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Default Vermin Supreme teams up with My Little Pony - 01-18-2012, 07:29 PM

Forming the Brony Caucus, Demoncrat candidate Vermin Supreme has teamed up with My Little Pony to attract the basement-dwelling-adult-male vote:



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At a recent forum for lesser known candidates, he began by saying, "Gingivitis has been eroding the gum line of this great nation long enough."

Supreme hopes to fight our "moral and oral decay" by promising a free pony to every American if elected. "It will create lots and lots of jobs once we switch over to a pony based economy." He also wants to harness "the awesome power of zombies for energy sources" by dangling brains in front of zombies to lure them into turning turbines.

The candidate calls himself a "friendly fascist", and he’s been popping up at campaign stops for Republicans like Ron Paul, where Supreme reportedly challenged the Texas Congressman to take on President Obama in a "panty-wrestling match to decide it all." He was seen outside a Gingrich event, chanting, "Newt. Newt. Newt. Surrender."


Then there's what he's done to fellow Democrats.

Vermin Supreme ended his appearance at the previously mentioned candidates forum by sprinkling pixie dust on Democratic presidential candidate Randall Terry, the pro-lifer known for blocking entrances to abortion clinics. Supreme showered Terry with dust and shouted, "He's turning gay!" Rick Santorum, consider yourself warned. Oh wait, I see you two have already met. Supreme crashed a Santorum town hall a few days ago, entertaining the crowd until he was escorted out (about 4:40 into this video). He later reappears outside as Santorum arrives, baiting him in a Vader-like voice over the bullhorn, "Rick. Rick Santorum...I love you."
Good oral hygiene, "Strong teeth for a strong America" indeed! And free energy from zombies? Pony-based economy?

I don't even want to know how he plans to make money from these ponies. I imagine the "pony show" will replace the "Tijiuana Donkey Show" in strip clubs across the country.

This man must be stopped! A Vermin Supreme presidency may halt oral decay, but it will only serve to increase moral decay!


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Default Re: Vermin Supreme teams up with My Little Pony - 02-05-2012, 01:38 PM

How can that man still be roaming the streets?
The devil gave him magic powder that can turn people gay if their beliefs aren't strong enough, and is not afraid to use it.
Isn't that terrorism?
He even confuses demons with Jesus. "Jesus told me.", ridiculous!
If Jesus wanted to turn Randall Terry gay so He could test him , Jesus could do it on his own! But Terry did not choose the same lifestyle as his son, so God performed another miracle and protected him from this vermin.

Isaiah 14:24 & Isaiah 14:27:
24The LORD of hosts hath sworn, saying, Surely as I have thought, so shall it come to pass; and as I have purposed, so shall it stand:

27For the LORD of hosts hath purposed, and who shall disannul it? and his hand is stretched out, and who shall turn it back?


We must warn people of this "Vermin Supreme" danger!


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Default Re: Vermin Supreme teams up with My Little Pony - 02-20-2012, 09:48 PM

I believe that nowadays moral and oral decay are related. Did you know that some scandalous ladies put their MOUTHS around men's members?
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Default Re: Vermin Supreme teams up with My Little Pony - 02-21-2012, 01:03 AM

It's truly amazing the damage liberalism can cause to a person's mental health. That man should be institutionalized. You can even hear other liberals laughing at this nutjob in the background!


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Default Re: Vermin Supreme teams up with My Little Pony - 02-22-2012, 03:56 AM

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Did you know that some scandalous ladies put their MOUTHS around men's members?
That is indeed shocking, Brother GIA. It's for just that reason that prominent Republicans have come over here to Asia on fact-finding missions. Using taxpayer funding, they've visited the Philippines, Thailand and Cambodia to determine the truth of this nefarious practice. Rick Santorum and Newt were over here just last month to investigate. Indeed, Rick's been over here so many times investigating female oral hygiene that the locals have nicknamed him "The Dentist."


Rick Santorum arrives in Manila on fact-finding mission
to investigate female oral hygiene


When he was president, George Bush Jr made frequent secret forays to Southeast Asia when the news media reported that he was "clearing brush" on his ranch in Texas - that cover story was necessary for national security reasons because you just never know where the terrorists are lurking with their video cameras. George was often accompanied by his good friend Ted Haggard, pastor of the New Life Church until his little indiscretion.

Of course, from Washington it's a long way to Asia. That's why so many US senators and congressmen prefer to investigate down in the Dominican Republic. They've actually got a regular "family values" weekend charter flight from Reagan International Airport to Santo Domingo for just this purpose. Just last week Congress voted to increase the budget by 10% for investigative vouchers to be redeemed at the Pretty Titty Club, a joint-venture that Rush Limbaugh has personally invested in. I'd say it's taxpayer dollars well spent.


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