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Catholic Perversion Throughout History -
10-14-2006, 02:19 PM
This thread will be dedicated to the way that throughout history Catholics have systematically distorted the bible in order to discourage the natural healthy desire of a Saved adult for his wife and encourage pederasty. Of course, there are many other evil aspects to this cult – the idolatry, the cannibalism, the torture, the fish-worship – but they are covered in sufficient detail elsewhere. Needless to say, this thread is not suitable for the eyes of under-21s, or those who tithe less than 12%.
PAPIST PAEDOPHILES PUT PAGANS ABOVE THE BIBLE!
The pagan Seneca wrote: ‘All love for someone else’s wife is shameful. But it is also shameful to love one’s own wife immoderately… Nothing is more depraved than to love one’s spouse as if she were an adulteress.’
Is this a Christian, biblical attitude? Is this the attitude that Solomon took? NO! So, then why did Jerome quote it (in Against Jovinian I, 49) Why did he not quote the Bible instead, like any normal Christian? Because he was a Catlick, and Catlicks love paganism more than the Bible.
MARY-WORSHIPPING DEVIANTS HAVE ELEPHANT SEX!
The pagan pervert Pliny wrote (in Natural History 8,5) ‘Out of modesty, elephants never mate except in secret… They do it every two years, and then, it is said, never for more than five days. On the sixth they bathe in the river. Until then they do not return to the herd. They are unacquainted with adultery.’
We find a similar passage in the Introduction to the Devout Life (1609) by the bishop of Geneva, Francis de Sales, who wrote of elephants ‘He is only a clumsy animal and yet the most dignified one on earth and the one with the most understanding… He never changes his mate and tenderly loves the one he has chosen, with whom, however, he mates only every three years, and that only for five days and in so hidden a manner that he is never seen at this act. But he does show himself on the sixth day, on which he immediately goes straight to the river, where he washes his whole body, not returning to the herd before cleansing himself. Is that not a good and honest nature?’
Three years? If you’re going to plagiarise, at least get it right! But it gets worse…
In the Kraut Kathoholic heresy ‘Stories about the Life of Jesus by Anna Catharina Emmerich, as Recorded by Klemens von Bretano’, the Catholics try to claim that Jesus told his followers to have elephant sex: ‘Jesus spoke too of the great depravity of procreation in mankind, and said that people must abstain after conception, citing the chastity and continence of the elephant as proof of how far humans stood behind the nobler animals on this matter.’ Now, try as I might, I cannot find this ‘elephant sermon’ in the bible. Can anyone find it? There’s a shiny penny for anyone who can prove me wrong. But if it turns out to be missing, then we must conclude that these heretics are so adverse to the idea of Jesus that they have to worship Pliny instead! The Catholic church is nothing more than a 2000 year blasphemy against our Lord! THEY MUST BE DESTROYED FROM THE LAND!
And that concludes our first lecture. Questions, comments?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Catholic Perversion Throughout History -
10-15-2006, 11:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
PAPIST PAEDOPHILES PUT PAGANS ABOVE THE BIBLE!
MARY-WORSHIPPING DEVIANTS HAVE ELEPHANT SEX!
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Yes I have comments. Your topics are completely misleading. The first paragraph is NOT about putting pagans above the Bible and the second is NOT about Catholics having elephant sex. I suggest you read them again.
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Re: Catholic Perversion Throughout History -
10-16-2006, 01:33 AM
I suggest YOU have a bit more respect for Brother Temperance who spends most of his time cloistered with a bible. Surely you don't presume to correct hm?
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Re: Catholic Perversion Throughout History -
10-16-2006, 01:36 AM
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I suggest YOU have a bit more respect for Brother Temperance who spends most of his time cloistered with a bible. Surely you don't presume to correct hm?
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Maybe it was an honest mistake...
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Re: Catholic Perversion Throughout History -
10-16-2006, 02:06 AM
You seem to defend cathylicks a lot, Fish...
Is that why you're named 'Fish' btw, to celebrate the fish god (ie Satan) which cathylicks truely worship?
Because you are a cathylick?
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Re: Catholic Perversion Throughout History -
10-16-2006, 02:08 AM
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You seem to defend cathylicks a lot, Fish...
Is that why you're named 'Fish' btw, to celebrate the fish god (ie Satan) which cathylicks truely worship?
Because you are a cathylick?
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I don't know any fish God, and Catholics worship the same God Baptists do.
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Re: Catholic Perversion Throughout History -
10-16-2006, 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Fish
Maybe it was an honest mistake...
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So you admit you made a mistake when you claimed to know anything at all about Christianity, or anything else for that matter?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Catholic Perversion Throughout History -
10-16-2006, 11:51 PM
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So you admit you made a mistake when you claimed to know anything at all about Christianity, or anything else for that matter?
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No, I meant maybe you made the mistake when you conjured up those ridiculous titles for those isolated incidents.
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Re: Catholic Perversion Throughout History -
01-17-2011, 03:17 AM
if you wonder why they put pagens above the bible that is because you stole christmas from them
1. the pagens would bring in saplings into their homes and take care of them until the spring came. this later because jesus birthday (about 200-300 years after jesus died from a heart attack) and the saplings were replaced with the christmas tree.
2. the Pagens would also have a fiest and so christians took that as well.
3. Later on down the track shops came into the equasion and took advantage of the Winter or Summer solstice and said hey lets have some sails around then so we can get more money.
also the origonal santa had a green and brown suit not a red and white one, coka cola designed the red and white and it became popular.
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Re: Catholic Perversion Throughout History -
01-17-2011, 03:20 AM
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Originally Posted by BrisAtheist
if you wonder why they put pagens above the bible that is because you stole christmas from them
1. the pagens would bring in saplings into their homes and take care of them until the spring came. this later because jesus birthday (about 200-300 years after jesus died from a heart attack) and the saplings were replaced with the christmas tree.
2. the Pagens would also have a fiest and so christians took that as well.
3. Later on down the track shops came into the equasion and took advantage of the Winter or Summer solstice and said hey lets have some sails around then so we can get more money.
also the origonal santa had a green and brown suit not a red and white one, coka cola designed the red and white and it became popular.
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Friend, are you perchance an abo all hopped up on petrol? Your spelling and grammar are atrocious.
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Re: Catholic Perversion Throughout History -
04-13-2011, 01:55 AM
You should be ashamed of yourselves. Jesus fought these same battles against the Pharisees. As CHRISTIANS, we should be united! Your ugly hatred and legalism is just what satan wants us to do. Catholics and other Christians all worship Jesus. Just because we approach it differently, doesn't excuse the poison you spew from your hearts. I beleive ALL religions will find themselves fall short of God's expectations when He comes for us! Please be loving and kind to each other, as Jesus instructed us!
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Re: Catholic Perversion Throughout History -
04-13-2011, 03:04 AM
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Originally Posted by love316
You should be ashamed of yourselves. Jesus fought these same battles against the Pharisees. As CHRISTIANS, we should be united! Your ugly hatred and legalism is just what satan wants us to do. Catholics and other Christians all worship Jesus. Just because we approach it differently, doesn't excuse the poison you spew from your hearts. I beleive ALL religions will find themselves fall short of God's expectations when He comes for us! Please be loving and kind to each other, as Jesus instructed us!
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Re: Catholic Perversion Throughout History -
04-14-2011, 02:10 AM
You are so wrong. I grew up Baptist, and became Catholic as an adult, so I have a unique persepctive. I believe you are sinning by saying Catholics are not Christians, when you do not know. God clearly tells us in Matthew that we are not to judge others. So, I am going to follow that and not judge you. But I will pray for you to embrace God's love and invite His Holy Spirit into your heart! If you allow that to happen, you will be so full of joy, you won't have the time or the inclination to act like Satan wants you to act- hateful and full of judgment toward other Christians. Imagine if we Christians united together to attack the true problems in our society. We would be a force to be reckoned with!! May God bless you!!
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Re: Catholic Perversion Throughout History -
04-14-2011, 07:37 AM
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Originally Posted by love316
You are so wrong. I grew up Baptist, and became Catholic as an adult, so I have a unique persepctive. I believe you are sinning by saying Catholics are not Christians, when you do not know. God clearly tells us in Matthew that we are not to judge others. So, I am going to follow that and not judge you. But I will pray for you to embrace God's love and invite His Holy Spirit into your heart! If you allow that to happen, you will be so full of joy, you won't have the time or the inclination to act like Satan wants you to act- hateful and full of judgment toward other Christians. Imagine if we Christians united together to attack the true problems in our society. We would be a force to be reckoned with!! May God bless you!!
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Catholicism is a disgusting idol-worshipping cult with no connection to the ministry of Jesus whatsoever. There is not a single one of God's Laws which this false and repugnant creed does not violate and if they suggest that the Mosaic law was rendered null and void by Jesus (thus calling Jesus a liar) then the teachings of Jesus (which presumably they would say they follow) are similarly disregarded - and worse: in every case these deluded demonolatrists follow a path which is THE EXACT OPPOSITE of what He has commanded.
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