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Pray for Kellyanne Conway to be FIRED -
02-04-2017, 11:21 PM
Yes, you read that correctly.
What was Donald THINKING when he appointed a WOMAN to be his advisor? She has been nothing but a magpie and an embarrassment to his administration, even if she has brought a kind of Ann Coulter beauty to the position of advisor. We need MEN to be in this position. Men like Scott Baio, Matt McConaughey, Tom Cruise (if he will renounce scientology), or Peter Popoff!
Join me on my knees now that our President will see the error of his ways and fire this dumb broad before she causes us to be the laughingstock of the Free World.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Pray for Kellyanne Conway to be FIRED -
02-05-2017, 02:42 AM
I think that Kellyanne just needs to put the kettle on and start doing the household duties as any decent woman advisor.
We need Kirk Cameron by President Trump's side. If the following quote is not the perfect job application, I don't know what is!
Of course, there is always the risk of the White House being left vacant with the Rapture (1 Thessalonians 4:17) but that is no concern for us, as we'll also be in Heaven.
1 Corinthians 15:52
In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed.
I want to be changed into someone with more defined abs and a less reciding hairline, but I do understand that Jesus cannot just make us all into Pastor Ezekiel lookalikes, can He? However, I would also find the features of Mr. Cameron during his 'Growing Pains' era quite adequate.
Yours in Christ,
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2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Re: Pray for Kellyanne Conway to be FIRED -
02-05-2017, 04:26 AM
"Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence." (1 Timothy 2:11-12)
But your typical emasculated SJW LIEbral fellow has different ideas. The FRA (Female Rights Activist) takes a break from brushing the manes of his MLP figures and looking at the degenerate Japanese pornography with the seed spilled all over it to whine about "oppression of wimmins" in Youtube comment sections.
He thinks that this will make some woman want to kiss him. But she will not kiss him. Because no matter how lefty, how unladylike, how infected with the Jezebel spirit she is, she always ultimately longs deep inside for a strong, rugged, dominating husband. (Genesis 3:16: "Thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.") A husband who can grow facial hair and use his muscles. A husband who can conquer and subdue nature at the barrel of a firearm. A husband who shows the strength necessary to guide and protect her. In a word, a true MAN.
Both current politics and the infestation of these unmasculine neck-beards are indicators of how far we've strayed from proper gender roles, proper relations between the genders, and male headship.
God's gonna stand there and watch you burn. But that's alright because you wouldn't heed his word.
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Re: Pray for Kellyanne Conway to be FIRED -
02-05-2017, 08:56 PM
I think she is mainly there to make coffee and serve meals since Melania is living in New York with Bannon until the end of the school year. Probably given the title of advisor since the title of serving wench would send liberals over the edge at this point. Titles are of lesser importance right now and repealing Obamacare, banning abortion, banning muslims and such are top priority but Im sure he will deal with titles next year.
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Re: Pray for Kellyanne Conway to be FIRED -
02-06-2017, 05:23 AM
The friend of my second cousin's twice removed wife's nephew (I think that's right) who works in maintenance in the White House, told me that Trump's employment of Kellyanne was for cat snatching reasons (or something like that). Whatever it was, I couldn't understand it, but cat snatching it is.
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Re: Pray for Kellyanne Conway to be FIRED -
02-06-2017, 05:58 PM
I think Kellyanne, like Donald's daughter, Ivanka, are what we can call "projects'.
Kellyanne is a Catholic and I think Donald intends to require her to drop that immediately. Ivanka, as I have said here before, is an Orthodox Jew and Donald needs to fix that as well.
Both of these women need to become Bible-believing Baptists. When they finally get squared away when can have a celebration here at Landover Baptist Church.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Pray for Kellyanne Conway to be FIRED -
02-06-2017, 06:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
I think Kellyanne, like Donald's daughter, Ivanka, are what we can call "projects'.
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Interesting, Mr. Mayor. I think of them as ambassadors to the generations that grew up with Barbie, brainwashed to think a woman's place is wherever she wants it to be. These women look like real-live Barbie dolls; they're elegant and poised and blonde, but they stand for everything Barbie resists. They advocate security and happiness through unquestioning obedience and servitude.
Donald Trump's ways may not be unfathomable, like God's (Isaiah 55:8-9), but they are equally exempt from criticism. This is why he tells us we should ignore bad press, if not reject it outright. Kellyanne and Ivanka show girls what it looks like to ignore things like bad press and undesirable facts, and how to do dressed like a woman.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Pray for Kellyanne Conway to be FIRED -
02-06-2017, 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Kellyanne and Ivanka show girls what it looks like to ignore things like bad press and undesirable facts, and how to do dressed like a woman.
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They most certainly do, Sister. Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the Lord thy God.
And with biblically appropriate hair, too.
1 Corinthians 11:15
But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for her hair is given her for a covering.
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Re: Pray for Kellyanne Conway to be FIRED -
02-07-2017, 04:09 AM
On the topic of garb, she did wear such a lovely dress to the inauguration, dressing in patriotic colors! God does love a cheerful spirit "A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones." and she looked lovely and ladylike in her red, white, and blue gown -- even though I normally would remonstrate a lady on wearing red, the color of whores and sluts.
She also said, "I do believe that God placed me in this position at this time to do my small part to create an environment to allow Mr. Trump to flourish and to help to create a campaign structure with our fabulous team,” she said. “This is exciting and historic in its own way, but it is nothing compared to the universe in which we live, the God that I worship, and the totality of our lives.” It's lovely for her to acknowledge that she only played a small role in the election, probably bringing coffee and baking pies. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. 1 Timothy 2:12 She was also a lady for Donald in his campaign, showing all the feminazis that Donald Trump isn't anti-woman, rather pro-woman, allowing them near him to help out, doing women's work!
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: Pray for Kellyanne Conway to be FIRED -
02-07-2017, 04:33 AM
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Originally Posted by its_faith
I think she is mainly there to make coffee and serve meals since Melania is living in New York with Bannon until the end of the school year. Probably given the title of advisor since the title of serving wench would send liberals over the edge at this point. Titles are of lesser importance right now and repealing Obamacare, banning abortion, banning muslims and such are top priority but Im sure he will deal with titles next year.
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A salient point Brother Faith, you would think that the gyno-vagina crowd would be rejoicing at the first female campaign manager to lead a successful bid at the presidency - but instead they seem to be debating the over reliance on the vagina in some circles (apparently perceived as an insult to those cis-trans to don't have a real one).
If nothing else, Kellyanne Conway should at least be permitted to keep her Twitter account to remind Chelsea Clinton of her cookie baking responsibilities (something that was lost on her mother).
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
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Re: Pray for Kellyanne Conway to be FIRED -
02-15-2017, 02:25 AM
Us women folk have no business in politics. We can't keep our silly emotions in check.
And most importantly. IT'S NOT GOD'S PLAN FOR US!
I gathered a few verses about a woman's place, (some may have already been quoted but I typed out the ones I have in my journal entry on Godly submission")
1 Timothy 2: 11
"Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection."
1 Corinthians 14:34 is especially relevant
"Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law."
We are COMMANDED UNDER THE LAW LADIES. We are not meant to pass laws or even be part of that system, we are beneath it. Only a crazy femnazi can't see that. God states it clear as the day in that verse!
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Re: Pray for Kellyanne Conway to be FIRED -
02-15-2017, 02:32 PM
Few people know that Kellyanne had a career in the movies before politics. She played Cruella DeVille in Disney's "1000 Dalmatians". Perhaps she could return to that career.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Pray for Kellyanne Conway to be FIRED -
02-15-2017, 05:15 PM
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Us women folk have no business in politics. We can't keep our silly emotions in check.
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My dear seeker in Christ, if you are having troubles keeping your emotions in check, I would kindly refer you to the Creator of said emotions, the Lord thy God. He has written extensively on this subject in His Holy Word, the King James Version Bible. Let all bitterness, and wrath, and anger, and clamour, and evil speaking, be put away from you, with all malice:
And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you.
Ephesians 4:31-32
This is a command from Christ that all True Christians™ are honored to carry out. We can do so precisely because we have been born again (John 3:3), created anew (2 Corinthians 5:17), created from incorruptible seed (1 Peter 1:23). You see, when a person has become a True Christian™, they have become renewed in the spirit of their mind (Ephesians 4:23). They have been created after God, which is to say in righteousness and true holiness (Ephesians 4:24). True Christians™ are impervious to the temptations of sin (1st John 3:6-9), and that includes selfish, emotional outbursts. I would encourage you to spend some time in the entire chapter of Ephesians (our dear Dr. White takes the time to annotate them HERE).
Back to Mrs. Conway. We do know a True Christian™ woman knows her place is at home tending to her husband and children, not on the road seeking fame and glory in front of the camera, even if she is extremely well educated, highly qualified, and happens to have been the first woman to successfully run a presidential campaign. These professional and highly tuned skills can be used as a homeschool parent, running mock elections for home educated children in the community, raising True Christian™ boys to become True Christian™ men running the country. As a " host," a True Christian™ woman functions best as the help meet to her husband. This pleases Jesus, and she will be rewarded for her faithfulness after she's dead. I mean, after she leaves this life and joins the next.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Pray for Kellyanne Conway to be FIRED -
02-15-2017, 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
Few people know that Kellyanne had a career in the movies before politics. She played Cruella DeVille in Disney's "1000 Dalmatians". Perhaps she could return to that career.
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Some would say she has aged over the years:
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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