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Jesus I Despise Harlots - 11-12-2017, 06:28 PM

Godless NYC is a haven for harlots. On every street corner, you'll find them waiting to pounce on young, well built, intelligent, handsome equine gnathologists or sometimes lesser men. This is true even on Sundays.

Today as I made my way to church, I confronted a "woman" clad in a red sequined bra and short white dungarees on a 40 degree day. Well, she must have known from intuition that I was a desirable and virile man. She did not know I was a redeemed child of God making me immune to her anticipated seduction. I held my Bible high as she walked by me, not saying a word. I knew she was going to turn around and make her move on me but I already had in my mind what I would say - I would tell her the story of the harlot that Jesus forgave, then I would rebuke her in Jesus Name and go on to church. Surprisingly she didn't turn around and in fact she met up with an elderly woman and the two of them walked away as I stood, staring, angry that she had attempted to lure me into a liaison which would be unpleasing to our Lord.

Man, I despise harlots.


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Default Re: I Despise Harlots - 11-12-2017, 06:54 PM

I'm thinking perhaps she was a lesbian harlot, Brother. Once they take the plunge into whoredom their depravities know no bounds. They will lie with other women, canines, donkeys, and even negroes. Anything to turn a trick and make a few dollars to blow on the dope to numb the pain of the gaping wounds in their souls.


Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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