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Christian Thrown off Airplane For Quoting Bible -
10-14-2009, 10:31 PM
Well it looks like Obama is getting his wish. Apparently quoting God's Word on airplanes is an arrest-able offense now that the black mambo muslim is president.
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Report: Bible Quoting Passenger Causes Delta Plane Diversion
A Delta airliner en route from Seattle to Atlanta made an unscheduled stop in Nashville after a passenger reportedly began quoting Bible passages. No one was hurt.
Nashville International Airport spokeswoman Emily Richard says passenger Paul Marchuk III was charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest by airport police. He was being held on $20,000 bond.
WSMV-TV in Nashville reported that a passenger had to be subdued by other passengers after quoting the Bible. Richard said she had no information about that.
Delta spokesman Anthony Black in Atlanta said a passenger became unruly Tuesday afternoon and was removed by local police, but he had no further specifics about the disturbance.
According to a police arrest warrant, "The suspect would not allow the person sitting next to him to leave her seat to use the restroom. The suspect kept telling her that his blood would be on her and he was not going to let her leave no matter what happened. Several passengers restrained the suspect and the suspect attempted to bite one of the passengers in the leg."
The Boeing 757 with 178 passengers and a six-person crew flew on to Atlanta where it landed some 1 1/2 hours late.
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Wait a tic....Wasn't that Brother Paul Marchuk II's boy, Paul? I wonder what this was about? Maybe he was sitting next to a lezbean?
I don't recall him being a biter...
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Christian Thrown off Airplane For Quoting Bible -
10-14-2009, 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Wait a tic....Wasn't that Brother Paul Marchuk II's boy, Paul? I wonder what this was about? Maybe he was sitting next to a lezbean?
I don't recall him being a biter...
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I never met Brother Paul, but accessing the Tithing records indicates he was last present here in Freehold when he tithed $1,392.50 for the month of May 2004. It can't be a coincidence, because further records show we've tried to get him to tithe after he moved to Seattle.
Funny how the government thinks its perfectly fine to allow Muslims on a plane, but being a Christian is an arrestable offense.
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Re: Christian Thrown off Airplane For Quoting Bible -
10-14-2009, 11:14 PM
PRAISE Jesus we have private aircraft to fly us about, but How long before the mass arrests brethren?
How long?
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Re: Christian Thrown off Airplane For Quoting Bible -
10-15-2009, 12:15 AM
It figures that this kind of stuff would be a crime in Obama's America. Pretty soon it'll be illegal to round up children into an unmarked windowless white van and drive them a remote place to study the Bible.
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Re: Christian Thrown off Airplane For Quoting Bible -
10-15-2009, 01:14 AM
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The suspect kept telling her that his blood would be on her
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I rather think this is a case of mis-hearing,
Le:15:19: And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.
I think Paul said that her blood would be on him.
I say this as I remember Paul well; when Nephew Zebulun was about 14 or 15, he showed Paul, then about 8, how to ritually slaughter a sacrifice as part of a biblical history lesson. Ha! I remember the animal running around with blood spouting from it’s jugular and making ungodly noises. Perhaps Zebulun should not have used Paul’s pet cat.
Paul was never the same thereafter, I feel he had a feeble brain.
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Re: Christian Thrown off Airplane For Quoting Bible -
10-15-2009, 05:30 AM
At least they didn't throw him off the plane. That's what they should do to those islamofascist terrorists instead of arresting them.
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Re: Christian Thrown off Airplane For Quoting Bible -
10-15-2009, 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
Le:15:19: And if a woman have an issue
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I have yet to meet a woman who doesn't have issues.
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Re: Christian Thrown off Airplane For Quoting Bible -
10-16-2009, 05:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Wait a tic....Wasn't that Brother Paul Marchuk II's boy, Paul? I wonder what this was about? Maybe he was sitting next to a lezbean?
I don't recall him being a biter...
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Was there a pillow nearby, Pastor?
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