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Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas -
12-08-2012, 04:41 AM
If you want your daughters to learn to communicate with demons, buy them "fijit friends."
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas -
12-08-2012, 05:13 AM
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If you want your daughters to learn to communicate with demons, buy them "fijit friends."
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Those little girls will be on the stripper pole in 3 years tops. Sad.
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Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas -
12-08-2012, 12:43 PM
Well I dont know any kids who read harry potter and turned into satan worshippers, and I know around 1000 kids who have read it, they enjoyed it and that is it.
Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
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Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas -
12-08-2012, 04:42 PM
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Well I dont know any kids who read harry potter and turned into satan worshippers, and I know around 1000 kids who have read it, they enjoyed it and that is it.
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Do the authorities in dublin know about your predilections with children? Or is it that all you mics 'Biblically know' kiddies?
I can make a few calls...
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas -
12-08-2012, 05:12 PM
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Well I dont know any kids who read harry potter and turned into satan worshippers, and I know around 1000 kids who have read it, they enjoyed it and that is it.
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Citation needed.
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Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas -
12-08-2012, 05:51 PM
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What exactly is wrong with Harry Potter ? Seriously could you people on this forum, take things more literally, like not everything is sexual you are the only ones who see it ???
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It's about witchcraft. Small wonder it's also about fornication as well. I'm assured by Pastor Ezekiel that it has been investigated and it's a disgraceful romp with unnatural use of brooms.
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Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas -
12-09-2012, 03:59 AM
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Well I dont know any kids who read harry potter and turned into satan worshippers, and I know around 1000 kids who have read it, they enjoyed it and that is it.
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How do you know 1000 kids? Wait a sec... you aren't a catholic sunday school instructor, are you?
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Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas -
12-09-2012, 12:22 PM
You just presume because I know some kids that I am a pervert...Like seriously ?
Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
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Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas -
12-09-2012, 04:26 PM
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You just presume because I know some kids that I am a pervert...Like seriously ?
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Yes. Because you think you're being coy, but to the trained biblicists it is quite obvious what you just conveyed with your words.
"But the men would not hearken to him: so the man took his concubine, and brought her forth unto them; and theyknew her, and abused her all the night until the morning: and when the day began to spring, they let her go." -- Judges 19:25
Now you're saying you knew 1000 kids? The only institution with access to that many children, the perversity to get to know them all and the polictical cloat to get away with it is the Catholic Church.
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Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas -
12-10-2012, 12:19 AM
Or maybe I went to school with over a thousand kids...
Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
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Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas -
12-10-2012, 02:05 AM
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Or maybe I went to school with over a thousand kids...
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Yeah, and you knew every last one of them so well as to be positively sure that none of them turned to witchcraft because of Harry Potter? Riiiiight. Nice try, but the jig is up, Papist.
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Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas -
12-10-2012, 12:27 PM
Yes I would have known if a person in my school had turned to witch craft because of harry potter..Its not something that people would just forget.
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Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas -
12-10-2012, 01:17 PM
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Yes I would have known if a person in my school had turned to witch craft because of harry potter..Its not something that people would just forget.
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So you know the religion of every single person in your school and why they follow it, do you?
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Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas -
12-10-2012, 01:33 PM
I would know the religion of the majority of people in my school yes..
Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
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Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas -
12-10-2012, 01:43 PM
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I would know the religion of the majority of people in my school yes..
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No you wouldn't. And that is irrelevant. You still wouldn't know the religion of a closet Satanist who practiced her vile sorceries in the confines of a black conventicle erected to the Dark One.
You wouldn't know the first thing about identifying a witch.
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Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas -
12-10-2012, 01:43 PM
A priest! You're a priest - worse than a witch. How else could you know over a thousand kids and know their 'religion'?
Matthew 10:34
Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas -
12-10-2012, 02:56 PM
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I would know the religion of the majority of people in my school yes..
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Probably one of those papist grooming centres then eh?
Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas -
12-11-2012, 01:40 AM
I would say avoid the "cup stacking" competition kits. Apparently they are for japs.
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Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas -
12-11-2012, 01:54 AM
Seriously you have a problem with cups ?
Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
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Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas -
12-11-2012, 03:29 AM
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Seriously you have a problem with cups ?
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I have a problem with unrepentant scottish spastics.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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