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Satanic Metal Guitarist Jeff Hanneman Writhing in Hellfire...another point for Baby Jesus! +1 -
05-03-2013, 03:15 PM
Lead guitarist Jeff Hanneman of the godmocking band of sodomites known as Slayer is finally dead...dead and enjoying the torments of the everlasting hell that he formerly glorified in song. You mess with the bull, you get the horns, son! Jesus laughs as you eternally rot, sinner!
I am certain that Baby Jesus will begin picking off the remaining band members one by one in the next few weeks, relieving Christiandom of this unholy scum once and for all. Praise!!
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Re: Satanic Metal Guitarist Jeff Hanneman Writhing in Hellfire...another point for Baby Jesus! +1 -
05-03-2013, 03:25 PM
Jeff Hanneman was a truly disgusting individual, a pervert and an atheist. I am so grateful that this day has come.
The hipster band Slayer deserves the eternal burning that God has laid in store for them and their fans. I only hope that Christ turns up the heat!
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Re: Satanic Metal Guitarist Jeff Hanneman Writhing in Hellfire...another point for Baby Jesus! +1 -
05-03-2013, 03:47 PM
HERE HERE Brothers!!
You want to mock God? Go right ahead, He'll send one of Satan's spiders after you!!
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Re: Satanic Metal Guitarist Jeff Hanneman Writhing in Hellfire...another point for Baby Jesus! +1 -
05-05-2013, 05:10 PM
UPDATE:
Westboro Baptist plans to stage a protest @ Hanneman's funeral.
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Re: Satanic Metal Guitarist Jeff Hanneman Writhing in Hellfire...another point for Baby Jesus! +1 -
05-05-2013, 06:35 PM
Hahaha. You are funny. Jeff would have slayed you all. Greetings from hell. We are having fun!
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Re: Satanic Metal Guitarist Jeff Hanneman Writhing in Hellfire...another point for Baby Jesus! +1 -
05-05-2013, 06:41 PM
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Hahaha. You are funny. Jeff would have slayed you all. Greetings from hell. We are having fun!
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Riiiiight, because boy-band "guitarists" are so TOUGH.
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Re: Satanic Metal Guitarist Jeff Hanneman Writhing in Hellfire...another point for Baby Jesus! +1 -
05-05-2013, 07:09 PM
Sorry if I might ask, but why is there a celebration of the death of an artist? He had wife, kids, and a job that involved playing guitar to music with less-than-divine lyrical content. He didn't kill or hurt anyone, so why should we mock those who does not harm?
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Re: Satanic Metal Guitarist Jeff Hanneman Writhing in Hellfire...another point for Baby Jesus! +1 -
05-05-2013, 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Asrial
Sorry if I might ask, but why is there a celebration of the death of an artist? He had wife, kids, and a job that involved playing guitar to music with less-than-divine lyrical content. He didn't kill or hurt anyone, so why should we mock those who does not harm?
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He didn't kill or hurt anyone? Dear, he encouraged countless emo-furry boys to reject the Sweet Child Jesus and instead worship Satan. That's not only heartless and cruel, but his death shows Jesus Always Wins!
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Re: Satanic Metal Guitarist Jeff Hanneman Writhing in Hellfire...another point for Baby Jesus! +1 -
05-05-2013, 07:20 PM
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He didn't kill or hurt anyone? Dear, he encouraged countless emo-furry boys to reject the Sweet Child Jesus and instead worship Satan. That's not only heartless and cruel, but his death shows Jesus Always Wins!
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I would like to see the interview in which he directly states his intentions. Else, it is thus blasphemy to write and perform musical pieces within your taste, regardless of lyrical content? And even, if I might add, Slayer is lead by atheists; they do not believe in anything, thus they are unbiased what comes to religious standpoints, or at least that's what I can guess. Araya (their bassist/vocalist) is publically atheist IIRC.
When you say he (and the rest of Slayer) lead "emo-furry boys" to leave the religion, don't you also imply those were already in some sort of grey area to begin with, and thus he actually helped you guys to remove the un-redeemable?
Lastly; every single death is tragic. Why is it a victory for Jesus that a person dies? He even cared for his 13 disciples until the end, even Judas who betrayed him. Can he, who forgives and loves everyone regardless of moral intentions, not love a caring man who just happens to play in a metal band?
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Re: Satanic Metal Guitarist Jeff Hanneman Writhing in Hellfire...another point for Baby Jesus! +1 -
05-05-2013, 07:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Asrial
Sorry if I might ask, but why is there a celebration of the death of an artist? He had wife, kids, and a job that involved playing guitar to music with less-than-divine lyrical content. He didn't kill or hurt anyone, so why should we mock those who does not harm?
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Why are you denying God the glory that this smiting demands?
Rejoice in His perfect plan.
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Re: Satanic Metal Guitarist Jeff Hanneman Writhing in Hellfire...another point for Baby Jesus! +1 -
05-05-2013, 07:31 PM
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Why are you denying God the glory that this smiting demands?
Rejoice in His perfect plan.
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I am not denying anyone any glory, because I do not see where the glory in death of an innocent is. I could understand if it was a massive criminal that died, god bless everyone would like to be free from sinners and still be called saints themselves, but it is still tragic none the less. It's tragic a human being couldn't be converted into something less "harmful" and instead had to pay in blood.
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Re: Satanic Metal Guitarist Jeff Hanneman Writhing in Hellfire...another point for Baby Jesus! +1 -
05-05-2013, 07:37 PM
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I am not denying anyone any glory, because I do not see where the glory in death of an innocent is.
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Where do you get the idiotic idea it would be an innocent? Clearly someone must have somehow insulted God to get killed and sent to Hell.
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Re: Satanic Metal Guitarist Jeff Hanneman Writhing in Hellfire...another point for Baby Jesus! +1 -
05-05-2013, 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Asrial
I am not denying anyone any glory, because I do not see where the glory in death of an innocent is. I could understand if it was a massive criminal that died, god bless everyone would like to be free from sinners and still be called saints themselves, but it is still tragic none the less. It's tragic a human being couldn't be converted into something less "harmful" and instead had to pay in blood.
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The real tragedy here, friend, is in the tattered remains of the rectums that Jeff Hanneman and his gay jr. mafia leave behind everywhere they go.
Jeff Hanneman did not pay for your sins with his blood. Christ did that. To say otherwise is to deny Christ the ultimate glory which He achieved when He overcame death.
You can be forgiven, but first you have to stop worshiping Satan and his singing, dancing fairies.
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Re: Satanic Metal Guitarist Jeff Hanneman Writhing in Hellfire...another point for Baby Jesus! +1 -
05-05-2013, 07:45 PM
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Where do you get the idiotic idea it would be an innocent? Clearly someone must have somehow insulted God to get killed and sent to Hell.
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Okay, so let me understand this correctly;
If anyone dies, regardless of belief, nationality or actions against humanity (or lack thereof), it is automatically the holy hand of God leading them into afterlife?
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The real tragedy here, friend, is in the tattered remains of the rectums that Jeff Hanneman and his gay jr. mafia leave behind everywhere they go.
Jeff Hanneman did not pay for your sins with his blood. Christ did that. To say otherwise is to deny Christ the ultimate glory which He achieved when He overcame death.
You can be forgiven, but first you have to stop worshiping Satan and his singing, dancing fairies.
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Jesus paid for my sins, allright, but he also paid for those conducted by Jeff.
And I have to say this, but I'm not interested in salvation, sorry. I'm just here for debating and learning... You know what? I'm just going to redirect you to my introductory thread instead. Much faster to refer than to copy myself over and over.
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Re: Satanic Metal Guitarist Jeff Hanneman Writhing in Hellfire...another point for Baby Jesus! +1 -
05-05-2013, 07:48 PM
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Jesus paid for my sins, allright, but he also paid for those conducted by Jeff.
And I have to say this, but I'm not interested in salvation, sorry. I'm just here for debating and learning... You know what? I'm just going to redirect you to my introductory thread instead. Much faster to refer than to copy myself over and over.
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Yes, friend, but Jeff Hanneman rejected Christ by performing with a Satanic metal band for the majority of his life. You have rejected Christ as well, but in an even more pathetic way, by worshiping Satan through the idolatry of Jeff Hanneman.
Jesus and I are going to laugh it up in Heaven while you and Jeff Hanneman burn in Hell, and Satan's boiling hot demon semen deep fries your intestines.
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Re: Satanic Metal Guitarist Jeff Hanneman Writhing in Hellfire...another point for Baby Jesus! +1 -
05-05-2013, 07:51 PM
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Okay, so let me understand this correctly;
If anyone dies, regardless of belief, nationality or actions against humanity (or lack thereof), it is automatically the holy hand of God leading them into afterlife?
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Yes (Revelation 19:6). Usually Hell, sometimes Heaven (Matthew 7:13-14).
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Re: Satanic Metal Guitarist Jeff Hanneman Writhing in Hellfire...another point for Baby Jesus! +1 -
05-05-2013, 07:52 PM
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He didn't kill or hurt anyone, so why should we mock those who does not harm?
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Son, this is exactly where you are wrong. It is tragic when you spend years investing in someone spiritual, and then they go out into the world and forget about God. I've seen this happen, sadly. A teenaged boy at the church I used to attend, who used to faithfully desire the things of God, turned away from God and started going to nightclubs and listening to dark metal music when he turned 18. He is now 30, and his life is completely void of God. Our labor with him was in vain.
I Thessalonians 3:5
For this cause, when I could no longer forbear, I sent to know your faith, lest by some means the tempter have tempted you, and our labour be in vain.
Frankly, I would rather someone murder my sons than to turn them away from Christ. This life is insignificant; it is the eternity afterwards that matters. What Hanneman and Slayer did is worse than killing or physically hurting someone. He led lost sheep away from the Shepherd, and his torments are completely suitable.
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Re: Satanic Metal Guitarist Jeff Hanneman Writhing in Hellfire...another point for Baby Jesus! +1 -
05-05-2013, 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
Yes, friend, but Jeff Hanneman rejected Christ by performing with a Satanic metal band for the majority of his life. You have rejected Christ as well, but in an even more pathetic way, by worshiping Satan through the idolatry of Jeff Hanneman.
Jesus and I are going to laugh it up in Heaven while you and Jeff Hanneman burn in Hell, and Satan's boiling hot demon semen deep fries your intestines.
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Okay, legit and straight forward question; if a person does not strictly follow the words imprinted in the King James Bible, he is a sinner and thus worthy of damnation?
And I am a guitarist, and I do idolize him. Not for his philosophical, moral or political opinions, but merely because he plays guitar, and he plays it quite well.
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Son, this is exactly where you are wrong. It is tragic when you spend years investing in someone spiritual, and then they go out into the world and forget about God. I've seen this happen, sadly. A teenaged boy at the church I used to attend, who used to faithfully desire the things of God, turned away from God and started going to nightclubs and listening to dark metal music when he turned 18. He is now 30, and his life is completely void of God. Our labor with him was in vain.
I Thessalonians 3:5
For this cause, when I could no longer forbear, I sent to know your faith, lest by some means the tempter have tempted you, and our labour be in vain.
Frankly, I would rather someone murder my sons than to turn them away from Christ. This life is insignificant; it is the eternity afterwards that matters. What Hanneman and Slayer did is worse than killing or physically hurting someone. He led lost sheep away from the Shepherd, and his torments are completely suitable.
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I do believe that lost labor is sad, and I can follow your logic. But is a persons faith not weak to begin with, if he can be led away from same with nothing but the impressions an artist makes?
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Re: Satanic Metal Guitarist Jeff Hanneman Writhing in Hellfire...another point for Baby Jesus! +1 -
05-05-2013, 08:54 PM
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Okay, legit and straight forward question; if a person does not strictly follow the words imprinted in the King James Bible, he is a sinner and thus worthy of damnation?
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Yes. However, as God is all about love, all you have to do is obey His every word and you are saved. If you spit in His face by not following His every word He will send you to hell. Very simple. We truly blessed to have so forgiving and loving God.
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Re: Satanic Metal Guitarist Jeff Hanneman Writhing in Hellfire...another point for Baby Jesus! +1 -
05-05-2013, 09:36 PM
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Okay, legit and straight forward question; if a person does not strictly follow the words imprinted in the King James Bible, he is a sinner and thus worthy of damnation?
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Darn tootin', son.
We are all born into depravity.
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1st Kings 8:46 If they sin against thee, (for there is no man that sinneth not,) and thou be angry with them, and deliver them to the enemy, so that they carry them away captives unto the land of the enemy, far or near;
2nd Chronicles 6:36 If they sin against thee, (for there is no man which sinneth not,) and thou be angry with them, and deliver them over before their enemies, and they carry them away captives unto a land far off or near;
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But we can achieve salvation through Christ. And once we achieve salvation, we are no longer sinners.
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1st John 3:6 Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
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