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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-30-2014, 02:04 PM
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i am offended when a fellow heterosaxual does not enjoy eating trash. how can you say that you are a hetero™ when you do not enjoy the taste of nice, fresh garbage at breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
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Agreed! It is the one thing that offends me the most
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-30-2014, 02:20 PM
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Agreed! It is the one thing that offends me the most
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What offends me the most is the sheer arrogance of the unrepentant sinners, who come here to mock our .
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
04-30-2014, 02:39 PM
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What offends me the most is the sheer arrogance of the unrepentant sinners, who come here to mock our .
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I agree with you as well, it is simply disrespectful
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-01-2014, 08:04 AM
I am offended by this forum.
I hope you guys disappear as soon as possible.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-01-2014, 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted by BibleIsFantasy
I am offended by this forum.
I hope you guys disappear as soon as possible.
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That is called the "Rapture" and we hope it comes soon, too. And you will be sitting here for the years of tribulation while we are in Heaven enjoying champagne brunches in the divine presence of our Lord, Jesus.
"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-01-2014, 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted by BibleIsFantasy
I am offended by this forum.
I hope you guys disappear as soon as possible.
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Of course you are. That's why we are God's favorite forum, because we offend demonic imps like you. Glory!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-01-2014, 11:34 PM
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Originally Posted by BibleIsFantasy
I am offended by this forum.
I hope you guys disappear as soon as possible.
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This is always the case with you people. Why can't you accept the truth? I just don't get it...
Leviticus 18:22 Romans 1:24-27 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 Jude 1:7
Here is proof that homosexuality is indeed a sin, for all those out there saying otherwise. Got a problem with it? Romans 9:20
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-02-2014, 02:20 AM
I'm offended by stupid people.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-02-2014, 02:25 AM
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I'm offended by stupid people.
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Me too! I wish they still did it the old-fashioned way when retardeds were left in the woods.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-02-2014, 02:41 AM
Some people should have to wear a sign that says I'm stupid.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-02-2014, 03:10 AM
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Some people should have to wear a sign that says I'm stupid.
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My dear,
I sincerely do not think a sign would be necessary. It has always been a habit of stupid people to proclaim their foolishness loudly and blatantly. It takes place now more than ever, as in addition to the street corner, we have the Interwebs spreading stupidity and foolishness. You cannot help hearing and seeing them. You can actually tell a lot about people by quiet, gentle observation of their composure and expression. Besides, I'm offended by people wishing to re-introduce the legislation of catlick Nazistania that forced people to wear signs.
Psalms 14:1.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-02-2014, 06:11 AM
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Originally Posted by LolitaWolfiebear
"I'm stupid." - "Oh and that's rich, making a jab at my disability." - "you guys on this forum are uglier than" - "I'm blind, and stupid" - "others are just basically indifferent to it. I fall into this category" -
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Seems to me that you know yourself well.
But God does not love stupid, disable, rude, blind, perverted people like you. Oh man, you really are a goat.
Matthew 25:33
I feel offended by people who just come to argue and insult people. Offended by people who does not have CHRIST'S LOVE in their hearts.
2 Corinthians 5:14-15
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-03-2014, 11:09 AM
Well friends. I'm sitting at the airport in Charlotte NC waiting to go to Orlando for important business meeting.
Unfortunately the appears to be full of degenerates. There once was a time everyone wore the appropriate attire while flying- men I'm suits, women I'm dresses, etc.
These folks are dressed in pajamas, tights and flip flops. It is shameful.
Does anyone know what these zones are about? I assume Zone 3 is for God fearing folks.
"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)
"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-30-2014, 02:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson
Several things are really offending me!
1 Not everyone says "God bless you" when someone sneezes. Some folks say "bless you" skip GOD! Others say "gazuntite" and some don't say anything at all (probably homers and atheists). There should be a national law recognizing "God bless you" as what should be said after a sneeze! I'll bet most of the Democrats would vote against it
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I agree wholeheartedly. An interesting fact is that this tradition came around during a plague, and People would say God bless you because they thought you would die soon. This is a good thing to remember, to love your neighbor even if he has the plague!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-30-2014, 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Frednekk
Well friends. I'm sitting at the airport in Charlotte NC waiting to go to Orlando for important business meeting.
Unfortunately the appears to be full of degenerates. There once was a time everyone wore the appropriate attire while flying- men I'm suits, women I'm dresses, etc.
These folks are dressed in pajamas, tights and flip flops. It is shameful.
Does anyone know what these zones are about? I assume Zone 3 is for God fearing folks.
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I agree. be careful a "brawl" doesn't break out.
Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-30-2014, 06:38 PM
I'm offended by many things.
Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
06-30-2014, 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Cyan1de
I'm offended by many things.
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So why don't you take your excessive verbosity off to the Introductions Forum, carefully follow the instructions at the top of the page this time (your first effort was a failure on all counts), and try to give your hosts a whole lot more a reason to give a shit what you think, know or care about and not toss your boring ass in the banbucket with the rest of the slow, wet farts who can't be arsed to put half an effort into this? Yeah, that'd be great.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
07-01-2014, 08:27 PM
I´m offended... well... Im not actually offended, but I usually get offended of average people´s intelligence when I speak them about mostly any aspect (except football, soccer, clothing, and other useless things)
Romans 15:5. Now the God of patience and consolation grant you to be likeminded one toward another according to Christ Jesus
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
07-01-2014, 09:33 PM
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I´m offended... well... Im not actually offended, but I usually get offended of average people´s intelligence when I speak them about mostly any aspect (except football, soccer, clothing, and other useless things)
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If you turn to Christ, He'll give you the fruit of the Holy Ghost, including patience (Galatians 5:22). That's why you'll see no True Christian™ lose his temper. And it's not for lack of opportunity, as we get all kind of idiots and retarded folk here.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
07-02-2014, 12:19 AM
I'm offended by the Hippocrates called true Christian
For you do sin people trust me I've seen it
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