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Default The Morgellons – God’s Latest Plague on the Unsaved - 05-17-2011, 05:45 PM

Friends, it is time for me to tell you about another horribly debilitating condition I previously suffered from. No, I am not talking about the Sodomania this time, but Morgellons. Morgellons is a relatively new disease common to the unsaved of the world. Truth be told, when I was suffering from it, Morgellons did not yet have a name. At the time, the slang terms for my condition were Meth Bugs or the Creeping Crud. But I now know that it was indeed Morgellons with which the Lord had so righteously plagued me. Let me explain further.



This is an image of the sort of fibers the Lord now places under the skin of sinners.

As most of you know, near the end of my bout of Sodomania, I was also a filthy drug addict. Methamphetamines and various hallucinogens were my drugs of choice. I was covered in sores that I was constantly picking at, due to the unceasing sensation that there were insects burrowing just under my skin. I know now that I was not delusional and that there indeed were parasites digging there way through my unsaved body. God had chosen me as His first victim of Morgellons! This new and glorious version of His wrath, much like the AIDS, is just a clever and cutting edge way for Him to punish those that reject Jesus and His temporary sacrifice!


This is the hand of a sinner. God has plagued her with fiber emitting parasites. Glory!

Of course, the unsaved of the world refuse to believe that the Morgellons is a plague sent by God to punish sinners. They even have a professional website page where they spread their lies here. The following quote from said page should tell you just how deluded they actually are:

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Originally Posted by www.morgellons.org

The Morgellons Research Foundation (MRF) is a 501©3 non-profit organization established in 2002 in honor of a two-year-old child with an unknown illness, which his mother labeled "Morgellons disease". The MRF is dedicated to raising awareness and research funding for this poorly understood illness, which can be disfiguring and disabling, and affects people of all age groups including an increasing number of children. The number of families currently registered with the MRF is believed to represent a fraction of the true number of affected families.

The MRF fully supports the formal efforts by the CDC and Kaiser Permanente's Northern California Division of Research to investigate Morgellons disease. The MRF will continue to financially assist the ongoing efforts of private research scientists who are dedicated to solving the mystery of this tragic illness.
Tragic illness? Hardly. A righteous punishment from an angry but loving God upon those that reject Christ's love? Exactly. Not surprisingly, the mainstream secular scientific community does not understand the Morgellons either. They claim the disease does not exist.

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Originally Posted by The Liberal/Secular Medical Establishment & Science Cabal

. . . doctors believe Morgellons is produced by the mind, not the body.

"I think of Morgellons as a piece of a larger phenomenon — delusional parasitosis," said Dr. Annette Matthews, a psychiatrist at the Oregon Health & Science University in Portland.

Delusional parasitosis is a psychosis in which sufferers believe they are infected with parasites. Often the patients have a real-life problem with scabies, lice, or some other tiny attackers, but then imagine they are continuing to plague them, Matthews said.

Asked about reports of multiple Morgellons cases within a family, Matthews said delusions are transmissible, the psychiatric term is "folie a deux," for instances in which people come to share a delusion.
Remember, I know of what I speak. The Lord chose to make me the first Morgellons victim, and when I turned away from my sodomitical lifestyle choice and the drugs, He immediately removed the parasites and fibers that He had so lovingly infected me with. His mercy is without measure. Praise!


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