[TheMummelgum]

Hi, i am new here and I have a question: Everyone should donate money to the worthy, and as the Bible says:It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven.. so how can members send all their money to the Landover Baptist Church if they so wish and will doing so greatly improve their chances of being saved?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Originally Posted by TheMummelgum

Hi, i am new here and I have a question: Everyone should donate money to the worthy, and as the Bible says:It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven.. so how can members send all their money to the Landover Baptist Church if they so wish and will doing so greatly improve their chances of being saved?

What church do you go to, what is your favourite Bible verse and when did Jesus first touch you?

Then we can get on to all the good works Landover does.

YIC

[TheMummelgum]

I attend the holy church of Thomas the doubter,Frickasee County, Jesus touched me when i was a small child and my favourite passage in the bible is : 2 Timothy 4:1 - I charge [thee] therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom.
By the way sir, the question wasn't just for me but also for others that would like to contribute to the wonderful work that the Landover Church is doing

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Originally Posted by TheMummelgum

and will doing so greatly improve their chances of being saved?

You don't want to be caught robbing God, do you?

Malachi 3:8-10: Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings. Ye [are] cursed with a curse: for ye have robbed me, [even] this whole nation. Bring ye all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be meat in mine house, and prove me now herewith, saith the LORD of hosts, if I will not open you the windows of heaven, and pour you out a blessing, that [there shall] not [be room] enough [to receive it].

[James Hutchins]

Giving money to Jesus is a method of showing your devotion.
God sees a rich man and could care less about tithes from him as making another million is a walk in the park. What God really wants to see is the person who is broke, cannot feed his family or provide even the most basic of necessities. God expects that man to give 50% or more of all money to Him.
So you can see, God is not after getting the millions of dollars, he wants the $1.00 from the man that only has $2.00

[Jimmy-Roy Stewart]

Right you are Mr. Hutchins sir its' like the story in the Bible of the widow and her to mites thats' one of my favorit parts of the Bible the pastors love to talk about it with me all the time .

[LaQrundrellia]

The rich is the ones who pay all the taxes for us colored folk to get our section 8 housing, plus they Job Creators of welf.

The more money you make, the more you can tithe.

[Zechariah Smyth]

I find it unusual that you would post 2 Tim. 4:1 and not its natural, logical and even grammatical partner, 2 Tim 4:2. Let's look at the two of them together since they are only separated by a semi-colon, hmm?

(2 Timothy 4:1-2) "I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine."

That changes things a little bit, doesn't it?

See, many people think that the first verse tells us that only God judges, but in context you will see that it says WE will be judged if we DON'T use His Word to preach, rebuke and exhort.

In reality, the very part of the Bible that people try to use against us in fact supports our mission.

Pretty cool, huh?



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by TheMummelgum

Hi, i am new here and I have a question: Everyone should donate money to Landover Baptist Church if they so wish and will doing so greatly improve their chances of being saved?

Yes.

[TheAlaskanDopeAddict]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Yes.

I thought money was the root of all evil, according to you guys?

[The Revolutionist]

I LOVE MONEY!!!!! I love spending it on my cumsluts and my best friend Jack Daniels...Ohh don't forget the mary jane

[Zechariah Smyth]

Originally Posted by TheAlaskanDopeAddict

I thought money was the root of all evil, according to you guys?

Wrong. The love of money is the root of all evil.

[The Revolutionist]

Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth

Wrong. The love of money is the root of all evil.

I love money..Got a problem? COMEATMEBRO.

[Jack O'fagan]

Originally Posted by TheAlaskanDopeAddict

I thought money was the root of all evil, according to you guys?

1Timothy 6:10 For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows. 11 But thou, O man of God, flee these things; and follow after righteousness, godliness, faith, love, patience, meekness.
12 Fight the good fight of faith, lay hold on eternal life, whereunto thou art also called, and hast professed a good profession before many witnesses.

No, the love of money is the root of all evil. Money is fine if you still have righteousness, godliness, faith, love, patience and meekness which is the very definition of a Landover True Christian.

YIC

Jack

[Jack O'fagan]

Originally Posted by The Revolutionist

I love money..Got a problem? COMEATMEBRO.

We have many trolls that visit us. I have looked at your posts and you are without doubt the most boring witless twat that has visited us in a very long time. Why don't you just piss off until you can think of a comment worth posting?

YIC

Jack

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by TheMummelgum

Hi, i am new here and I have a question: Everyone should donate money to the worthy, and as the Bible says:It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven.. so how can members send all their money to the Landover Baptist Church if they so wish and will doing so greatly improve their chances of being saved?

The first great difficulty here is, "If I give $1000,000 to the poor, I will be making them rich: if I make them rich, they will not go to heaven.

The second is that Jesus said that the poor are always with us. Because Jesus knew these things, then no matter what we do, there will always be poor people - so giving money seems to be quite useless.

Instead, we send Bibles to starving Africans so that they may see Heaven.

[Jack O'fagan]

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire

Instead, we send Bibles to starving Africans so that they may see Heaven.

It is far better for a small child to die in it's mothers arms 'saved' than to live a full healthy life as unsaved trash. We are only a short time on Earth but we are an eternity basking in the glory of God or burning in everlasting torment.

YIC

Jack

[tardhickley]

Your all f uckng blind!

Giving money to Jesus is a method of showing your devotion.

How will this help anyone. God doesnt exist numb nuts. And even if he did he aint here, and hes F UCKING GOD FOR CHRIST SAKE - WHY THE HELL WOULD HE NEED MONEY???

God is not after getting the millions of dollars, he wants the $1.00 from the man that only has $2.00

So, let me get this straight, god wants a 50% tax. Thats basically what youre saying isnt it. Hes like the government maybe? The government uses tax to control the masses? They lie? They cheat? They enforce stupid laws?

Anybody seeing coincidence here?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

You seem very angry - True Christians aren't angry. They understand.

God doesn't need money, He just likes to see that you are not ruled by money. 1Tm:6:10: For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows. I am rich enough to tell you that money doesn't matter.

God is not like Government. He is interested in your eternal soul not your life in this Vale of Tears. You do what he says, and you go to heaven - simple.

Malachi 3:8 Will a man rob God? yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes & offerings.

[Jack O'fagan]

Originally Posted by tardhickley

Your all f uckng blind!



How will this help anyone. God doesnt exist numb nuts. And even if he did he aint here, and hes F UCKING GOD FOR CHRIST SAKE - WHY THE HELL WOULD HE NEED MONEY???



So, let me get this straight, god wants a 50% tax. Thats basically what youre saying isnt it. Hes like the government maybe? The government uses tax to control the masses? They lie? They cheat? They enforce stupid laws?

Anybody seeing coincidence here?

Mark 14:1 After two days was the feast of the passover, and of unleavened bread: and the chief priests and the scribes sought how they might take him by craft, and put him to death. 2 But they said, Not on the feast day, lest there be an uproar of the people.
3 And being in Bethany in the house of Simon the leper, as he sat at meat, there came a woman having an alabaster box of ointment of spikenard very precious; and she brake the box, and poured it on his head.
4 And there were some that had indignation within themselves, and said, Why was this waste of the ointment made?
5 For it might have been sold for more than three hundred pence, and have been given to the poor. And they murmured against her.
6 And Jesus said, Let her alone; why trouble ye her? she hath wrought a good work on me.
7 For ye have the poor with you always, and whensoever ye will ye may do them good: but me ye have not always.


Jesus liked a bit of luxury and having money spent on Him even if it meant the poor went without. I think He would love to see a nice big Church and the poor tithing.

YIC

Jack