[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by Wide-Open

Oh, you keep doing it.

You make me sick.

I know, this passive aggressive schtick is so faggy, no?

[Wide-Open]

Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist

I know, this passive aggressive schtick is so faggy, no?

I know Brother. He's either gay or female.

'Nuff said.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by gueritol

Mary, it's not THAT post that Mr. Papist got that answer. It's the charade of lies he's been pouring into me. For a moment I bought he knew God! and almost believed him. He's a wolf in sheep's clothes, do not be fooled, I can see straight through his disguise, and read him for what it is.

Oh no. I've known Mr. REDEEMED Papist for a long time indeed. He's seen the light (it says so in his title) and he KNOWS God's Word intimately. You would do well to listen to him and others here. They all speak only God's Word, so if there is any offense you are feeling, it's not because of them, it's the Word that offends you. Because in your spirit you are still rejecting the LORD, you need to get right by Him if you want any of this to make sense. It doesn't matter, ultimately, if it makes sense or not. God requires that you believe His Son died for you and you accept Him as your LORD and Master (Romans 10:9). Comprehension isn't necessary for salvation, only belief is.

Originally Posted by gueritol

Now on your statement and question? Yes. Indeed. I been searching high-and-low.
THis seemed like a God loving group with solid standing on their beliefs and fundaments, but rather than talk about God (like you so kindly do) they keep talking about me. Specially Mr. Papist, there is another one that doesn't likes trees and only talks about perverted stuff, that I would not even dare to mention, guess it's called obsessive behavior.

Friend, God's Word speaks plainly and truly to those who are True Christians™ . If you are not a True Christian™ it will sound like foolishness to you (1 Corinthians 1:18). Why would they waste their time trying to translate God's Wisdom into Unbeliever's Babble? It simply cannot be done. Note how Paul's conversion on the Road to Damascus wasn't preceded by logic and reason, it happened because Jesus Himself called out to him and he answered. Jesus is calling out to you, too. Reason and logic have nothing to do with your answer.

Originally Posted by gueritol

Where to start? How does one go about expressing his doubts? I had less of then when I came here?

Why do you have doubts if not for the fact that you are still rejecting God's presence in your soul? Have you ever wondered why you reject Him so? These good and godly men can help you see this. You would do well to trust them.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Wide-Open

I know Brother. He's either gay or female.

'Nuff said.

Certainly he's awfully confused.



Perhaps his mother was the head of his family. This is why God commands a woman to be submissive to her husband - to avoid confusing the children.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

Certainly he's awfully confused.



Perhaps his mother was the head of his family. This is why God commands a woman to be submissive to her husband - to avoid confusing the children.

He's an idiot, if he is a he that is. He comes in here, quoting a false Bible and questioning the Word of God over kids he doesn't even have! Why? Who knows!

Hey Geritol, just follow the KJV to the letter, and you won't ave to worry about eating you non-existent kids!

[gueritol Waiting for Email Confirmation]

Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist

How are we lying when we show you what God actually said? It's like you don't really believe in God at all.

I didn't say people were lying I said YOU! don't mingle and mince words.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by gueritol

I didn't say people were lying I said YOU! don't mingle and mince words.

Redeemed Papist and I hold all of the same opinions. If he is lying, then I am lying too. The same goes for all TRUE Christians™, since our opinions all come from the Bible. But we are NOT lying, we are telling the TRUTH™!

[gueritol Waiting for Email Confirmation]

Originally Posted by Wide-Open

Please show us where ANY male True Christian has stated that women can't be True Christians.

Just one example. A SINGLE example.

I dare you.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=18768

There are more ... shall I continue?

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by gueritol

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=18768

There are more ... shall I continue?

Brother Bob4God is just saying MOST women are hopeless sluts, not ALL women are hopeless sluts who would sleep with the pool boy the first chance they get.
Posted by Mobile JesusOS Device

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by gueritol

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=18768

There are more ... shall I continue?

A True Christian™ woman knows her place. Brother Bob4God didn't come up with information this out of thin air. He didn't make this up. He's sharing the Word of God for all to see the glory and wisdom contained therein!

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by gueritol

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=18768

There are more ... shall I continue?

Whoops!

It's unravelling. Wait for the full meltdown.

God has plenty to say about women keeping quiet and being submissive but I don't see how any of that has to do with women not being able to be True Christians. They just need to know their place.

1 Peter 3:5 For after this manner in the old time the holy women also, who trusted in God, adorned themselves, being in subjection unto their own husbands:

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by gueritol

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=18768

There are more ... shall I continue?

I don't see anywhere in your link where Bob4God says a woman cannot be a True Christian™. In fact, just the other day, Bob4God patted my wife on the head and praised her for being a True Christian™ helpmeet. If she was not a True Christian™ Bob4God would shun her like he shuns the soulless jigaboos who do the landscaping around Freehold. What is wrong with that?

God is not fooled by your accusations. He can see what is in our hearts, and He knows you are a dirty anal fiend, and Bob4God is a perfect man of God. If you would pause to wipe the poop off of your tallywacker for a moment, you might hear the weeping of sweet Baby Jesus.

[gueritol Waiting for Email Confirmation]

Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins

Redeemed Papist and I hold all of the same opinions. If he is lying, then I am lying too. The same goes for all TRUE Christians™, since our opinions all come from the Bible. But we are NOT lying, we are telling the TRUTH™!

You should be renamed to phallic bob, your obsession borders on sickening. Shame on you!

Just because the Lady Etheldreda asked nicely I'll put the baggage that I carry as best as I know it.

I was born of Jew parents, out of wedlock. Managed to be circumcised before I was GIVEN AWAY on adoption, bounced around until I was taken into a Catholic house, they renounced my sins, and baptized me.

I found out I was adopted when in my teens, I reveled and hit the streets, moved around countries illegally, returned to this fine country worst than how I left.

One random day I woke up in a hotel, and I found the Book. Didn't pay much attention to it, it was during the time that life and hope was dwindling that I read it (I carried it with me for a really long time, to this date I do not know why).

It revolted me to know that I was the worst scum of the earth, sinner and a bastard!

I decided to hide my self in reclusion, and disappeared from the map. I mostly eat and read the Bible.

A few years ago I decided to come back to the world, to find out I lost my adoptive parents in different years. I had never spoken to them since the day I left.

I secluded my self once again, until a few months ago. Where I decided enough is enough.

I have not children, nor will have because I do not want them to carry this shameful bastard inheritance.

Don't think I left anything out ... well except the details that might drive Mr. Billy Bob crazy with excitement.

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by gueritol

You should be renamed to phallic bob, your obsession borders on sickening. Shame on you!

Just because the Lady Etheldreda asked nicely I'll put the baggage that I carry as best as I know it.

I was born of Jew parents, out of wedlock. Managed to be circumcised before I was GIVEN AWAY on adoption, bounced around until I was taken into a Catholic house, they renounced my sins, and baptized me.

I found out I was adopted when in my teens, I reveled and hit the streets, moved around countries illegally, returned to this fine country worst than how I left.

One random day I woke up in a hotel, and I found the Book. Didn't pay much attention to it, it was during the time that life and hope was dwindling that I read it (I carried it with me for a really long time, to this date I do not know why).

It revolted me to know that I was the worst scum of the earth, sinner and a bastard!

I decided to hide my self in reclusion, and disappeared from the map. I mostly eat and read the Bible.

A few years ago I decided to come back to the world, to find out I lost my adoptive parents in different years. I had never spoken to them since the day I left.

I secluded my self once again, until a few months ago. Where I decided enough is enough.

I have not children, nor will have because I do not want them to carry this shameful bastard inheritance.

Don't think I left anything out ... well except the details that might drive Mr. Billy Bob crazy with excitement.

So what! You can whine about this all you like but that doesn't explain your hatefulness towards people just celebrating the word of God.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by gueritol

I mostly eat and read the Bible.

I find this quite disturbing. Are you aware of what some Christians do to Bible munchers?

[Redeemed Papist]

If it pretends to be pushed over the edge into suicide by our alleged hateful confirmation of its sickening back story then it wins 1000 troll predictability points. We had one of those last week but it wasn't as whiny as this one.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by gueritol

You should be renamed to phallic bob, your obsession borders on sickening. Shame on you!

Just because the Lady Etheldreda asked nicely I'll put the baggage that I carry as best as I know it.

I don't believe you. Catholics don't take Jewish babies anymore. Unless you're a Spaniard, that is, but your English is too good for that.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist

If it pretends to be pushed over the edge into suicide by our alleged hateful confirmation of its sickening back story then it wins 1000 troll predictability points. We had one of those last week but it wasn't as whiny as this one.

See how it attacks the masculinity of those it finds intimidating? It probably has deep daddy issues behind its hatred of Jesus and me.

[gueritol Waiting for Email Confirmation]

Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist

If it pretends to be pushed over the edge into suicide by our alleged hateful confirmation of its sickening back story then it wins 1000 troll predictability points. We had one of those last week but it wasn't as whiny as this one.

I didn't do it for you Mr. Papist. Your hate is sickening. Your ambiguity borders on malignant. You're a devil's incarnate! Repent sinner!

See how the evil snake inside of you comes out with its lies. I never said anything of suicide, nor hateful remarks. Your devil's inside make you twist the truth. Lier! sinner! unworthy! unholy! Hope your trip down the chute to the fire is a painful one!

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

I don't believe you. Catholics don't take Jewish babies anymore. Unless you're a Spaniard, that is, but your English is too good for that.

Who knows what depravities are practised in Best, Noord-Brabant, Netherlands.