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Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! -
01-22-2010, 04:27 PM
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so no thought of this just being a natural bodily process? the feeling of reaching climax whilst making love? The Body does many strange things, I suffer from sleep paralysis, Tjat was once thought to be linked to demons, but science soon figured it out. All to do with the wonderful bio-mechanisms of the body. Good stuff!!
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Good stuff? It is making you ill, and you think it's good? Are you sadomasochistic?
For your information, sleep paralysis is caused by demons. Only True Christian Prayer™ is a remedy.
And like sleep paralysis, sex is also a demonic invention; an attempt by Satan to make us slaves of our unworthy flesh, instead of being slaves of our Worthy God.
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I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
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Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! -
01-22-2010, 04:33 PM
Actually Sleep Paralysis is due to the hormone used to paralyse our muscles during the stages of REM sleep not wearing off before the brain becomes concious.
While still in this stage of lucid dreaming, the Hammer, Anvil and Stirrup (3 small bones in the inner ear) vibrate, thus causing the sound during Sleep Paralysis.
The Brain too becomes highly active and with the lucidity of dreams coming to vision, we can see things that are not really there.
And if sex is evil, we does the Lord encourage us to go forth and multiply?
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Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! -
01-22-2010, 04:52 PM
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Actually Sleep Paralysis is due to the hormone used to paralyse our muscles during the stages of REM sleep not wearing off before the brain becomes concious.
While still in this stage of lucid dreaming, the Hammer, Anvil and Stirrup (3 small bones in the inner ear) vibrate, thus causing the sound during Sleep Paralysis.
The Brain too becomes highly active and with the lucidity of dreams coming to vision, we can see things that are not really there.
And if sex is evil, we does the Lord encourage us to go forth and multiply?
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And WHO do you think is controlling your hormones? That's how the demons get to people.(Or maybe you think these things just happen by chance like the evilutionists claim).
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Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! -
01-22-2010, 04:59 PM
Apart from the Bible, what proof is there of demonology? Just asking
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01-22-2010, 05:00 PM
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And WHO do you think is controlling your hormones? That's how the demons get to people.(Or maybe you think these things just happen by chance like the evilutionists claim).
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True Words™, Brother! The word "hormone" is just a new word for demon, just like "dinosaur" is just another word for dragon!
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! -
01-22-2010, 05:02 PM
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Apart from the Bible, what proof is there of demonology? Just asking
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The proof consists of people like you coming to our forums and spouting all conceivable kinds of nonsense.
By the way, your signature spells it out for you!
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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01-22-2010, 05:07 PM
The signature although from indeed the bible, the Bible itself has never indeed been proved to be 100% accurate. And my curiosity is not any way induced by demons, and your narrow minded attitude, does no favours to you friend.
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01-22-2010, 05:14 PM
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The signature although from indeed the bible, the Bible itself has never indeed been proved to be 100% accurate.
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If you don't consider it to be accurate, then why include it in your signature? And you still pretend you're a rational person?
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And my curiosity is not any way induced by demons, and your narrow minded attitude, does no favours to you friend.
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I didn't say anything about your curiosity, my friend. I'm just worried that you're possessed by demons which prevent you from sleeping and make you lust for sex. I'm praying for you right now.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! -
01-22-2010, 05:17 PM
I merely put it in my Signature as I find it quite a powerful piece of text, As I do with many other pieces of text, Fiction and Non Fiction alike.
And I do not lust for sex, I refrain from doing so, I am still a Virgin, so that's all good, cheers for the prayer by the way, much obliged.
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Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! -
01-22-2010, 05:24 PM
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I merely put it in my Signature as I find it quite a powerful piece of text, As I do with many other pieces of text, Fiction and Non Fiction alike.
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Yes, but I didn't notice it until in my previous post, when we were already talking about demons. I believe that this kind of coincidences are put into place by God to warn us that you are really being possessed
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And I do not lust for sex, I refrain from doing so, I am still a Virgin, so that's all good, cheers for the prayer by the way, much obliged.
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You're welcome!
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! -
01-22-2010, 05:27 PM
ahhh alas, I shall never, know, it may be because of my refraning of sex and masturbastion, I could become tempted any suggestions at all?
And yeah thanks again, you kind words and intent shall not be forgotten
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Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! -
01-22-2010, 05:34 PM
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Sorry to be so fresh and blunt but I was deep in prayer and this came to me.
Women take note. If you ever feel pleasure while being intimate it is SATAN or his DEMONS causing the sensations!
Don't give into it. Don't let the pleasure sweep you away. You don't want to go to HELL for that do you?
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Godly words Sister Thumper, as Pastor Decon Fred said, you seem to keep a firm hand of this issue and we all look forward to your next move.
The three hour lecturer you gave "Big O, Satan's trap for women" last Saturday was very impressive along with your description of the numerous ways woman can fall victim to this sin. As per your advice Sister Thumper I am buying a new clothes drier to protect the spiritual welfare of my house staff.
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01-23-2010, 02:13 AM
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ahhh alas, I shall never, know, it may be because of my refraning of sex and masturbastion, I could become tempted any suggestions at all?
And yeah thanks again, you kind words and intent shall not be forgotten
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Don't masturbate! Not only will it make you blind but it displeases the LORD!
Genesis 38:9-10
And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.
And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.
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Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! -
01-23-2010, 02:49 AM
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What is wrong with enjoying sex? It is a gift god has given us, is it not? shouldnt we take the liberty to enjoy what we have?
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Sex feels AMAZING. We are human. Let's enjoy it.
I love God and my partner. We experience pleasure together.
ORGASM, women. It hasn't been long since it began being encouraged.
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01-23-2010, 02:51 AM
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Sex feels AMAZING. We are human. Let's enjoy it. I love God and my partner. We experience pleasure together. ORGASM, women. It hasn't been long since it began being encouraged.
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Yes sinning against the LORD feels great. That is why Satan invented the orgasm. It's also why you will burn in hell for all eternity .
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Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! -
01-23-2010, 02:53 AM
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Yes sinning against the LORD feels great. That is why Satan invented the orgasm. It's also why you will burn in hell for all eternity .
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Why don't you think that God gives us pleasure? It's a wonderful thing. There is nothing wrong with beautiful sexual bliss.
He wants us to be happy and healthy. It is healthy for a body to be sexual. Even if it is protected sex that does not result in a child.
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Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! -
01-23-2010, 02:59 AM
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Why don't you think that God gives us pleasure? It's a wonderful thing. There is nothing wrong with beautiful sexual bliss. He wants us to be happy and healthy. It is healthy for a body to be sexual. Even if it is protected sex that does not result in a child.
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Satan wants to seduce you. That is why sinning (drugs, too much alcohol, sex) is fun. Satan want's you to sin so you go to hell. Sex should be for creating children. Nothing more. By the way, you claim to be a catholic. Didn't your pope forbid protected sex? We Baptists don't need that by the way. We just practice abstinence.
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! -
01-23-2010, 03:02 AM
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am buying a new clothes drier to protect the spiritual welfare of my house staff.
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I'm needing a new dryer. How much for your old one?
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Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! -
01-23-2010, 03:48 AM
i think blondie is right
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Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!! -
01-29-2010, 05:53 AM
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Satan wants to seduce you. That is why sinning (drugs, too much alcohol, sex) is fun. Satan want's you to sin so you go to hell. Sex should be for creating children. Nothing more. By the way, you claim to be a catholic. Didn't your pope forbid protected sex? We Baptists don't need that by the way. We just practice abstinence.
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You are ridiculous. Open your eyes, SEX IS NOT BAD.
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