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08-06-2011, 08:15 AM
mean wineshops
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08-06-2011, 08:21 AM
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mean wineshops
close em. It
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Nan, I don’t know you well, but based only on what you wrote in this thread it seems that you became a victim of the professional hazard.
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08-06-2011, 09:31 AM
Nan, DON'T MIX THE MUSCLE RELAXERS WITH ALCOHOL! Seriously, this is important! The two can be a deadly combination!
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08-06-2011, 10:00 AM
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Nan, DON'T MIX THE MUSCLE RELAXERS WITH ALCOHOL! Seriously, this is important! The two can be a deadly combination!
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http://www.buzzle.com/articles/muscle-relaxers-and-alcohol.html
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Muscle Relaxers and Alcohol
Taking muscle relaxers and alcohol simultaneously is not a wise decision. Drug interaction with alcohol can have a negative impact on health. To know more about muscle relaxer side effects, read on...
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P.S.: unfortunately, my "rep gun" is unlaoded ATM, my friend.
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08-06-2011, 10:06 AM
Oh Dan, you're too kind. Instead of flattering me, though, why not just praise Jesus?
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08-06-2011, 07:36 PM
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Nan, DON'T MIX THE MUSCLE RELAXERS WITH ALCOHOL!!
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have been taking these for 20 yearsplus so no worries. Ive got it down
But let us turn to the newsshall we? Here is the Brian brown on Maggie gallaghers NOM national Organizatin for Marriages spouting off and getting smacked down by the host who is confused by the way he thinks It does not make sense. I should know because I have 2 beautiful daughters 1 lesbian and 1 regular and they are of the same value and goodness only dif is what they do behind the privacy of the bedroom door which is NOt a crime Why can't everyion get that through their heads? And of the further importance Why is Brian Brown and coworker.codirectress of the Plan so fulkl of bloat and fat do they stay up all night eating because theyre so angry and know theyre losing this 'great great' battle of theirs?If it is so great then why are they losing it all Someone should be answering of that
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08-06-2011, 08:20 PM
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have been taking these for 20 yearsplus so no worries. Ive got it down
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I'll take you at your word, but that does beg the question: What exactly is responsible for your obvious cognitive impairment? Perhaps you should see a doctor, you may have suffered a mild stroke. Best not to mess around with these things, you don't want to end up in Hell early.
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08-06-2011, 08:31 PM
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I'll take you at your word, but that does beg the question: What exactly is responsible for your obvious cognitive impairment? Perhaps you should see a doctor, you may have suffered a mild stroke. Best not to mess around with these things, you don't want to end up in Hell early.
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On the contrary, brother Enoch; I'd advise her to take the whole bottle and wash it down with a pitcher of martinis. After all, if God protects you, nothing can harm! If she doesn't enjoy God's protection, well, good riddance to bad rubbish!
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08-06-2011, 08:48 PM
You say I'll take you at your word, but that does beg the question: What exactly is responsible for your obvious cognitive impairment? Perhaps you should see a doctor, you may have suffered a mild stroke. Best not to mess around with these things, you don't want to end up in Hell early.
no Didn't have strokes thank you very much You Make Me Madf! Im just a regular person No fancy educations Just abilitys to see world the way it's IS and I notice no one wants to talking about th video I put up because there is NO Defense (hit triangle on left corner, no it s in the middle video will play
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08-06-2011, 08:51 PM
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I'll take you at your word, but that does beg the question: What exactly is responsible for your obvious cognitive impairment? Perhaps you should see a doctor, you may have suffered a mild stroke. Best not to mess around with these things, you don't want to end up in Hell early.
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Ditto.
Nan, this is not a funny matter.
http://www.wisegeek.com/what-are-muscle-relaxants.htm
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... Combining muscle relaxants with alcohol is extremely dangerous and can result in coma or death...
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08-06-2011, 09:45 PM
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...(hit triangle on left corner, no it s in the middle video will play
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I am really dismayed to see that Nan has been banned! Not only did she explain to me the concept of hyperlinks, but she has now further broadened my horizons by clarifying how Web video players work!
Also, she was fun.
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08-07-2011, 12:28 AM
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I am really dismayed to see that Nan has been banned! Not only did she explain to me the concept of hyperlinks, but she has now further broadened my horizons by clarifying how Web video players work!
Also, she was fun.
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We don't tolerate queer-lovers here, buster. God condemns them to hell right along with the homers themselves!
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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08-07-2011, 01:09 AM
But she did teach me how to identify and utilize the "play" button on a Web video player!
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Re: Napa Valley Nan's sodomite-enabling thread -
08-07-2011, 04:27 AM
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your twisting is the worst i swear. I am saying if no one in history of hospitals tries for medical treatment of a 'complaint' then guess what, There is no complaint / the 'injury' does not exist! women cannot force intercourse and i am trying to put it politely on the Men BECAUS the men have to be arrroused for the act to ocurr. Get it? Dont make me draw a picture Maybe you are a virgin which is why you cant get this fact ANYWAY how did we get on this? thIS enforce THREAD IS about equal rights for the gays/lesbian/bi's
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I can see why you have been Banned NVN, You are about the DUMBEST "woman" in all of human kind. I will be the first to admit as a woman I am not smart, by no means, but even I tell 99.9% of what I have read from you is horse shyte. Mainly your POS post about men not being able to be raped, Of course they can, Sadly the rape of a man is widely under reported due to the embarassment felt by the man. You look like the lying bull dike idiot loser that you show here, with your misinformed posts, There's NO WAY you could be a nurse or even the woman who picks up the poo in a hospital for that matter. You're just too dang stupid. Now, excuse me while I retreat to my prayer closet for a few hours.
I have soiled the mouth of God by spewing my rant at unsaved trash, For that I am truly sorry. I shall stay in my prayer closet for as long as my Godly husband commands me to.
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Re: Napa Valley Nan's sodomite-enabling thread -
08-07-2011, 09:17 PM
Many (previously) good Americans have been insidiously influenced by their gay children, so that the abominable sinner's actions seem more and more normal to the innocent family.
This is why we must Live the Word©, and separate from these evil influences, and live isolated.
Leviticus 10:10 And that ye may put difference between holy and unholy, and between unclean and clean;
2nd Thessalonians 3:6 Now we command you, brethren, in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that ye withdraw yourselves from every brother that walketh disorderly, and not after the tradition which he received of us.
For behold what's sure to happen to Miss Napa Valley, someday, when she goes in to check on that gay daughter.
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