[Titus Templeton]

I want to thank Brother Billy Bob Jenkins for the inspiration.
This is an atempt to transform criminal black music into Christian music.

Lyrics:

Freehold's a town where you can't come around
If you don't believe the Bible is perfectly sound
We stone 'em in the morning and we stone 'em in the night
'Cause we rely on the Bible to teach us wrong from right

Chorus:
So come on down to Freehold
Cast off your secular bonds
repent of your anal sex
and lay down your magical wands

Unsaved trash like to take it in the ass
God will smite their genitals with a painful rash
God sends the AIDS when the homers all get laid
The poor keep on sinning while the righteous all get paid

So come on down to Freehold
Cast off your secular bonds
repent of your anal sex
and lay down your magical wands

Forget the environment forget the trees
Jesus will return you'd better be down on your knees
But not until we instigate World War III
Imperialize the world. It's good for the economy

So come on down to Freehold
Cast off your secular bonds
repent of your anal sex
and lay down your magical wands

[Zechariah Smyth]

Brother Titus, that was AWESOME!!! It's nice to hear some good clean Christian lyrics for a change instead of that disgusting hippity-hop race music.

YiC,

Zech

[Jack O'fagan]

Glory! That is wonderful Brother Titus.

My children Zebida and Esther have been dancing and singing to it all morning. It's so heart warming to hear there little voices singing 'repent of your anal sex and lay down your magical wands....'.

They will teach it to the kids at school I'm sure. There is an effeminate boy in their class who needs sorting out. I'm sure this song will help as a great ministering tool,

Thank you,

YIC

Jack

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

A True Christian™ masterpiece. Congratulations on discovering your gift, brother Titus. One can never reinforce too much the message to avoid anal sex and sorcery.

I encourage you to continue your creative path of arranging the classics.

[Titus Templeton]

Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins

A True Christian™ masterpiece. Congratulations on discovering your gift, brother Titus. One can never reinforce too much the message to avoid anal sex and sorcery.

I encourage you to continue your creative path of arranging the classics.

Im already working on some new tracks, Brother!
First i had a bad feeling using your lyrics but since copyright is not mentioned in the Bible i just took them for good.
Glory!!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Titus Templeton

Im already working on some new tracks, Brother!
First i had a bad feeling using your lyrics but since copyright is not mentioned in the Bible i just took them for good.
Glory!!

All of my songs are written by the Holy Ghost, brother.

[LaQrundrellia]

Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins

All of my songs are written by the Holy Ghost, brother.

I like me the somber tone. I don't even feel like shaking my big hottentot ass like I do with Muddy Waters and all that black devil jive music I used to listen to.

[Titus Templeton]

Originally Posted by LaQrundrellia

I like me the somber tone. I don't even feel like shaking my big hottentot ass like I do with Muddy Waters and all that black devil jive music I used to listen to.

Homer Commercials!!