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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 09-16-2014, 01:29 AM

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Hello Dolores, and welcome to our friendly forums. You might have to use smaller words for our Wendy the Good Little Witch wanna be.
I will keep that in mind, Mrs. Etheldreda.

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1) Please share the verse that states Jesus loves everyone. Protip, John 3:16 doesn't say it.
I apologize. I repeated something that is often said without checking with the Bible.

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2) If the Holy Bible required the True Christian™ to read and understand Greek or Aramaic to be guided in the Truth™, the Good Lord would have created us knowing it instinctively. Instead, if you'd done "some REAL research" on this issue, you'd know that faith comes from hearing the Word of God (Romans 10:17), not on studying foreign languages. Righteousness doesn't come from Rosetta Stone, dear, but from fearing and trusting the LORD (Proverbs 9:10).
I agree. I wish to regain that faith, which I used to have as a child. I was just trying to point out to Jimjams that she missed the boat trying to imply that Latin was the original language of the Scripture.


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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 09-16-2014, 01:34 AM

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I will keep that in mind, Mrs. Etheldreda.

I apologize. I repeated something that is often said without checking with the Bible.

I agree. I wish to regain that faith, which I used to have as a child. I was just trying to point out to Jimjams that she missed the boat trying to imply that Latin was the original language of the Scripture.
I too was raised in a the home of papist cults. I too thought I had faith, that I loved Jesus. I later realized all my prayers were nothing more than me talking to myself. They were attempts to self-sooth my worried mind, attempts I had been conditioned from infancy to believe were effective. I would encourage you to ignore the lessons you had been taught as a child and think instead for yourself. Pray to Jesus to touch your heart. Then let Him in.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 09-16-2014, 01:49 AM

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How am I a prostitute? I have never waled the streets for money. I live with my fiance and only have sex with him.
You and your "fiance" are fornicators, and are living in sin. Jesus loves you so much that He has a special place in hell waiting for you.

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Also we wiccans do not worship Satan we don't even believe in him
You may not believe in satan, but he believes in you. He has you by the short hairs, and you are his willing thrall. Repent or burn.

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 09-16-2014, 02:00 AM

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To those that say we are pedophiles. HAHAHAHAHA try again. I was molested as a child by a cousin and raped as a teenager by other people even thought
Of course you were molested by a cousin, that is how all Alaskans reproduce.

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my family brought me up Christian.
They did a terrible job of it, then. Too busy shooting the drugs, guzzling R&R whiskey, and buggering 5 year old nephews no doubt.

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I only enjoy having sex with my loving fiance so pedophilia is WAY out the window.
Typical fornicating Eskimo. Your fiance is probably your sister as well.

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engaged to a transgender female to male Shinto Buddhist.(
Good luck marrying...it. Alaska state law forbids gay marriage, so unless...it has magically grown a penis, it is still female despite how much it spits in Gods face by wearing men's clothing.


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Of course you were molested by a cousin, that is how all Alaskans reproduce.



They did a terrible job of it, then. Too busy shooting the drugs, guzzling R&R whiskey, and buggering 5 year old nephews no doubt.



Typical fornicating Eskimo. Your fiance is probably your sister as well.



Good luck marrying...it. Alaska state law forbids gay marriage, so unless...it has magically grown a penis, it is still female despite how much it spits in Gods face by wearing men's clothing.
1. Please we are like the rest of the US

2. My family rarely drinks

3. Nope we are in no way related

4. There is a case now in the supreme court to over turning that law.

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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 09-16-2014, 02:28 AM

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I will never be "saved" Don't try to fix something that isn't broken.
This is a Christian forum. Why are you here? What part of Unsaved NOT Welcome did you not understand?


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Please we are like the rest of the US
No, you aren't. As I pointed out on another thread you are active on, Alaska leads the nation in drug use, rape & child molestation, and alcohol related deaths.

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My family rarely drinks
,but when they do, they drink to excess, molest a cousin, and fatally slam their dogsled into a snowbank.

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3. Nope we are in no way related
As if you would know! Alaska rates 7th of the worst educated states. It is unlikely you could even read a birth certificate even if you could figure out which government building to obtain them from.

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I love him and that is all that matters. You please will never change that.
It isn't a 'him'. It is a her, and an abomination. Short of pinching her nose shut and blowing in her mouth in vain hope that a recessed penis pops out, nothing will ever change that.


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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 09-22-2014, 01:41 AM

i agree. the show itself might be pretty decent for children, (i honestly have no idea what cartoons you'll let your kids actually watch without pulling some kinda subliminal message card) and will have very positive effects on ages 2-6, but please, if they understand how to use a computer, for God's sake DO NOT let them go watch it... with the strictness and limitations you guys put on your children cuz of the Bible and stuff, you have no idea what they might be doing behind your back. please keep them away from the bronies at all costs!
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i agree. the show itself might be pretty decent for children, (i honestly have no idea what cartoons you'll let your kids actually watch without pulling some kinda subliminal message card) and will have very positive effects on ages 2-6, but please, if they understand how to use a computer, for God's sake DO NOT let them go watch it... with the strictness and limitations you guys put on your children cuz of the Bible and stuff, you have no idea what they might be doing behind your back. please keep them away from the bronies at all costs!
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i agree. the show itself might be pretty decent for children, (i honestly have no idea what cartoons you'll let your kids actually watch without pulling some kinda subliminal message card) and will have very positive effects on ages 2-6, but please, if they understand how to use a computer, for God's sake DO NOT let them go watch it... with the strictness and limitations you guys put on your children cuz of the Bible and stuff, you have no idea what they might be doing behind your back. please keep them away from the bronies at all costs!
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Personally I think MLP is a very cute children TV show, and just last night I did a photoshop Project for my DeviantArt account, what do you think?


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These filthy, perverse beastialists are at it again, and now I have PROOF that bronies are horse buggerers!


The above photo is to be found on their disgusting, deviant website.

The article itself spells out EXACTLY what these godmocking horse humpers have in mind.

"It does appear to be one solid piece, much to the dismay of 80% of our readers,..."

And one only need read the comments below the article if they happened to miss the innuendo.

Bronies tell outsiders there is nothing sexual about their fascination with a children's cartoon. Their own website proves they are dirty lying sub-human monsters fully deserving of what God demands for them.

Exodus 22:19 Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.

Leviticus 20:15-16 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.
And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.


Deuteronomy 27:21 Cursed be he that lieth with any manner of beast. And all the people shall say, Amen.


Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Exclamation Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 01-25-2015, 06:02 AM

Jesus doesn't hate, he loves, I don't hate I love. Whereas this phenomenon of "bronies" is quite disturbing, and I believe myself to be a Christian and a believer in Christ. Instead of all the hate and derogatory messages we should approach them with love. Not hate.
Luke 8, 1-11 "And it came to pass afterward, that he went throughout every city and village, preaching and shewing the glad tidings of the kingdom of God: and the twelve were with him,

2 And certain women, which had been healed of evil spirits and infirmities, Mary called Magdalene, out of whom went seven devils,

3 And Joanna the wife of Chuza Herod's steward, and Susanna, and many others, which ministered unto him of their substance.

4 And when much people were gathered together, and were come to him out of every city, he spake by a parable:

5 A sower went out to sow his seed: and as he sowed, some fell by the way side; and it was trodden down, and the fowls of the air devoured it.

6 And some fell upon a rock; and as soon as it was sprung up, it withered away, because it lacked moisture.

7 And some fell among thorns; and the thorns sprang up with it, and choked it.

8 And other fell on good ground, and sprang up, and bare fruit an hundredfold. And when he had said these things, he cried, He that hath ears to hear, let him hear.

9 And his disciples asked him, saying, What might this parable be?

10 And he said, Unto you it is given to know the mysteries of the kingdom of God: but to others in parables; that seeing they might not see, and hearing they might not understand.

11 Now the parable is this: The seed is the word of God."

It goes on to say in verses 12-15,
"12 Those by the way side are they that hear; then cometh the devil, and taketh away the word out of their hearts, lest they should believe and be saved.

13 They on the rock are they, which, when they hear, receive the word with joy; and these have no root, which for a while believe, and in time of temptation fall away.

14 And that which fell among thorns are they, which, when they have heard, go forth, and are choked with cares and riches and pleasures of this life, and bring no fruit to perfection.

15 But that on the good ground are they, which in an honest and good heart, having heard the word, keep it, and bring forth fruit with patience."

Now through this message we spread the word of God to everyone, some will take it and toss it aside, ignore us, etc. and some will take it to heart.
All it takes is faith the size of a mustard seed, but how can that Mustard seed be given through hate? Which is where I give Ephesians 4:29 " Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers."
Being a Christian is not about damnation for ourselves or others but salvation through Christ Jesus, salvation for ourselves and most importantly salvation of others, seeing a tag of someone labeled "unsaved trash" is veery very heartbreaking, as I was reading the comments and all of the hate a lot coming from Christians I was almost brought to tears. My last word would be just remember, Jesus walked among murderers, rapists, prostitutes, GENTILES and loved them non the less. Show some love.
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Jesus doesn't hate, he loves, I don't hate I love. Whereas this phenomenon of "bronies" is quite disturbing, and I believe myself to be a Christian and a believer in Christ. Instead of all the hate and derogatory messages we should approach them with love. Not hate.
Luke 8, 1-11 "And it came to pass afterward, that he went throughout every city and village, preaching and shewing the glad tidings of the kingdom of God: and the twelve were with him,

2 And certain women, which had been healed of evil spirits and infirmities, Mary called Magdalene, out of whom went seven devils,

3 And Joanna the wife of Chuza Herod's steward, and Susanna, and many others, which ministered unto him of their substance.

4 And when much people were gathered together, and were come to him out of every city, he spake by a parable:

5 A sower went out to sow his seed: and as he sowed, some fell by the way side; and it was trodden down, and the fowls of the air devoured it.

6 And some fell upon a rock; and as soon as it was sprung up, it withered away, because it lacked moisture.

7 And some fell among thorns; and the thorns sprang up with it, and choked it.

8 And other fell on good ground, and sprang up, and bare fruit an hundredfold. And when he had said these things, he cried, He that hath ears to hear, let him hear.

9 And his disciples asked him, saying, What might this parable be?

10 And he said, Unto you it is given to know the mysteries of the kingdom of God: but to others in parables; that seeing they might not see, and hearing they might not understand.

11 Now the parable is this: The seed is the word of God."

It goes on to say in verses 12-15,
"12 Those by the way side are they that hear; then cometh the devil, and taketh away the word out of their hearts, lest they should believe and be saved.

13 They on the rock are they, which, when they hear, receive the word with joy; and these have no root, which for a while believe, and in time of temptation fall away.

14 And that which fell among thorns are they, which, when they have heard, go forth, and are choked with cares and riches and pleasures of this life, and bring no fruit to perfection.

15 But that on the good ground are they, which in an honest and good heart, having heard the word, keep it, and bring forth fruit with patience."

Now through this message we spread the word of God to everyone, some will take it and toss it aside, ignore us, etc. and some will take it to heart.
All it takes is faith the size of a mustard seed, but how can that Mustard seed be given through hate? Which is where I give Ephesians 4:29 " Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers."
Being a Christian is not about damnation for ourselves or others but salvation through Christ Jesus, salvation for ourselves and most importantly salvation of others, seeing a tag of someone labeled "unsaved trash" is veery very heartbreaking, as I was reading the comments and all of the hate a lot coming from Christians I was almost brought to tears. My last word would be just remember, Jesus walked among murderers, rapists, prostitutes, GENTILES and loved them non the less. Show some love.
Who are you to walk in here and start lecturing us, slut? You didn't even properly introduce yourself before you started spewing your skewed interpretation of the scriptures. What a rude, vile and graceless person you are!
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Jesus both loves and hates. Why do you deny His Glorious Nature?

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I don't hate I love. Whereas this phenomenon of "bronies" is quite disturbing, and I believe myself to be a Christian and a believer in Christ.
The problem dear, is that you don't know who Christ is. You believe a figment of your imagination, not the Holy and Righteous God of the Bible.

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Instead of all the hate and derogatory messages we should approach them with love. Not hate.
Don't be silly. We should approach them with the Word, for Hearing the Gospel is how faith is obtained (Romans 10:17)!

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Now through this message we spread the word of God to everyone, some will take it and toss it aside, ignore us, etc. and some will take it to heart.
First you need the right message. Until then, you're only appeasing your own desire to hear your personal moral code regurgitated back to you in an immature attempt to rationalize your own conscience as being reasonable and kindly.

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All it takes is faith the size of a mustard seed, but how can that Mustard seed be given through hate? Which is where I give Ephesians 4:29 " Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers."
Faith of a mustard seed, dear. Not Ego-Stroking the size of a mustard seed.

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Being a Christian is not about damnation for ourselves or others but salvation through Christ Jesus, salvation for ourselves and most importantly salvation of others, seeing a tag of someone labeled "unsaved trash" is veery very heartbreaking, as I was reading the comments and all of the hate a lot coming from Christians I was almost brought to tears. My last word would be just remember, Jesus walked among murderers, rapists, prostitutes, GENTILES and loved them non the less. Show some love.
Dear, I'm concerned for you. All this emotion over an imaginary friend you've concocted for your own personal comfort isn't healthy. A normal person doesn't cry because strangers don't adopt her fantasy. You really need to get a grip on things if you don't want to get locked up in the loony bin, or worse, convert to Mormonism. Seriously, dear. I'm worried for you.

I would like to be your personal Prayer Warrior. I will dedicate myself to praying for you and for your knowledge of the One True God. I will pray without ceasing for you to hear the wooing of the Holy Ghost as you read His Holy Word. I will pray with every breath that you will believe the Gospel and not try and impose your own expectations onto it. I will keep you in my prayers until your Salvation, or Jesus tells me that your heart is too hard and there is no hope for you.


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Who are you to walk in here and start lecturing us, slut? You didn't even properly introduce yourself before you started spewing your skewed interpretation of the scriptures. What a rude, vile and graceless person you are!
My apologies, I meant no offense, I was merely stating my opinion, if I upset you I apologize, that was not my intent. As for who I my name is Kenny Smiley and I thank you for the opportunity to be apart of your site. Again I apologize for this feeling of intrusiveness you seem to be feeling.
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My apologies, I meant no offense, I was merely stating my opinion, if I upset you I apologize, that was not my intent. As for who I my name is Kenny Smiley and I thank you for the opportunity to be apart of your site. Again I apologize for this feeling of intrusiveness you seem to be feeling.
There's an introduction forum here, Kendra. Why don't you post a thread there so that we can better know your intentions.
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 01-25-2015, 07:27 AM

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...Jesus walked among murderers, rapists, prostitutes, GENTILES...
While ignoring the rich (the job-creators), yeah. Ever wonder why He didn't bother talking to the wealthy? Let's see what your precious Saviour has to say about it, shall we?

Mark 2:17 "When Jesus heard it, he saith unto them, They that are whole have no need of the physician, but they that are sick: I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance."

That's right, Jesus Himself said the RICH ARE RIGHTEOUS (because they're rich, which is kind of obvious from the rest of the Bible, always going on about how God rewards the faithful, even if you're too blind to see it).

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...and loved them non the less. Show some love.
"Love"? Telling them (usually with gratuitous insults thrown in) that they're doon it rong and will end up in Hell if they don't smarten up and fly straight, that's "love" to you? Seriously, read the New Testament and see how much of His time is spent haranguing those who don't love Him (and His Dad, and that other guy, whatshisspiritface). He makes it quite clear the He loves you ONLY IF you love Him first, and you show your love by doing what He tells you to (that includes the death penalty for rape victims [if they're married]).


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