[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by peaceandlove420

I sincerely doubt anyone who is not living in a third world village in South America and South Africa is eating babies. Some tribes in these villages are the only ones around the world who still practice cannibalism.

So racist. There is no room for racism at Landover, friend - the uncivilised darkies are no worse than than any white witches or atheists, and shame on you for suggesting they are!

Originally Posted by peaceandlove420

How can I be "slutting around" if I am in a committed relationship with someone and have been for 2 years?

How can you not be slutting around if you're not a Christian, considering that all morality comes from God?

Who gave you the authority to pass judgement over someone like me or my father considering we are total strangers to you and have never formally met you?

Wait, are you trying to tell us that your own father is the fellow you've been fornicating with for the last two years? That's kind of messed up.

Originally Posted by peaceandlove420

Well seeing as how I do not believe in hell why shouldn't he let be choose to believe what I want?

If you had a child who didn't believe in the War on Drugs, would they be free to smoke as much crack as they liked?

At least my father does not hit me and never has.

Only because he doesn't think you're worth the effort.
Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.
14 Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

And I obviously do not have the same definition of holy as you people do. My father is a holy follower of god but he does not need to take it to the extreme in all aspects of his life.

Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

Originally Posted by peaceandlove420

I may have turned my back on holy values but only because having moral values is more humane. Do I clain "fellowship" with Christians? Yes I do. I have many wonderful friends who are either agnostic, atheist, christian, jew, muslim, and I even have a buddhist friend. Learning about different cultures and religions is important in today's society.

If you won't have the decency to become a fundamentalist Christian yourself, you should at least have the decency to break off all friendships with any Christians you know so as not to put their souls in danger. Of course, if they were real Christians they wouldn't be friends with you in the first place, but some of them might be trying to find the right path, and someone like you can only hinder that.

Ephesians 5:11 And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them.

[Levi Jones]

Godly research, Pastor. Let us not forget to mention the wiccans in our prayers lest the bloat up over 500 pounds.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Is this why Halloween is celebrated with much caloric, sugary treats?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

Is this why Halloween is celebrated with much caloric, sugary treats?

Demon-cursed sugary treats, Sister!

[Adilene]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

Demon-cursed sugary treats, Sister!

I always thought it was God's punishment for being WICCAN AND GAY. The fat and Unattractive are not the only ones who are in to this 'WICKED' But Also gays.

Deuteronomy 31:29

[Deaner]

Originally Posted by Adilene

I always thought it was God's punishment for being WICCAN AND GAY. The fat and Unattractive are not the only ones who are in to this 'WICKED' But Also gays.

Deuteronomy 31:29

Have you ever seen a porn movie (straight or gay) of Wiccans having sex? Now you know why.

We have people shitting on each other, eating each others puke and licking dirty bums. Wiccans having sex? Nope.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Deaner

Have you ever seen a porn movie (straight or gay) of Wiccans having sex?

Amen brother. I've had to sit through countless hours of Witch Porn.

[Happy Christian]

It is simply what happens to women who do not live a godly life of submission to their husband, baking pies, and devotion to raising Christian soldier children.

Not only witches, but ALL female unbelievers will eventually be fat and ugly. It is like wearing a badge that says "God Hates Me!" Good Christian folk who adhere to the ways of the LBC are all slim and comely, or becoming so.

Those whom God despises look like an overstuffed sack with a face like a dropped pie, and should hide their nakedness more than most!

[Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean]

Funny, after I started following the Wicca I gained weight. I used to weigh 200 lbs now I'm up to 360 and quickly going up, and I see nothing but improvement on my cooking..... maybe I'm a fat sow?

[popthecherry]

So handsome...

[Alphonse Alban]

Originally Posted by popthecherry

So handsome...

Why do you think ugly false-Christian head-kiddy fiddler is handsome? Are you some sort of weirdo?

[liveandlove]

Originally Posted by Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean

Funny, after I started following the Wicca I gained weight. I used to weigh 200 lbs now I'm up to 360 and quickly going up, and I see nothing but improvement on my cooking..... maybe I'm a fat sow?

funny for me i wanted to be outside much more and i started walking and running with friends not i am in great shape

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by liveandlove

funny for me i wanted to be outside much more and i started walking and running with friends not i am in great shape

Enjoy it while you can. It won't last.

If you look at me, however, you'll see the healthy glow that comes only from the Light of Christ!

[Black Knight]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

Enjoy it while you can. It won't last.

If you look at me, however, you'll see the healthy glow that comes only from the Light of Christ!

All I see is the hollow eyes of a brainwashed fool. But hey you say potato, I say Cultist.

[liveandlove]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

Enjoy it while you can. It won't last.

If you look at me, however, you'll see the healthy glow that comes only from the Light of Christ!

I have been a pagan for three years and i want to be outside more and more, i am even going to go throw a week of meditating and fasting in complet isolation in a tent

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by liveandlove

I have been a pagan for three years and i want to be outside more and more, i am even going to go throw a week of meditating and fasting in complet isolation in a tent

Camping is nice, but ultimately you will turn out fat and ugly just as the research shows.

[Matthew Hopkins]

Originally Posted by Black Knight

All I see is the hollow eyes of a brainwashed fool. But hey you say potato, I say Cultist.

And all I read from you is the perception of a hermit crab. There's stupid, stupider, really stupid, and then, far away in the distance, there is a speck of dirt.

That's you. Way beyond the scale of stupidity, way past imbecile, just this side of brain dead.

YBIC

[liveandlove]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

Camping is nice, but ultimately you will turn out fat and ugly just as the research shows.

Only if i over indulge with the food

[Black Knight]

Originally Posted by Matthew Hopkins

And all I read from you is the perception of a hermit crab.

YBIC

So I walk around gradually exchanging smaller gastropod shells for larger ones? Interesting, but what does that have to do with my intellect?

[Levi Jones]

Originally Posted by Black Knight

So I walk around gradually exchanging smaller gastropod shells for larger ones? Interesting, but what does that have to do with my intellect?

To paraphrase Augustine of Hippo, you are like a wingless creature that crawls upon the earth and, while soaring no higher than the leap of a frog, mocks the birds in their nests above.

Friend, we are saved. We are going to heaven. You are going to hell. We live with the right type of knowledge. Not the lies of your prophet Gerald Gardner whose teachings invariably lead to eternal damnation.