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Re: 7 Year-Old Coveter Learns the Hard Way -
01-03-2012, 01:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Jetisr
-.- That is not what I wrote. This just shows how stupid you all are. You feel threatened because I spoke my opinion? He is a sick bastard.
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How do your own words cause us to 'be stupid'? You are here at our website for a reason. That is reason is the divine inspiration of Jesus. You may appear to everyone that knows you to be a hateful person though you know good when you see it. Ofc. Richards is the most Godly 'boy in blue' you will ever have a cavity search by.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: 7 Year-Old Coveter Learns the Hard Way -
01-03-2012, 01:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Jetisr
You are one fine officer and Christian
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Oh yes. We all must do our part. I'm a humble and genteel True Christian™ mother who will not stop filling her husband's quiver with sons (Psalm 127:4-5). Each of my many children outnumber liberal Christian, Muslim Children, atheist children and even Mormon children. I shall have dozens and dozens of grandchildren soldiers for Christ. Each one of them will know the very important lesson this fine officer just shared. And each one of them will have more than a dozen True Christian™ children themselves:
And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth. (Genesis 1:28) Blessed I am, and replenish I shall, and subdue the earth we will. We will glorify our Redeemer by having dominion over every living thing that moveth upon the earth, including unruly 7 year old children who displease Jesus and other True Christians™.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: 7 Year-Old Coveter Learns the Hard Way -
01-03-2012, 02:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Thomas Dalton
Pepperspray's effect only last for four hours. After that, it's her word against the word of an Officer of the Law, and frankly, what kind of jury would take the word of such an obvious whore over that of a well respected officer of the law?
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Who's the obvious whore? the mother or the daughter?
How's it so obvious? she's a mother, unlikely she's also a whore.
I thought you guys all followed secular law as the Bible asks for it, how can you all condone spraying a 7 year old year old in the face with mace?
Officer Richards, seriously, why don't you go catch some real criminals?
Sounds like you were preaching whilst you were on the clock, you're paid to catch criminals, not preach the good book.
You do your job, let the Pastors do theirs, you probably missed a hit and run while you were preaching.
In fact, I'm sure this is all a big joke, I can't believe this is true!
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: 7 Year-Old Coveter Learns the Hard Way -
01-03-2012, 02:42 AM
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Originally Posted by dicker
I thought you guys all followed secular law as the Bible asks for it, how can you all condone spraying a 7 year old year old in the face with mace?
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Because her eyes may have hurt for a few hours, but if it spares an eternity of suffering and constant pain in Hell, it would be worth it. Ultimately, it was the only compassionate thing to have done.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: 7 Year-Old Coveter Learns the Hard Way -
01-03-2012, 03:50 AM
It's still breaking the law!
The Bible states you must follow secular law, not, make your own judgement,are you better than God now?
Stop thinking for yourself, that's what the Bible is there for.
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: 7 Year-Old Coveter Learns the Hard Way -
01-03-2012, 03:53 AM
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Originally Posted by dicker
It's still breaking the law!
The Bible states you must follow secular law, not, make your own judgement,are you better than God now?
Stop thinking for yourself, that's what the Bible is there for.
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Why are you here? You aren't a Christian, you don't know the Bible, and you don't care about us.
Stop wasting our time.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: 7 Year-Old Coveter Learns the Hard Way -
01-03-2012, 04:11 AM
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Originally Posted by dicker
It's still breaking the law!
The Bible states you must follow secular law, not, make your own judgement,are you better than God now?
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Then Peter and the other apostles answered and said, We ought to obey God rather than men. (Acts 5:29)
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Originally Posted by dicker
Stop thinking for yourself, that's what the Bible is there for.
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The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom: a good understanding have all they that do his commandments: his praise endureth for ever. (Psalm 111:10)
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: 7 Year-Old Coveter Learns the Hard Way -
01-03-2012, 06:51 AM
Nice bit of quotage Mary, impressive!
Pastor Ezekiel! dare I say you've been upstaged by a women, heaven forbid!
You had the chance to quote the same scripture but missed the chance even though you posted first.
Maybe you forgot those lines 'cos your head's too full of Chink gobbleydegook you picked up waiting for your Pastor friend in a gay jap bar.
I think 10 self administered lashes and a few to Mary for upstaging should set the balance straight.
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: 7 Year-Old Coveter Learns the Hard Way -
01-03-2012, 06:52 AM
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Originally Posted by dicker
It's still breaking the law!
The Bible states you must follow secular law, not, make your own judgement,are you better than God now?
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The very handsome officer Richards IS the law in Freehold, silly boy!
So silly.
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Re: 7 Year-Old Coveter Learns the Hard Way -
01-03-2012, 06:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Ofc. Don W. Richards
This little girl's lust for a dress-up, singing Justin Bieber doll had wrought grief, pain and embarrassment for everybody involved.
When it was all said and done I decided to show some Christian compassion and let them both go with a written warning about coveting, obedience, and disturbing the peace.
Hopefully the children and their parents in that store learned something about the importance of obeying the laws of God today.
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This is a wonderful, heartwarming story, Officer, but I have to say I find it a little . . . well, hard to believe.
Seriously, a Justin Beiber doll at a dollar store?
Are you quite certain it wasn't Clay Aiken? They're both mincing little Momma's boys, and quite easy to confuse . . . except Beiber is actually popular now, and Aiken was washed up shortly after his voice changed.
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Originally Posted by dicker
It's still breaking the law!
The Bible states you must follow secular law, not, make your own judgement,are you better than God now?
Stop thinking for yourself, that's what the Bible is there for.
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All very well said, but why do you think it is against the law in Freehold for a duly appointed officer and lay pastor to use any and all means at his disposal to save the souls of the misguided?
Maybe in Sin Fransissyco or whatever depraved cesspool of iniquity you call home it's illegal . . . but not in Freehold, where Jesus reigns!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: 7 Year-Old Coveter Learns the Hard Way -
01-03-2012, 07:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary-Yves Lapierre
The very handsome and married officer Richards IS the law in Freehold, silly boy!
So silly.
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I noticed you left something out so I fixed it for you, dear.
Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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Re: 7 Year-Old Coveter Learns the Hard Way -
01-03-2012, 07:07 AM
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Originally Posted by VictoryOS
I noticed you left something out so I fixed it for you, dear.
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Married?
Is there the single man in Freehold that wears the uniform? Fireman, security guard, mailman, Sandwich Artist?
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Re: 7 Year-Old Coveter Learns the Hard Way -
01-03-2012, 07:15 AM
Oh, I take it all back, I skimmed over the section which said 'Justin Bieber' doll.....
After cafeful thought I've decided the punishment was just, perhaps the doll should have been burnt in front of her, Bieber is one of the most annoying things to come out of America for some time.
With luck God will smite him with a lightning bolt or a hit and run perhaps....
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: 7 Year-Old Coveter Learns the Hard Way -
01-03-2012, 07:19 AM
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Originally Posted by dicker
Bieber is one of the most annoying things to come out of America for some time.
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The Bieber is Canadian.
Such creatures do not come from Godly America.
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Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light©
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Re: 7 Year-Old Coveter Learns the Hard Way -
01-03-2012, 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted by dicker
Nice bit of quotage Mary, impressive!
Pastor Ezekiel! dare I say you've been upstaged by a women, heaven forbid!
You had the chance to quote the same scripture but missed the chance even though you posted first.
Maybe you forgot those lines 'cos your head's too full of Chink gobbleydegook you picked up waiting for your Pastor friend in a gay jap bar.
I think 10 self administered lashes and a few to Mary for upstaging should set the balance straight.
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You lose track of the fact that everything Mary posts is pre-approved by her Husband. She would not post anything in here that he hasn't read for fear of a righteous beating.
Ephesians 5:24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.
1 Corinthians 14:35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church. We therefore accept her words as those of an equal because ultimately it is her husband speaking through her. She is one of the most submissive and devout True Christian women I have seen.
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Re: 7 Year-Old Coveter Learns the Hard Way -
01-03-2012, 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted by dicker
Who's the obvious whore? the mother or the daughter?
How's it so obvious? she's a mother, unlikely she's also a whore.
I thought you guys all followed secular law as the Bible asks for it, how can you all condone spraying a 7 year old year old in the face with mace?
Officer Richards, seriously, why don't you go catch some real criminals?
Sounds like you were preaching whilst you were on the clock, you're paid to catch criminals, not preach the good book.
You do your job, let the Pastors do theirs, you probably missed a hit and run while you were preaching.
In fact, I'm sure this is all a big joke, I can't believe this is true!
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The daughter of course! Didn't you hear she was crying for an idol of a man? There's only one reason a woman would want such a thing, as Ezekiel 16:17 describes: Thou hast also taken thy fair jewels of my gold and of my silver, which I had given thee, and madest to thyself images of men, and didst commit whoredom with them.
John 20:27: Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.
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Re: 7 Year-Old Coveter Learns the Hard Way -
01-03-2012, 10:47 AM
Ah, that makes more sense now, I thought the comment seemed too perceptive for a kitchen dweller.
No disrespect meant but Mary looks kinda hot although her cheeks are kinda too rosey which makes her a look a little like a harlot.
Also looks a little like Aunt Sally from Worzel Gummidge.
http://www.google.com/search?q=aunt%..._GhAQ&tbm=isch
Aunt Sally, defintely not a harlot, always rebuffed Worzel's advances.
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: 7 Year-Old Coveter Learns the Hard Way -
01-03-2012, 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by dicker
Ah, that makes more sense now, I thought the comment seemed too perceptive for a kitchen dweller.
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It is not I who speak but Christ Himself:
I am crucified with Christ: nevertheless I live; yet not I, but Christ liveth in me: and the life which I now live in the flesh I live by the faith of the Son of God, who loved me, and gave himself for me. (Galatians 2:20)
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No disrespect meant but Mary looks kinda hot although her cheeks are kinda too rosey which makes her a look a little like a harlot.
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I look nothing like that. I dare say, even after producing so many godly boys for my husband, I do look good.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: 7 Year-Old Coveter Learns the Hard Way -
01-03-2012, 11:44 PM
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Originally Posted by
I look nothing like [I
that[/I]. I dare say, even after producing so many godly boys for my husband, I do look good.
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Not you Mary, I meant Canadian Mary Yves, you don't have rosey red cheeks like a harlot now do you?
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: 7 Year-Old Coveter Learns the Hard Way -
02-03-2016, 11:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist
God must have approved because He didn't stop it happening.
Posted via Mobile Device
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Following that logic, He also approves of Terrorism, Abortion, Homosexuals, Jews, Muslims and everything else wrong in this world
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