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Default Re: New Atheist Theory: We're Made of Stars? - 01-07-2010, 08:45 AM

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I think them silly scientists suddenly caught the idea that we're supposedly made of carbon, while the stars are made up of burning coal, which, according to their atomic theories, consists of carbon as well. Then they combined it and concluded that we have come from the stars. They don't realize that atomic theory is an unproven speculation of atheists, with the purpose to deny that it is really God, not atoms, who makes matter.

Isaiah 47:12-14:

Stand now with thine enchantments, and with the multitude of thy sorceries, wherein thou hast laboured from thy youth; if so be thou shalt be able to profit, if so be thou mayest prevail. Thou art wearied in the multitude of thy counsels. Let now the astrologers, the stargazers, the monthly prognosticators, stand up, and save thee from these things that shall come upon thee.
Behold, they shall be as stubble; the fire shall burn them; they shall not deliver themselves from the power of the flame: there shall not be a coal to warm at, nor fire to sit before it.


Astronomers can't save you. Only Jesus can.
Do you honestly believe that stars are simply made of burning coal, and that scientists have not known that carbon is a vital element in all life on earth for many, many years?

People as uneducated as you should not be permitted to express their opinions publicly.
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Default Re: New Atheist Theory: We're Made of Stars? - 01-07-2010, 08:49 AM

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Do you honestly believe that stars are simply made of burning coal, and that scientists have not known that carbon is a vital element in all life on earth for many, many years?

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Why don't you get educated, you ignoramus! Have you ever even touched a Bible. It specifically says that stars are just tiny balls of light suspended above a solid transparent dome that covers the earth. One day, the Bible promises us, all the stars will fall to the ground.
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Default Re: New Atheist Theory: We're Made of Stars? - 01-07-2010, 04:34 PM

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Why don't you get educated, you ignoramus! Have you ever even touched a Bible. It specifically says that stars are just tiny balls of light suspended above a solid transparent dome that covers the earth. One day, the Bible promises us, all the stars will fall to the ground.
Totally right, brother! I might add to that that atomic theory is a lie according to True Science™. Read Colossians 1:16-18:

For by him were all things created, that are in heaven, and that are in earth, visible and invisible, whether they be thrones, or dominions, or principalities, or powers: all things were created by him, and for him: And he is before all things, and by him all things consist.
And he is the head of the body, the church: who is the beginning, the firstborn from the dead; that in all things he might have the preeminence.


There you have it. Matter is made of the element Christium.


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Default Re: New Atheist Theory: We're Made of Stars? - 01-07-2010, 04:44 PM

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Do you honestly believe that stars are simply made of burning coal, and that scientists have not known that carbon is a vital element in all life on earth for many, many years?

People as uneducated as you should not be permitted to express their opinions publicly.
Friend,

Have you read this discussion that proves the sun has to be made of coal?

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=18076



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Default Re: New Atheist Theory: We're Made of Stars? - 01-07-2010, 05:33 PM

If you were to take yourself apart one atom at a time with some tweezers, you would eventually end up with a pile of dust that is in no way alive, yet everything there once made up you, a living person.

The beauty of living structures is not the atom itself, it is the way the atoms are put together. "Non-living" structures like DNA replicate themselves. The best way they to do this is to create a shell around themselves to survive easier. Through millions of years of evolution, better shells were made. Ones that can move, and eat, and have sex. Eventually the DNA needed the shell to be able to do certain task to survive better so a brain developed. And here we are doubting it's very existence. Christians who believe in the Bible and not science and the history of the Universe are truly unappreciative.
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Default Re: New Atheist Theory: We're Made of Stars? - 01-07-2010, 05:39 PM

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If you were to take yourself apart one atom at a time with some tweezers...
Do you have any idea how many atoms are in the human body! You better get started immediately.

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Default Re: New Atheist Theory: We're Made of Stars? - 01-07-2010, 05:40 PM

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If you were to take yourself apart one atom at a time with some tweezers, you would eventually end up with a pile of dust that is in no way alive, yet everything there once made up you, a living person.
You're right. But all you're doing is taking apart the physical body. The soul (which is atomless) would remain. It's interesting that book of Genesis describes the creation of man as God's breath put into inanimate dust. I think what you are saying is scientific proof for the Genesis creation.

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The beauty of living structures is not the atom itself, it is the way the atoms are put together. "Non-living" structures like DNA replicate themselves. The best way they to do this is to create a shell around themselves to survive easier. Through millions of years of evolution, better shells were made. Ones that can move, and eat, and have sex. Eventually the DNA needed the shell to be able to do certain task to survive better so a brain developed. And here we are doubting it's very existence. Christians who believe in the Bible and not science and the history of the Universe are truly unappreciative.
So let me get this straight...DNA is non-living as you say. Yet you clearly make it sound like the DNA is actually thinking and planning. Like it needed to survive better so it developed a brain. Are you telling me DNA has thoughts and feelings?



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[...] "Non-living" structures like DNA replicate themselves.[...] Ones that can move, and eat, and have sex.[...]
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S[...]Are you telling me DNA has thoughts and feelings?
I'm afraid that he is , Rev. Jim. He is also saying that we are made of shells that have sex all the time!

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Default Re: New Atheist Theory: We're Made of Stars? - 01-07-2010, 07:39 PM

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I'm no point of light.
Amen to that Gunnery Sargent .... I've been posted to this little back water they call England.... Full of commies, pinkos & fags...God bless Her Majesty The Queen as well... She's about the only one in the Royals who can handle herself in a crisis...

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Christians who believe in the Bible and not science and the history of the Universe are truly unappreciative.
I don't care about being unappreciative. I prefer an ugly truth over a beautiful lie. And the fact is: atoms aren't in the Bible. Christ holds everything together.


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Amen to that Gunnery Sargent .... I've been posted to this little back water they call England.... Full of commies, pinkos & fags...God bless Her Majesty The Queen as well... She's about the only one in the Royals who can handle herself in a crisis...

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All Brits, and the Royals in particular, are very precise examples of the dangers of inbreeding. Charles Darwin was one of the few genetically diversified individuals to come from that gloomy island.

He got out of there and headed to warmer equatorial climates when the time was right. His brilliant theories did help to place that nation in a positive light.

You know, come to think of it he looks a bit like Mr. Bathfire
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He got out of there and headed to warmer equatorial climates when the time was right. His brilliant theories did help to place that nation in a positive light.

You know, come to think of it he looks a bit like Mr. Bathfire
How dare you, you monkey-banging atheist, to compare our noble Brother Bathfire, True Christian™ in every respect, with that blasphemous, God-hating, communist sicko Charles Darwin, the grandfather of all evil in this world (he is the father of evolution, which is the father of all evil in this world)!!! You will burn in hell next to Darwin!


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Stars ARE indeed burning coal. Have you ever compared a piece of hot coal in a fire to the Sun? They look like the EXACT same thing! Except the Sun is just slightly bigger and closer to Heaven.

Here's the proof, atheist:

Burning coal


The Sun


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Default Re: New Atheist Theory: We're Made of Stars? - 01-08-2010, 02:26 AM

There is one thing that I like about the atheist god Darwin...

He knew how to shoot a shotgun. Gosh Darn but he didn't tramp all over the countryside shooting and killing all sorts of little birds and small mammals.

He loved to kill all sorts of creatures. and then he would pin his small gophers and rats and other trophies up on his wall and masturbate to them. Its all true and detailed in his books.

His wife tried to stop him and then he killed their child as a punishment to her.

It was very sad and shows that Darwin is a very evil god.


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Default Re: New Atheist Theory: We're Made of Stars? - 01-08-2010, 07:50 AM

He's right. when when a sun explodes it's called a supernova, and when a supernova happens there is immense heat causing the atoms to speed up and collide into each other causing larger atoms to be made. Thousands of years later gravity seperates the particles into clouds and starts spiraling creating a star in the middle, then the metals, then the gasses. and you are made up of all of these different atoms.
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He's right. when when a sun explodes it's called a supernova, and when a supernova happens there is immense heat causing the atoms to speed up and collide into each other causing larger atoms to be made. Thousands of years later gravity seperates the particles into clouds and starts spiraling creating a star in the middle, then the metals, then the gasses. and you are made up of all of these different atoms.
How ridiculous. I think you've been watching too much Star Trek, young lady.

Where is any of this nonsense found in the Bible???
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Default Re: New Atheist Theory: We're Made of Stars? - 01-08-2010, 07:53 AM

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Stars ARE indeed burning coal. Have you ever compared a piece of hot coal in a fire to the Sun? They look like the EXACT same thing! Except the Sun is just slightly bigger and closer to Heaven.

Here's the proof, atheist:

Burning coal


The Sun


If I didn't tell you which was which, you wouldn't have been able to guess. Isn't that right, atheist?
are you retarded by any chance? A two year old could tell the difference. and the sun is made up of 26 different types of atoms, mostly hydrogen. While coal is made mostly of carbon.
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He's right. when when a sun explodes it's called a supernova, and when a supernova happens there is immense heat causing the atoms to speed up and collide into each other causing larger atoms to be made. Thousands of years later gravity seperates the particles into clouds and starts spiraling creating a star in the middle, then the metals, then the gasses. and you are made up of all of these different atoms.
More scientific mumbo jumbo. We've already established that the sun is basically a huge lump of burning coal. So how come coal doesn't do all these things as well? That's the hole in your theory.



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Default Re: New Atheist Theory: We're Made of Stars? - 01-08-2010, 07:56 AM

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How ridiculous. I think you've been watching too much Star Trek, young lady.

Where is any of this nonsense found in the Bible???
LOL, this has nothing to do with Star Trek. Your going to believe in some long haired hippie? There is more proof that god isnt real then proof that he is real.
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are you retarded by any chance? A two year old could tell the difference. and the sun is made up of 26 different types of atoms, mostly hydrogen. While coal is made mostly of carbon.
In order to find out what atoms the sun is made up of you have to get close enough to analyze it. Unfortunately, you would burn up if you were 10 feet from 8,000 degreee Fahrenheit temperatures! Let me ask you, has any scientist ever put a piece of the sun under a microscope? No. So how can they tell what kind of atoms there are?

Seriously, use some logic and reason before just putting blind faith in a bunch of old men (scientists).



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