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Default Let's all burn Bibles this Halloween! - 10-27-2013, 04:52 AM

We will hold a halloween book burning just like they did in Acts 19:19

19 Many of them also which used curious arts brought their books together, and burned them before all men: and they counted the price of them, and found it fifty thousand pieces of silver.



We all know the King James is the only true and inerrant Word of God.
Why shouldn't we burn false bibles along evil works by Billy Graham, Joel Osteen, JK Rowling, E. L. James, the Quran and so many others?

Join us as we will be serving fried and barbecued chicken as we burn books and we pray for ourselves to be on fire for Jesus!


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: Let's all burn Bibles this Halloween! - 10-27-2013, 05:03 AM

Amen, brother. I would urge everyone to re-read my sermon on the subject of false Bibles HERE.

And anyone caught throwing a KJV Bible on the fire will be horsewhipped. We only burn FALSE Bibles, people! I swear to Christ some of you tin tithers are dumber than a bag of hammers.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Let's all burn Bibles this Halloween! - 10-27-2013, 05:07 AM

I'd like to get my hands on all those corrupt Greek manuscripts that don't agree with the Textus Receptus and burn them. I'd also like to add encyclopaedias, history books, biology books -- any book that contradicts the Bible -- to the list as well.


Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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Default Re: Let's all burn Bibles this Halloween! - 10-27-2013, 05:23 AM

Hello Levi Jones.

I have a colored girl who works for me she smells like coconuts she has a Bible that is not a KJV Bible it says La Sainte Bible and it is in French. I told her I need to burn it and she got mad at me and she said I would have to burn her with it but I do not want to do that she makes good soup.

Also earlier in Acts 19 Paul speaks for 3 months in a synagogue was that 3 months straight or did he get to take naps.

Thank you.

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Default Re: Let's all burn Bibles this Halloween! - 10-27-2013, 05:41 AM

I've been going door to door in my neighborhood for the past few days asking people if they'd like to donate books to charity, It's been quite a successful week! (I didn't say what charity they were giving to. I always managed to steer the topic in another direction. So i wasn't lying)

Anyway I dont understand how atheist parents actually give in to that harry potter crap. I also have quite a raw collection of those new 50 shades of gay books but i think i might keep those for a little while, for researching purposes of course
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Default Re: Let's all burn Bibles this Halloween! - 10-27-2013, 05:58 AM

I've got tons of boxes in my basement of false Bibles collected from the days while I was traveling. The Gideons have placed untold numbers of NASB, NLT, and NKJV in hotel rooms all over the place. I even found some Book of Mormon in Marriott Hotels - all confiscated in the Name of the Lord. The Holy Spirit must have moved me to save these for this Glorious occasion.

Praise Jesus!


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Default Re: Let's all burn Bibles this Halloween! - 11-04-2013, 12:52 AM

I burnt all of my copies of the holy bible that were not cool 4 book burn day
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Default Re: Let's all burn Bibles this Halloween! - 11-04-2013, 01:05 AM

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Default Re: Let's all burn Bibles this Halloween! - 10-15-2014, 10:13 PM

Ah yes, I would love to burn every Christian bible. Hail Satan
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Default Re: Let's all burn Bibles this Halloween! - 10-15-2014, 10:23 PM

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Ah yes, I would love to burn every Christian bible. Hail Satan
You're confused, dear. Pastor Jones is referring to false Bibles.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Let's all burn Bibles this Halloween! - 10-16-2014, 05:59 AM

I think we should also throw in such smut trash as Eat, Pray, Love and 50 Shades of Gay as well as Hellary Cliton's lurid autobiography.
 

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