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CAPTION CONTEST #10 -
11-11-2013, 04:34 PM
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST #10 -
11-11-2013, 08:17 PM
Taliban Barbie gets Osama-ed
Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST #10 -
11-12-2013, 12:52 AM
"I'll sign up for Obamacare!", that's what she thought
Ordered up a bronze plan...and here's what she got!
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST #10 -
11-12-2013, 02:20 AM
Too bad obamacare can't cover this
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST #10 -
11-12-2013, 03:34 AM
1. Gay-seeking bombs. Worth every penny.
2. It's bad enough to have one of those people move onto your street. But when they decide to "Pimp" their house...
3. Disney, having repented of their sins, pleases the lord with a Toy Story/Rambo crossover....
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST #10 -
11-14-2013, 07:03 PM
Errr.... I think I have a better picture
This is called "aurora borealis" or polar lights, they just appear in the polar zones of the Earth, but can also appear in another ones during short periods. The normal thing is see them in fall and winter (september-march), but also can appear in another moments of the year if the weather is cold enough. Is beautiful, don't you think?
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST #10 -
11-14-2013, 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by WorldWideMusic
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This is called "aurora borealis" or polar lights, they just appear in the polar zones of the Earth, but can also appear in another ones during short periods. The normal thing is see them in fall and winter (september-march), but also can appear in another moments of the year if the weather is cold enough. Is beautiful, don't you think?
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Two issues here:
1.) Brother Jeb called for us to caption the picture he posted, not post other pictures. Be mindful and respectful of such things.
2.) aurora borealis means northern lights while aurora australis means southern lights. These are determined by geomagnetic activity combined with solar wind, not temperature. They are more prevalent around the equinoxes.
I Kings 7:23
And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST #10 -
11-15-2013, 06:05 PM
You know what? I think I have a much better picture
Face the truth, organized religion is a fraud
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST #10 -
11-15-2013, 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted by WorldWideGodmockingWhore
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A photo of a man having a bowel movement?
You're a weirdo.
Yours in Christ (NOT RAISIN BRAN),
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Re: CAPTION CONTEST #10 -
11-18-2013, 09:44 PM
You know, I was just thinking of making a "Reverse Caption Contest" where I provide the caption and y'all provide the picture.
Here's my first (experimental) entry. It will require two images.:
Left: This is what anime artists think Japanese females look like. Right: This is what Japanese females actually look like.
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