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09-01-2009, 02:22 PM
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No, sir.
Chilly here this morning; I had to put socks on for the first time this season. I love September.
I'm making some teriyaki chicken to grill on skewers. Would you like some?
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Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality! -
09-01-2009, 02:52 PM
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Now you are in trouble.
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Yeah...
Who knew chicken teriyaki could be so controversial?
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Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality! -
09-01-2009, 03:55 PM
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Yeah...
Who knew chicken teriyaki could be so controversial?
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Yes, Sister Talitha is quite experienced with the women sodomites or "thespians". She is an expert in the thespian "method". We know what a "cooking her chicken teryaki" means lady and frankly we are disgusted.
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Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality! -
09-01-2009, 03:57 PM
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Yes, Sister Talitha is quite experienced with the women sodomites or "thespians". She is an expert in the thespian "method". We know what a "cooking her chicken teryaki" means lady and frankly we are disgusted.
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09-05-2009, 07:16 PM
Oh my... Watch the good Pastors' video on the first page.
Note how many Asians and Negro scum there are on that video.
Further proof that we should watch out for them.
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09-23-2009, 12:14 AM
It's easy to see how vain these she-males are:
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09-23-2009, 01:29 AM
Some Trannys have had entirely too much caffeine!
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09-23-2009, 02:18 AM
Is it just me or is there a resemblance between the tranny Mother Glendora posted and Rachael Van Helsing?
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Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality! -
09-23-2009, 04:56 PM
Would be able to tell the difference surely she-males would have a adams apple still
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Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality! -
09-23-2009, 10:13 PM
In this sickening pervert propaganda film, we actually see a she-male admit that they're a former demon! Terrifying stuff.
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Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality! -
09-23-2009, 10:25 PM
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Would be able to tell the difference surely she-males would have a adams apple still
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That sounds all good in theory but not so in practice friend, trannys do not up in will let rooms for throat and food inspections. No, they hang around in seedy hotel bars along Interstate 80. You try look for the Adam's apple on a girl in a dimly light room after "she" just spiked your drink with vigara and vodka. The next thing you know you are waking up in naked your hotel room the next day with an empty mini fridge and your butt hurts.
No, these she-males are pure evil!
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Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality! -
09-24-2009, 01:00 AM
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The next thing you know you are waking up in naked your hotel room the next day with an empty mini fridge and your butt hurts
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I am very sorry that you were harmed in this way Bobby-Joe. Its a horrible thing when you get taken advantage of in this way.
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Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality! -
09-27-2009, 06:18 PM
They are straight out of hell. All of them. ANY man that wants to look like a woman is influenced by the devil. vise versa.
If that kind of thing excites you. YOU will go to hell.
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Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality! -
09-27-2009, 06:34 PM
These individuals are a classic example of the dead end branches in natural selection. None of us would be here if nature had not tried variations at the molecular level.
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Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality! -
09-28-2009, 03:50 PM
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These individuals are a classic example of the dead end branches in natural selection. None of us would be here if nature had not tried variations at the molecular level.
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And surely they would never exist without God's doing.
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Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality! -
09-28-2009, 05:55 PM
I go down to Argentina and Brazil on a regular basis to witness to these poor deluded creatures. So I consider myself an expert on the tranny lifestyle choice.
Tip #1: If a woman's butt is extremely large, rotund and disproportionate to the rest of her body it's probably a tranny. Were the normal heatheness get those breast implants the trannies get butt implants. They call it the brazilian butt lift. According to trannies, they get them because - being men themselves - they know what men really want and it's not big breast, but instead a big butt.
Stay tuned for tip #2.
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Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality! -
10-02-2009, 12:38 AM
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No, sir.
Chilly here this morning; I had to put socks on for the first time this season. I love September.
I'm making some teriyaki chicken to grill on skewers. Would you like some?
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Teriyaki is ungodly. It comes from Chinaland, where they worship devils and budah and similarsuch nonsense. Every time you eat food from Chinaland, you let demons into your body. To stay on God's good side, eat good, wholesome AMERICAN food, like pepperoni pizza.
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Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality! -
01-01-2010, 11:09 PM
Nobody mentioned "Chaz" Bone O. Do you thinks some clever but hell bound surgeon has fashioned him/her a balsa build up?
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