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Mayor of Freehold
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Freehold Gets Free Fireworks for the Fourth. -
11-11-2012, 02:02 AM
Notice to Citizens: Mayor Acquires Romney's Victory Fireworks
This is to pass along the wonderful news the Romney Campaign was unable to use the $25,000 of victory fireworks it had planned for election night.
Romney planned patriotic fireworks in Boston set to patriotic music. As soon as it was obvious the fix was in on the election, I phoned the campaign and asked the show be given to Freehold's Annual Fourth of July celebration.
I've always said when God closes one door, He opens another. Thank you, God. And thank you Mitt Romney.
http://news.yahoo.com/mitt-romneys-d...-election.html
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Freehold Gets Free Fireworks for the Fourth. -
11-11-2012, 02:04 AM
I'm not sure that we can use Mormon fireworks in Freehold, Mayor Hold.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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True Christian™ Beauty Queen
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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Re: Freehold Gets Free Fireworks for the Fourth. -
11-11-2012, 02:08 AM
Are we sure that communist nigra in the White House won't take away our right to Fourth of July celebrations before then?
Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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Gushing for Jesus
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Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Freehold Gets Free Fireworks for the Fourth. -
11-11-2012, 02:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I'm not sure that we can use Mormon fireworks in Freehold, Mayor Hold.
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Can fireworks be exorcised? Or does that only work for people?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Mayor of Freehold
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Re: Freehold Gets Free Fireworks for the Fourth. -
11-11-2012, 03:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I'm not sure that we can use Mormon fireworks in Freehold, Mayor Hold.
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I'm glad you mentioned that, Pastor Zeke.
I understand Mormons, who are not allowed to drink coffee, often call coffee "Postum". They say, "Folgers makes a great Postum."
I wonder if we could call the fireworks, "PreChristian", or, "Exploding Mormonism". These are just some thoughts. I don't want to infer I am qualitfied to judge these theological matters.
In any case, if we can't use these fireworks, I'll sell them to Salt Lake City and charge them plenty.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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