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Caption Contest: Women's March on Washington -
01-22-2017, 05:24 PM
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Re: Caption Contest: Women's March on Washington -
01-22-2017, 06:16 PM
Aren´t there any deplorables to clean it up? /sarcasm
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
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Re: Caption Contest: Women's March on Washington -
01-22-2017, 06:25 PM
"Angry Lesbians Protest By Littering"
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"1200 busses: Not Enough Room For The Signs"
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"God Smites Sign Bearing Lesbians And Sends Them To Hell. Leaves signs for the city to worry about."
The last one is probably what happened.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Caption Contest: Women's March on Washington -
01-22-2017, 06:35 PM
Washington's annual litter-picking contest attracted no entrants this year.
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Re: Caption Contest: Women's March on Washington -
01-22-2017, 06:36 PM
"Today we toss out our signs. Tomorrow we toss out our unborn babies!"
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Caption Contest: Women's March on Washington -
01-22-2017, 08:35 PM
Okay girls! Throw away the placards but keep the sticks - there are still some shop windows intact downtown.
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Re: Caption Contest: Women's March on Washington -
01-22-2017, 09:20 PM
Under every 3th sign there is a bloody tampon hidden.
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Re: Caption Contest: Women's March on Washington -
01-22-2017, 11:23 PM
"Ditch the placards! Someone is giving away free cheesecake!"
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Re: Caption Contest: Women's March on Washington -
01-23-2017, 01:17 AM
"Expecting women to clean up is sexist. Besides, we're mostly white and wealthy enough to fly across the country for a protest, while the the D.C. garbagemen who clean up after us are deplorable-class and mostly black. We're just helping those oppressors check their male privilege."
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Re: Caption Contest: Women's March on Washington -
01-23-2017, 02:27 PM
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Re: Caption Contest: Women's March on Washington -
01-24-2017, 02:40 AM
This is how unsaved whores live.
Why, I bet notta one of them has ever cleaned a house or baked a pie from scratch. I can't wait to see them all marching in !
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Re: Caption Contest: Women's March on Washington -
01-24-2017, 03:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson
This is how unsaved whores live.
Why, I bet notta one of them has ever cleaned a house or baked a pie from scratch. I can't wait to see them all marching in !
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Amen, Sister Daisy! And when Trump finishes with making abortion illegal and birth-control something that they have to shell out for out of their own ragged purses, they will have no choice but to keep their flabby thighs together.
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Re: Caption Contest: Women's March on Washington -
01-24-2017, 05:00 AM
Feminazis all had their monthly curse and went on a rampage of Washington, littering and destroying every good thing.
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: Caption Contest: Women's March on Washington -
01-24-2017, 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond
"Expecting women to clean up is sexist. Besides, we're mostly white and wealthy enough to fly across the country for a protest, while the the D.C. garbagemen who clean up after us are deplorable-class and mostly black. We're just helping those oppressors check their male privilege."
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