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Default Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! - 12-24-2013, 02:35 AM

What about the infertile couples? (the ones who can't make babies). They can't marry too? Oh right, sexuality is all about the babies isn't it? Love is not always about the dang babies!
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Default Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! - 12-24-2013, 03:29 AM

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What about the infertile couples? (the ones who can't make babies). They can't marry too? Oh right, sexuality is all about the babies isn't it? Love is not always about the dang babies!
First of all, God tells us in 1 Corinthians 7:2 that premarital sex is immoral. So couples would not know the status of their fertility (it should generally be assumed that there are no problems, assuming the man and woman are both True Christians™) until AFTER they are married.

Secondly, if there are problems conceiving, it is almost always the woman's fault. She has either done something, or is still doing something, that angers God. He is punishing them both by striking her womb barren (Genesis 20:18).

Sadly, the men are the innocent victims "caught in the crossfire" here; they are without the sons that they rightfully deserve because of women's wicked and wayward behavior. It has been this way since Eve orchestrated the Fall of Man and cursed us all (Genesis 3:16-17).

Please don't swear about or blame the sweet, innocent little babies though.


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Default Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! - 12-29-2013, 09:36 AM

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What about the infertile couples? (the ones who can't make babies). They can't marry too? Oh right, sexuality is all about the babies isn't it? Love is not always about the dang babies!
I noticed that you haven't posted an introduction so I've started one for you HERE

God decides who is infertile. It is the result of sin. Even childless centenarians produce children, according to His purpose and despite the warblings of HRT pimps who just want us all on the street corner.

The only infertile "couples" are those who have rejected God (or married their cat).

From the historical record:
Genesis 18:1-15 And the LORD appeared unto him in the plains of Mamre: and he sat in the tent door in the heat of the day; And he lift up his eyes and looked, and, lo, three men stood by him: and when he saw them, he ran to meet them from the tent door, and bowed himself toward the ground, And said, My Lord, if now I have found favour in thy sight, pass not away, I pray thee, from thy servant: Let a little water, I pray you, be fetched, and wash your feet, and rest yourselves under the tree: And I will fetch a morsel of bread, and comfort ye your hearts; after that ye shall pass on: for therefore are ye come to your servant. And they said, So do, as thou hast said. And Abraham hastened into the tent unto Sarah, and said, Make ready quickly three measures of fine meal, knead it, and make cakes upon the hearth. And Abraham ran unto the herd, and fetcht a calf tender and good, and gave it unto a young man; and he hasted to dress it. And he took butter, and milk, and the calf which he had dressed, and set it before them; and he stood by them under the tree, and they did eat. And they said unto him, Where is Sarah thy wife? And he said, Behold, in the tent. And he said, I will certainly return unto thee according to the time of life; and, lo, Sarah thy wife shall have a son. And Sarah heard it in the tent door, which was behind him. Now Abraham and Sarah were old and well stricken in age; and it ceased to be with Sarah after the manner of women. Therefore Sarah laughed within herself, saying, After I am waxed old shall I have pleasure, my lord being old also? And the LORD said unto Abraham, Wherefore did Sarah laugh, saying, Shall I of a surety bear a child, which am old? Is any thing too hard for the LORD? At the time appointed I will return unto thee, according to the time of life, and Sarah shall have a son. Then Sarah denied, saying, I laughed not; for she was afraid. And he said, Nay; but thou didst laugh.
21:1-7 And the LORD visited Sarah as he had said, and the LORD did unto Sarah as he had spoken. For Sarah conceived, and bare Abraham a son in his old age, at the set time of which God had spoken to him. And Abraham called the name of his son that was born unto him, whom Sarah bare to him, Isaac. And Abraham circumcised his son Isaac being eight days old, as God had commanded him. And Abraham was an hundred years old, when his son Isaac was born unto him. And Sarah said, God hath made me to laugh, so that all that hear will laugh with me. And she said, Who would have said unto Abraham, that Sarah should have given children suck? for I have born him a son in his old age.
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Default Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! - 12-31-2013, 02:13 AM

Hello, I just wanted to know, why does your God and his son preach about loving thy neighbour and treating people as you would treat yourself if their followers discriminate and hate against people made by God? Christianity is portrayed as a loving and accepting religion, but this seems very different. Please May you explain your behaviour to me? Maybe I can be enlightened.
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Default Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! - 12-31-2013, 02:53 AM

Maybe you should contemplate the meaning of "neighbour".
In the meantime, maybe you could introduce yourself in the Introductions section of the forum. Do you normally walk into peoples' homes, sit down and start a conversation? Or do you introduce yourself first?
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Default Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! - 12-31-2013, 03:08 AM

What if I do? You go round condemning every soul that does not comply with your warped ideas, without the faintest idea about the person, judging from a stereotype. Last time I checked everyone was made in the image of God, who are you to judge God's work?
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Default Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! - 12-31-2013, 03:48 AM

So in your mind, it's a warped idea to introduce yourself to people. You just barge in and expect that's what theirs is yours! Are you a niggro?


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Default Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! - 12-31-2013, 03:52 AM

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What if I do? You go round condemning every soul that does not comply with your warped ideas, without the faintest idea about the person, judging from a stereotype. Last time I checked everyone was made in the image of God, who are you to judge God's work?
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! - 12-31-2013, 06:24 PM

Okay. Your warped ideas are that you think gays are evil, they aren't. Judging someone by their apparent lifestyle is not the way forward. Apparently God Condemns hypocrites, so will he be condemning you? For you preach about acceptance and love of all of mankind yet slaughter (metaphorically) everyone who doesn't fall into your vision of a perfect Christian.
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...For you preach about acceptance and love of all of mankind...
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Default Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! - 12-31-2013, 08:07 PM

Is God a true enough Christian for you? One of the ten commandments is love thy neighbour, and the ten commandments came from God. I may not be fully educated in Christianity but don't you need to treat everyone like you would treat Jesus too? I think a good start would be to know your own religion more than an atheist.
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Is God a true enough Christian for you? One of the ten commandments is love thy neighbour...
Yes, and it says "neighbour", not "everyone". That should have been a hint.

Bible Answers: Who are our neighbors? Who are our brothers and sisters? Who are we to love?

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An atheist that thinks anything came from God isn't.

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Err, no. Jesus want us to worship Him and only Him (see another one of those Ten Commandments, oh yeah, the FIRST one).

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I think you should learn what True Christianity™ is before you criticize it.


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Please show capture and verse in The Bible for this friend. "Love thy neighbor" is in no list of the Ten Commandments I have ever seen. In one of Christ's sermons He commands His followers to love each other while at the same time keep themselves separate from the unbelievers, presumably less they be temped into ass sex with was rampart in Greeco-Roman society in the Ancient World.

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2 “I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage.
3 “You shall have no other gods before Me.
4 “You shall not make for yourself a carved image—any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; 5 you shall not bow down to them nor serve them. For I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children to the third and fourth generations of those who hate Me, 6 but showing mercy to thousands, to those who love Me and keep My commandments.
7 “You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain, for the Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes His name in vain.
8 “Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. 9 Six days you shall labor and do all your work, 10 but the seventh day is the Sabbath of the Lord your God. In it you shall do no work: you, nor your son, nor your daughter, nor your male servant, nor your female servant, nor your cattle, nor your stranger who is within your gates. 11 For in six days the Lord made the heavens and the earth, the sea, and all that is in them, and rested the seventh day. Therefore the Lord blessed the Sabbath day and hallowed it.
12 “Honor your father and your mother, that your days may be long upon the land which the Lord your God is giving you.
13 “You shall not murder.
14 “You shall not commit adultery.
15 “You shall not steal.
16 “You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
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Default Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! - 01-01-2014, 02:24 AM

Its pointless arguing with some one so deeply buried in glorifying an imaginary man. When you die, you wont go to heaven, you will cease to exist. So during your life, where your actions really count you will have been discriminating everyone who didn't fit your quotations from a book made thousands of years ago. Upsetting and displeasing innocent people. Being a bad person. Imagine in 1000 years someone finds a real book about a cartoon character and crowns it their new leader of a religion. Ridiculous right? That's what you are doing. I hate extreme Christians like you and I hope you burn in your metaphorical hell. And stop with your vulgar remarks. God doesnt hate fags, he hates you (if he existed)

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Default Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! - 01-01-2014, 02:35 AM

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Its pointless arguing with some one so deeply buried in glorifying an imaginary man. When you die, you wont go to heaven, you will cease to exist. So during your life, where your actions really count you will have been discriminating everyone who didn't fit your quotations from a book made thousands of years ago. Upsetting and displeasing innocent people. Being a bad person. Imagine in 1000 years someone finds a real book about a cartoon character and crowns it their new leader of a religion. Ridiculous right? That's what you are doing. I hate extreme Christians like you and I hope you burn in your metaphorical hell. And stop with your vulgar remarks. God doesnt hate fags, he hates you (if he existed)
And that is the real reason you are here--to promote hate, socialized medicine, communism, gay sexshuralism, and death since you don't believe there will be any consequences for your actions. Sad.

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Default Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! - 01-01-2014, 03:57 AM

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...When you die, you wont go to heaven, you will cease to exist...
And that isn't just your opinion, you have proof, right?

Feel free to post it, or admit your unsubstantiated beliefs deserve just as much respect when they're presented as facts.


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Its pointless arguing with some one so deeply buried in glorifying an imaginary man. When you die, you wont go to heaven, you will cease to exist. So during your life, where your actions really count you will have been discriminating everyone who didn't fit your quotations from a book made thousands of years ago. Upsetting and displeasing innocent people. Being a bad person. Imagine in 1000 years someone finds a real book about a cartoon character and crowns it their new leader of a religion. Ridiculous right? That's what you are doing. I hate extreme Christians like you and I hope you burn in your metaphorical hell. And stop with your vulgar remarks. God doesnt hate fags, he hates you (if he existed)

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Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

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5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

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Default Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! - 01-19-2014, 07:38 PM

God created us gays to piss of you people for the way you treat us.

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Default Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG! - 01-19-2014, 07:43 PM

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God created us gays to piss of you people for the way you treat us.

thank you.
That's silly, son. God created you to fear and obey Him (Ecclesiastes 12:13). He endures your little homosexual temper tantrums because He will enjoy watching you burn forever. Besides, it is amusing to watch people convince themselves they actually like random body parts and foreign objects in their rectums just because they think they're making someone else mad. What's next, you'll scratch your own eyes out to teach us a lesson?



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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