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Default Re: Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence! - 01-04-2012, 08:28 AM

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oh, see you spent so much time talking about why it was ridiculous for them not to believe in evolution that I assumed that was the main point you were making. My first post was aimed at those who continued to criticise the Muslims for not believing something because a book told them not to.
It is stupid. They rely on flawed evidence because their supposed word of God simply cannot be the word of God or it would be the Bible. (Why do I feel like I am writing out the OP again?)

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So why is it stupid of them not to accept Jesus as the son of God (other than the obvious reasons you're going to state) in this situation?
Because they will burn in Hell forever if they don't. Are you really this dense?

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Side note: if you guys wish to more soundly argue with science in future read this quote it is a sound argument using both logic and scripture.

Some guy called Razib said: …In 30th Sura (Sura Rum), 3th Ayat(Verse) it is said: "There is no change in the creations of Almighty Allah" which directly denies Darwin.
So far Science has proven Quran's accuracy every time, never could prove anything wrong! For medical science: the science of pregnancy is the best described in Quran - All the best Doctors all over the world from all religions.
So, we stand that Darwin's theorem is nothing but a baseless idle mind's thinking!
Please read this comment; please let all Muslims and other religion people who are seeing this program to know the real Islamic view about this subject.

Bad English aside this guys logic is flawless, one man’s theory disagrees with the Qu’ran so they dispute one man not the entirety of science, mathematics and any other academia that might somehow be associated.
Which again shows how wishy washy they really are. They reject God's word that shows that over and over again scientists are wrong wrong wrong about so many things. And they claim to follow God!

"So far Science has proven Quran's accuracy every time, never could prove anything wrong!" What a running joke that quote is! Even secular science is a match for their silly book; throw in proper Biblical reality and it's dead in the water.

And have you ever read the mystical twaddle in the Koran about pregnancy? Something tells me it won't be all sperm meets egg and abortion is great! You're more than happy to take on board some baseless assertion by a biased commentator on an interview about their moon god book but when it comes to True Christians unafraid to directly quote the actual Bible you have some sort of problem.

You sound like a race traitor.



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John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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Default Re: Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence! - 01-06-2012, 06:33 PM

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...Which again shows how wishy washy they really are. They reject God's word that shows that over and over again scientists are wrong wrong wrong about so many things. And they claim to follow God!

"So far Science has proven Quran's accuracy every time, never could prove anything wrong!" What a running joke that quote is! Even secular science is a match for their silly book; throw in proper Biblical reality and it's dead in the water.

And have you ever read the mystical twaddle in the Koran about pregnancy? Something tells me it won't be all sperm meets egg and abortion is great! You're more than happy to take on board some baseless assertion by a biased commentator on an interview about their moon god book but when it comes to True Christians unafraid to directly quote the actual Bible you have some sort of problem.

You sound like a race traitor.
You have me all wrong, I never said they were right, I only asked why they were stupid. Apparently you have some alternate definition of intelligence where it means anyone who doesn't accept the word of the bible as gospel (hehe I can make jokes too) is an idiot, so thanks for answering my question in a roundabout way. I have no problem with you being unafraid to directly quote the bible, you might of noticed that I do it to, as it is the only way to make logical arguments with you guys. My point was that he made a logical assertion, one thing disagreed with the qu'ran so they refused to believe one thing. You guys seem to have this hatred of science even though not all science is contrary to the bible and as much as I've read so far the bible advocates science.

Romans 1:20
For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:

If the bible really were so anti-science then why do you guys even have creationist science?


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Default Re: Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence! - 01-07-2012, 06:46 AM

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You have me all wrong, I never said they were right, I only asked why they were stupid.
Because they're deluded and loyal to their delusions. This isn't rocket science here.

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You guys seem to have this hatred of science even though not all science is contrary to the bible and as much as I've read so far the bible advocates science.
No real science is contradictory to the Bible.


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Default Re: Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence! - 01-27-2012, 08:54 AM

How can they blindly follow the teachings of a being they have never met? That's like taking advice written in a bathroom stall.
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Default Re: Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence! - 01-27-2012, 09:04 AM

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How can they blindly follow the teachings of a being they have never met? That's like taking advice written in a bathroom stall.
Indeed! You hit the nail right on the head there. They just have some book written and rewritten by the say so of one man who says he heard God's words but only he could hear them. It's hardly persuasive stuff. And it contradicts the actual recorded word of God.

Those two things alone make it a bonkers made up religion before you even start on its other absurdities.



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Default Re: Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence! - 02-02-2012, 09:50 AM

Okay, I take back everything I should have said about Islam and Christianity should look like each other. Christians are so much better than Muslims.
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Default Re: Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence! - 02-03-2012, 05:31 AM

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Okay, I take back everything I should have said about Islam and Christianity should look like each other. Christians are so much better than Muslims.
Christian are better than anyone. God says so, We don't need you to tell us.


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Christian are better than anyone. God says so, We don't need you to tell us.
and just Look What Happens when children are dragged up without a moral compass to quide them!

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If I was in an ice cream shop or a café and any such wretch walked in I would leave immediately. The words "lovely man" would never enter my head and "being kept safe" is the last thing I would expect from such obvious detritus.

Having read The Bible I am able to distinguish between lies and The Truth and the blatant falsehoods contained in the odious koran, either made up or stolen from some vanquished tribe or simply lifted from Greek superstitions (in the case of mohammedanism's much vaunted reproductive gobbledygook: never twice the same lie) fail utterly to convince me of anything except that like their false "prophet" they have all become insane.

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Default Re: Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence! - 02-04-2012, 04:13 AM

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Default Re: Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence! - 02-06-2012, 02:46 PM

Islam is one of the worst religions ever existed.
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Default Re: Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence! - 02-07-2012, 05:49 AM

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Islam is one of the worst religions ever existed.
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Default Re: Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence! - 02-07-2012, 07:27 AM

How silly of them! They disbelieve the world around them, because of some silly book written by some "prophet" in a cave!

They should disbelieve evolution because of what the Bible tells them, not because of what their silly Koran says!


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Default Re: Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence! - 02-07-2012, 09:07 AM

I had attended a great seminar a few years ago. The speaker, Kent Hovind explained that Islam was a religion started by Catholics. This is how Catholics tried to win the Holy Land back! Holy cow, can you believe that!?!?


Chatolics built up the Islam, they funded Muhammed (sp?), they trained him, they sent a catholic nun out of the monastery to marry him and train him to raise up an army of Arabs to go take back the Holy Land for the Catholic church.
The mission failed, because Islam grew big, so Catholics failed to controll them anymore.


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Default Re: Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence! - 02-07-2012, 10:13 AM

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Hah. They call themselves tolerant, but when it comes to drawing their so-called prophet, they turn mad.
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and just Look What Happens when children are dragged up without a moral compass to quide them!

That is referring to one of these inbred freaks:



If I was in an ice cream shop or a café and any such wretch walked in I would leave immediately. The words "lovely man" would never enter my head and "being kept safe" is the last thing I would expect from such obvious detritus.

Having read The Bible I am able to distinguish between lies and The Truth and the blatant falsehoods contained in the odious koran, either made up or stolen from some vanquished tribe or simply lifted from Greek superstitions (in the case of mohammedanism's much vaunted reproductive gobbledygook: never twice the same lie) fail utterly to convince me of anything except that like their false "prophet" they have all become insane.

When I clicked on you link and saw that procession of Godless heathens I felt compelled to check out side the window for suspicious looking aeroplanes!
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Default Re: Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence! - 02-07-2012, 10:10 PM

Muslims does some good things, like beating their wives and stoning gays, but there is one mayor problem with their religion, and that is that they dont believe that Jesus is God, they just believe that He was "just another prophet" like other prophets, it is very offensive to believe that Jesus is not God, what is even more offensive is that they dare to call us Christians for "idol worshippers" because we worship Jesus, how dare they?!
Jesus is God and anyone who doesn't believe so will go to hell for the crime of not believing that Jesus is God, and that includes the muslims and all other religions that doesn't believe that Jesus is God
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Default Re: Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence! - 02-07-2012, 10:17 PM

Matthew 12:30*He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.

It's that simple! But you don't see them writing that in their lying Koran!
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Default Re: Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence! - 02-07-2012, 10:37 PM

The Queeran is basically a terrorist manual. And i also heard that it contains "scriptures" defending women's rights

Narrated Mu'awiyah al-Qushayri: I went to the Apostle of Allah (pigs be upon him) and asked him: "What do you say (command) about our wives?" He replied: "Give them food what you have for yourself, and clothe them by which you clothe yourself, and do not beat them, and do not revile them." (Sunan Abu Dawud: Book 11, Number 2139) "The best of you is one who is best towards his family and I am best towards the family". (At-Tirmithy). "None but a noble man treats women in an honourable manner. And none but an ignoble treats women disgracefully".

So they are not only Jesus-deniers and terrorists, but feminazis as well?!
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Default Re: Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence! - 02-09-2012, 06:23 PM

I recall reading a thread here on the boards, about burning qurans (or how they spell their so called holy book), and I was thinking: Why don't we also burn their mosques as well?
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