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Post A short guide for curing Atheism - 11-04-2010, 12:52 PM

This thread is dedicated to all the atheists who come to Our Godly Forum.

I have noticed that a lot of atheists come to this forum. Many of you start mocking God before even making an introduction thread. All you atheists have one thing in common: You refuse to listen to reason. You think that you are so smart because you know a lot about science and philosophy and because you have some fancy education. Well, I am just a humble pig farmer but I dare say that I am smarter than any atheist. I am smart enough to see through the lies of satanic scientists and philosophers. But why is it that you atheists are incapable of reason? Why is it that you refuse to admit defeat in your debates with us True Christians™? I think it is because you lack the fear of God.

If you are an atheist then you need to understand that fear of God is the beginning of all Wisdom:

Proverbs 9:10
The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom: and the knowledge of the holy is understanding.

As you start fearing God, Wisdom will enter your heart and you will be able to see through the lies of scientists and other evil men:

Proverbs 2:10-12
When wisdom entereth into thine heart, and knowledge is pleasant unto thy soul; Discretion shall preserve thee, understanding shall keep thee: To deliver thee from the way of the evil man, from the man that speaketh froward things;

Based on this I have come to the conclusion that before you atheists can reach the same high intellectual level of a True Christian™ you need to fear God. I know that you atheists are lazy and stupid so you probably won't bother to read the KJV. If I were to recommend that you read Leviticus 26 you probably wouldn't do it due to your laziness. Therefore I have quoted parts of leviticus 26 that instills the fear of God into your worthless minds. I have highlighted my favourite parts with bold:


Leviticus 26:13-29
I am the LORD your God, which brought you forth out of the land of Egypt, that ye should not be their bondmen; and I have broken the bands of your yoke, and made you go upright.
But if ye will not hearken unto me, and will not do all these commandments;
And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant:
I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
And I will set my face against you, and ye shall be slain before your enemies: they that hate you shall reign over you; and ye shall flee when none pursueth you.
And if ye will not yet for all this hearken unto me, then I will punish you seven times more for your sins.
And I will break the pride of your power; and I will make your heaven as iron, and your earth as brass:
And your strength shall be spent in vain: for your land shall not yield her increase, neither shall the trees of the land yield their fruits.
And if ye walk contrary unto me, and will not hearken unto me; I will bring seven times more plagues upon you according to your sins.
I will also send wild beasts among you, which shall rob you of your children, and destroy your cattle, and make you few in number; and your high ways shall be desolate.
And if ye will not be reformed by me by these things, but will walk contrary unto me;
Then will I also walk contrary unto you, and will punish you yet seven times for your sins.
And I will bring a sword upon you, that shall avenge the quarrel of my covenant: and when ye are gathered together within your cities, I will send the pestilence among you; and ye shall be delivered into the hand of the enemy.
And when I have broken the staff of your bread, ten women shall bake your bread in one oven, and they shall deliver you your bread again by weight: and ye shall eat, and not be satisfied.
And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

It is my sincere hope that you, atheist scum, are trembling with fear now. I want you to use this fear as motivation to start following the Word of God. I know that you are reluctant to give up your satanic habbits of child molestation and sodomy involving various objects and animals. But are those habbits really so pleasurable that you would want to burn in Hell for all eternity?

If you were to become a True Christian™ you would not only avoid Hell you would also gain super powers!

Leviticus 26:3-8
If ye walk in my statutes, and keep my commandments, and do them;
Then I will give you rain in due season, and the land shall yield her increase, and the trees of the field shall yield their fruit.
And your threshing shall reach unto the vintage, and the vintage shall reach unto the sowing time: and ye shall eat your bread to the full, and dwell in your land safely.
And I will give peace in the land, and ye shall lie down, and none shall make you afraid: and I will rid evil beasts out of the land, neither shall the sword go through your land.
And ye shall chase your enemies, and they shall fall before you by the sword.
And five of you shall chase an hundred, and an hundred of you shall put ten thousand to flight: and your enemies shall fall before you by the sword.


So stop being a stupid atheist and join the Godly Good Guys aka True Christians™ in the worship of God!


To the atheists:

To the false christians:

Feel like pissing off God? Perhaps this will change your mind:

Hosea 13:16
Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.
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Default Re: A short guide for curing Atheism - 11-04-2010, 01:22 PM

Good work, Brother. The fear of God is necessary for good reasoning.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: A short guide for curing Atheism - 11-05-2010, 12:57 AM

Excellent thread, this is exactly why I now keep myself seperated from athiests (Leviticus 10:10). I have tried to help them in the past, I really have tried to show them the light, but they come out with the same old argument as to why they think they are right. "experiemnts, monkeys, hawkins and dawkings" are some of the favoured fallible sources of atheist knowledge.

It is common understanding that True Christians™ are smarter than atheists, otherwise it would be the atheists that choose to dedicate their existance on this earth to appeasing the LORD and following the factually infallible word he has given us so generously.

Let us look forward to Heaven, where we wont have to put up with their stupidity anymore


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Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

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Smile Re: A short guide for curing Atheism - 11-05-2010, 12:58 AM

With all due respect, sir, as Christians, we are to love one another.
That is the most important commandment. Love God, love people.

Matthew 22:36-40 (New International Version)

36 “Teacher, which is the greatest commandment in the Law?”
37 Jesus replied: “‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.’ 38 This is the first and greatest commandment. 39 And the second is like it: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’ 40 All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments.”




By calling Atheists scum, you aren't loving your neighbor. You are degrading them and forcing our religion upon them. It's their choice. And they choose based on what they see.


Brother, you're showing them the wrong side of Christianity.
You're pushing them away.
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Default Re: A short guide for curing Atheism - 11-05-2010, 01:19 AM

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With all due respect, sir, as Christians, we are to love one another.
That is the most important commandment. Love God, love people.

Matthew 22:36-40 (New International Version)

36 “Teacher, which is the greatest commandment in the Law?”
37 Jesus replied: “‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.’ 38 This is the first and greatest commandment. 39 And the second is like it: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’ 40 All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments.”




By calling Atheists scum, you aren't loving your neighbor. You are degrading them and forcing our religion upon them. It's their choice. And they choose based on what they see.


Brother, you're showing them the wrong side of Christianity.
You're pushing them away.
Why would you try to prove a point like that by quoting the NIV? The true Bible is the first, the KJV 1611.


Philippians 4:4

Rejoice in the Lord and you will be blessed by him.
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Brother, you're showing them the wrong side of Christianity.
You're pushing them away.
Excuse me? The "wrong side of Christianity"? What is that supposed to mean? You are not smarter than GOD missy, He tells us exactly how to live, you don't get to pick out your favourite bits.

Either you are Christian, or you are not. Either accept the whole Bible or you are not Christian. How can you be Christian if you think it is "wrong"?

The Bible does not say to tolerate sinners, ie. atheists. Atheists are NOT my neighbours.


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"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.
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Default Re: A short guide for curing Atheism - 11-05-2010, 01:41 AM

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With all due respect, sir, as Christians, we are to love one another.
That is the most important commandment. Love God, love people.

Matthew 22:36-40 (New International Version)

36 “Teacher, which is the greatest commandment in the Law?”
37 Jesus replied: “‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.’ 38 This is the first and greatest commandment. 39 And the second is like it: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’ 40 All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments.”


By calling Atheists scum, you aren't loving your neighbor. You are degrading them and forcing our religion upon them. It's their choice. And they choose based on what they see.


Brother, you're showing them the wrong side of Christianity.
You're pushing them away.
Thankfully we have scroll over now, so people can read what it really says.

Now go look up the word neighbor in the Bible and get back to us about what it really means. Go-on...... we'll wait.


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Default Re: A short guide for curing Atheism - 11-05-2010, 04:56 AM

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By calling Atheists scum, you aren't loving your neighbor. You are degrading them and forcing our religion upon them. It's their choice. And they choose based on what they see.


Brother, you're showing them the wrong side of Christianity.
You're pushing them away.
I am doing my duty as a True Christian™ when I warn the masses of atheist scum about what will happen to them I they don't repent their wicked ways.

2nd Timothy 4:1-2
I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.

You are implying that I hate atheists? Why would I try to save them if I hated them? What have you ever done to save atheists from eternal damnation?

And please don't tell me that God has commanded me to love atheists when He has in fact commanded me to kill them:

2 Chronicles 15:13
That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman

You sound like one of them fluffy false christians. You need to read your KJV so that you can rediscover your fear of God!


To the atheists:

To the false christians:

Feel like pissing off God? Perhaps this will change your mind:

Hosea 13:16
Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.
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... lack the fear of God.
I think you are exactly right in this.

Why are there so many negroids in our prison system? They simply do not fear the law. Maybe if more could be rounded up and given summary executions in their own neighborhoods, the remaining crackheads and whores might learn a little fear. I'm sure the same applies to atheists.
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Default Re: A short guide for curing Atheism - 11-05-2010, 10:31 AM

[QUOTE=Johannes Kirkeholm;630129]This thread is dedicated to all the atheists who come to Our Godly Forum.

I have noticed that a lot of atheists come to this forum. Many of you start mocking God before even making an introduction thread. All you atheists have one thing in common: You refuse to listen to reason. You think that you are so smart because you know a lot about science and philosophy and because you have some fancy education. Well, I am just a humble pig farmer but I dare say that I am smarter than any atheist. I am smart enough to see through the lies of satanic scientists and philosophers. But why is it that you atheists are incapable of reason? Why is it that you refuse to admit defeat in your debates with us True Christians™? I think it is because you lack the fear of God.

If you are an atheist then you need to understand that fear of God is the beginning of all Wisdom:

Proverbs 9:10
The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom: and the knowledge of the holy is understanding.

As you start fearing God, Wisdom will enter your heart and you will be able to see through the lies of scientists and other evil men:

Proverbs 2:10-12
When wisdom entereth into thine heart, and knowledge is pleasant unto thy soul; Discretion shall preserve thee, understanding shall keep thee: To deliver thee from the way of the evil man, from the man that speaketh froward things;

Based on this I have come to the conclusion that before you atheists can reach the same high intellectual level of a True Christian™ you need to fear God. I know that you atheists are lazy and stupid so you probably won't bother to read the KJV. If I were to recommend that you read Leviticus 26 you probably wouldn't do it due to your laziness. Therefore I have quoted parts of leviticus 26 that instills the fear of God into your worthless minds. I have highlighted my favourite parts with bold:


Leviticus 26:13-29
I am the LORD your God, which brought you forth out of the land of Egypt, that ye should not be their bondmen; and I have broken the bands of your yoke, and made you go upright.
But if ye will not hearken unto me, and will not do all these commandments;
And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant:
I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
And I will set my face against you, and ye shall be slain before your enemies: they that hate you shall reign over you; and ye shall flee when none pursueth you.
And if ye will not yet for all this hearken unto me, then I will punish you seven times more for your sins.
And I will break the pride of your power; and I will make your heaven as iron, and your earth as brass:
And your strength shall be spent in vain: for your land shall not yield her increase, neither shall the trees of the land yield their fruits.
And if ye walk contrary unto me, and will not hearken unto me; I will bring seven times more plagues upon you according to your sins.
I will also send wild beasts among you, which shall rob you of your children, and destroy your cattle, and make you few in number; and your high ways shall be desolate.
And if ye will not be reformed by me by these things, but will walk contrary unto me;
Then will I also walk contrary unto you, and will punish you yet seven times for your sins.
And I will bring a sword upon you, that shall avenge the quarrel of my covenant: and when ye are gathered together within your cities, I will send the pestilence among you; and ye shall be delivered into the hand of the enemy.
And when I have broken the staff of your bread, ten women shall bake your bread in one oven, and they shall deliver you your bread again by weight: and ye shall eat, and not be satisfied.
And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

It is my sincere hope that you, atheist scum, are trembling with fear now. I want you to use this fear as motivation to start following the Word of God. I know that you are reluctant to give up your satanic habbits of child molestation and sodomy involving various objects and animals. But are those habbits really so pleasurable that you would want to burn in Hell for all eternity?

If you were to become a True Christian™ you would not only avoid Hell you would also gain super powers!

Leviticus 26:3-8
If ye walk in my statutes, and keep my commandments, and do them;
Then I will give you rain in due season, and the land shall yield her increase, and the trees of the field shall yield their fruit.
And your threshing shall reach unto the vintage, and the vintage shall reach unto the sowing time: and ye shall eat your bread to the full, and dwell in your land safely.
And I will give peace in the land, and ye shall lie down, and none shall make you afraid: and I will rid evil beasts out of the land, neither shall the sword go through your land.
And ye shall chase your enemies, and they shall fall before you by the sword.
And five of you shall chase an hundred, and an hundred of you shall put ten thousand to flight: and your enemies shall fall before you by the sword.


So stop being a stupid atheist and join the Godly Good Guys aka True Christians™ in the worship of God![/QUOTE
Stop being such a hypocrite, everything you just said can be said about Christianity. You just did the Stereo-typical Christan argument were you dont actually have any valid claims and you just spout out Biblical phrases. Religion has been used as a scare tactic for centuries it told people if they didn't behave a certain way they would go to hell. It discriminated against people(still does) and treated women like crap(still happening). I'm an atheist I dont give a shit what you believe in but come up with a actual argument.
FYI some people are atheists for other reasons besides science.
Another problem with arguing with people like you is that you refuse to see the other person point of view no matter what.
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Default Re: A short guide for curing Atheism - 11-05-2010, 10:55 AM

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Stop being such a hypocrite, everything you just said can be said about Christianity. You just did the Stereo-typical Christan argument were you dont actually have any valid claims and you just spout out Biblical phrases. Religion has been used as a scare tactic for centuries it told people if they didn't behave a certain way they would go to hell. It discriminated against people(still does) and treated women like crap(still happening). I'm an atheist I dont give a shit what you believe in but come up with a actual argument.
FYI some people are atheists for other reasons besides science.
Another problem with arguing with people like you is that you refuse to see the other person point of view no matter what.
The Bible contains the Word of God. God is all knowing. This means that any opinion based on a Biblical phrase is way more valid than any of your atheist opinions. And please don't think that I don't see your point of view. I used to be a stupid atheist myself. I know how terrible it is to be unable to see through the lies of satan. I actually pity you atheists. That is why I created this thread in the first place.


To the atheists:

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Hosea 13:16
Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.
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Default Re: A short guide for curing Atheism - 11-05-2010, 11:14 AM

Haha i lolled at u. You can't cure Atheism. Atheism is the only truth.
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Default Re: A short guide for curing Atheism - 11-05-2010, 11:43 AM

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Haha i lolled at u. You can't cure Atheism. Atheism is the only truth.
At least you admit it is a religion to you. Most of your type aren't so brave.


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: A short guide for curing Atheism - 11-05-2010, 12:12 PM

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At least you admit it is a religion to you. Most of your type aren't so brave.
It's a way of thinking, like being Christian is.

All of us got a mindset.

You probably got a Christian mindset and i probably got a Athiest mindset.
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Default Re: A short guide for curing Atheism - 11-22-2010, 12:18 AM

I can give a nice, short 7 letter answer for dealing with atheism, and is 100% guaranteed to work.

SUCK IT UP AND DEAL WITH IT!
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Default Re: A short guide for curing Atheism - 11-22-2010, 09:16 AM

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I can give a nice, short 7 letter answer for dealing with atheism, and is 100% guaranteed to work.

SUCK IT UP AND DEAL WITH IT!
I too wish that we could deal with atheism.

2 Chronicles 15:13
That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman

Unfortunately secular law prevents us from killing atheists and other nonbelievers


To the atheists:

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Feel like pissing off God? Perhaps this will change your mind:

Hosea 13:16
Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.
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Default Re: A short guide for curing Atheism - 11-22-2010, 01:10 PM

I myself am ashamed to admit that my own son swayed from the Lord's True Path and towards the west coast, where he lives now as a godless heathen, sinner and sodomite - under the guise of the name of this cult of 'Atheism'! Oh, I only wish that I could show him the way, but sadly I'm too afraid of the taint that lies in that Joo-ridden hellhole!
If anyone knows how to remotely cure an Atheist and show them the evil of their wicked ways, perhaps via the medium of the internet, please inform me.
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Default Re: A short guide for curing Atheism - 11-22-2010, 04:31 PM

I doubt this will work. No atheist is stupid enough to follow this guide. Just accept that there are people with different beliefs then you. Its wrong to force your religion on others.
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Default Re: A short guide for curing Atheism - 11-28-2010, 11:10 PM

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I myself am ashamed to admit that my own son swayed from the Lord's True Path and towards the west coast, where he lives now as a godless heathen, sinner and sodomite - under the guise of the name of this cult of 'Atheism'! Oh, I only wish that I could show him the way, but sadly I'm too afraid of the taint that lies in that Joo-ridden hellhole!
If anyone knows how to remotely cure an Atheist and show them the evil of their wicked ways, perhaps via the medium of the internet, please inform me.
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Default Re: A short guide for curing Atheism - 11-13-2010, 06:55 PM

This didn't cure nothing, just wasted my time.

How can you believe in a god that's demanding?
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