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Love Jesus Hi, I'm Dana - 11-15-2017, 12:51 AM

I like to read these posts.

I have learned oh so much from you wise, people.

I have been a Christian since I joined this forum.

I have not found a church I want to attend as much as Landover Baptist and I am far away from it

My favorite Bible verse is "Blessed is the man that heareth me, watching daily at my gates, waiting at the posts of my doors." Proverbs 8:34

I shall continue to watch and learn many great and incredible truths.
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Default Re: Hi, I'm Dana - 11-15-2017, 01:03 AM

Hello Dana, welcome!




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I have been a Christian since I joined this forum.

Yet, your ranking says that you are UnSaved Trash. You don't be a Christian just by registering. You have to get on your knees sometimes, and earn it with prayer.




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My favorite Bible verse is "Blessed is the man that heareth me, watching daily at my gates, waiting at the posts of my doors." Proverbs 8:34

I shall continue to watch and learn many great and incredible truths.



That is a very good verse dear. Are you looking out the window? Do you see someone waiting there right now? If it's your husband coming home, you better make darn sure dinner is set.



There's no greater and more incredible Truth than Jesus. To think that by rejecting him, He will send you to flaming torture. What is more wondrous?


"And what in the sweet Lord of Our Savior Jesus H. Christ's Name are boys doing?" My sneaky brats strike again!
(Genesis 19)(Leviticus 18)(Romans 1:18-32) (1 Corinthians 6:9-10)
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Cross Re: Hi, I'm Dana - 11-15-2017, 01:11 AM

Welcome mam, I assume your husband has given you permission to be in the interwebs and provided you with the needed precautions to prevent you from getting some sort of computer virus that will affect your uteruses ability to reproduce?
Speaking of your uterus, how many sons has Jesus seen fit for you to exude to date? How many did God kill before they were allowed to breath? My long gone wife (I've forgotten her name) had a bunch, we kept them in jars on the mantle in the parlor but I had that room cleared out and turned in to a man's Prayer Room®.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Jesus Re: Hi, I'm Dana - 11-15-2017, 01:38 AM

Welcome, Dana:


I am assuming you meant that you've read my posts here in the forum, since you mentioned you've learned so much. I get that all the time, since I am an intelligent, young, handsome, well-built fellow, full of the Spirit of God and an amazing teacher. I'll soon have a Ph.D. in Creation Science. I love all things equine, especially horses' mouths.


Time is short for the world (Rev. 22:12) so I hope you're doing all the things God would have you do: learning to sew, cook, quilt, and serve a man nutritious dinners like pizza and home made french fries. You need to tell us more about your experience with the Lord; how you came to find that only He could fill the Jesus-sized hole in your heart and things like that.


Befriend some of the good True Christian™ women here. They aren't as intelligent as I am, but you'll learn the things that are important to your s-e-c-k-s.


BrotherLarry


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“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

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I am a young, handsome, well-built True Christian™ male, with intelligence, ambition, and the blood of Jesus coursing through my virile body.
The LORD has blessed me with the ability to rid you of your gayness as we fall to our knees together. Let me touch you with the deep love of our Savior. PM me! GLORY TO GOD!
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Default Re: Hi, I'm Dana - 11-15-2017, 01:51 AM

It is so nice to "meet" you! We want to know all about you, like do you homeschool your children now that have come to understand the conspiracy by Satan and his minions to corrupt your children and force them into the homosexual lifestyle? Have you told all your friends, coworkers and acquaintances how much better your life is now that you've found Christ? Do you point out their faults and illustrate pity now that you know they're lost and sad and don't have a purpose for their lives? Have you gone to all your old favorite places and rebuked them for still being sinners? Goodness, I can't wait to hear your testimony! Welcome to our friendly forums!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Hi, I'm Dana - 11-15-2017, 10:24 PM

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I like to read these posts.

I have learned oh so much from you wise, people.

I have been a Christian since I joined this forum.

I have not found a church I want to attend as much as Landover Baptist and I am far away from it

My favorite Bible verse is "Blessed is the man that heareth me, watching daily at my gates, waiting at the posts of my doors." Proverbs 8:34

I shall continue to watch and learn many great and incredible truths.
Welcome! Also I am a sinner looking for salvation. Please tell us more and perhaps use 'words' to explain things. the emojis make people think you have a low vocabulary.


No offence!
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Default Re: Hi, I'm Dana - 11-16-2017, 12:12 AM

There are many versions of sin but only one cause and only one punishment. The Bible is all that's necessary for understanding.
II TIMOTHY 2 .KJV . look up
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Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.
16 But shun profane and vain babblings: for they will increase unto more ungodliness.

Once there was no sin at all, no death, no ogling of gazelles, no plants with thorns, no disease. In an instant the universe changed forever. When God created the world stars did not exist.
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In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth..
3 And God said, Let there be light: and there was light..
5a And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night.
5b And the evening and the morning were the first day.

14 And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years..
16a And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night:
16b He made the stars also..
19 And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.

But now even stars will die. The elements will melt away forever. These are not opinions of mine but simple truths revealed by God in The Bible.
II PETER 3 .KJV . look up
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The day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.
11 Seeing then that all these things shall be dissolved, what manner of persons ought ye to be in all holy conversation and godliness,
12 Looking for and hasting unto the coming of the day of God, wherein the heavens being on fire shall be dissolved, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat?

This is not caused by quantum foam or big crunches as astrologists would have us believe by referring us to their books of curious arts. And those are not new ideas; well perhaps the big crunch is but the other stuff was described pretty well before we burned their books and the time is approaching when they'll need to be burned again. Satan keeps coming up with the same ideas but the Word of God endures forever. It is caused by sin.

Now whether a Creation Day is 1,000 years is a question for The Pastors but that the world we have at present, and the heavens, are preserved by God temporarily pending their destruction by fire is right there in The Bible and needs no explanation. Astrologists know this too but since they contradict The Bible on virtually every point we know they are lying. Again, no interpretation is required. God says so:
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For this they willingly are ignorant of, that by the word of God the heavens were of old, and the earth standing out of the water and in the water:
6 Whereby the world that then was, being overflowed with water, perished:
7 But the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men.

That is the magnitude of catastrophe enacted here on earth blasting everything into nothing forever. God did not say "Oh but there are some stars so distant that these events have as yet had no consequence for them" or "The elements will melt with fervent heat except hydrogen" did he? That is why it's so important to read The Bible and understand how wrong, how very wrong, the scientists are on subjects so clearly spelled out by God. His words are everything you need for Salvation. Nothing else matters at all.
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Default Re: Hi, I'm Dana - 11-17-2017, 12:17 PM

Dana, you have been a Christian since you joined this forum?

Kind of an interesting correlation there. Could you elaborate?


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