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Default Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster! - 01-18-2011, 03:22 AM

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Lycra The great Prophet Bobby is on his boat not in his house.
Who are you talking to, Godmocker? I don't know any Lycras.

Why are you back here? Did you get bored of practicing your lovecraft with that poor pirate sheep and decide to persecute us instead?


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Default Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster! - 01-18-2011, 03:35 AM

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Who are you talking to, Godmocker? I don't know any Lycras.

Why are you back here? Did you get bored of practicing your lovecraft with that poor pirate sheep and decide to persecute us instead?
I persecute no-one nor do I mock God, blessed be His Noodly Appendages. Also, despite the propaganda spread about me by some people here, I am not actually acquainted with any Sheep, Pirate ones or otherwise, the only ones I have any contact with are under circumstances like this.


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Default Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster! - 01-19-2011, 01:27 AM

Looking at that unholy flying spaghetti monster, I would say that the Lord hates Italy too.. anyone who agrees?
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Default Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster! - 01-19-2011, 03:40 AM

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Looking at that unholy flying spaghetti monster, I would say that the Lord hates Italy too.. anyone who agrees?
Italy is full of filthy garlic-eating papist wops. God turned His loving back on them long ago.


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Default Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster! - 01-19-2011, 02:34 PM

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Italy is full of filthy garlic-eating papist wops. God turned His loving back on them long ago.
That's a good and wise act of The Lord. Also I've read that people all over the world who copy dishes from the Italian kitchen will be damned to hell. Such as pizza restaurants and their costomers. Those restaurants are basicly everywhere, I can't believe it!
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Default Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster! - 01-20-2011, 03:13 PM

So what you are actually trying to say that all the scary stuff in H.P.Lovecrafts books are real????

To some extent even a god all though a lesser one than THE GOD!!!

Next thing your going to tell Yoda is real as well because somebody imagined him , and people totally worhip him with all the posters, toys Etc.

And your quite right Yog-Soggoth would be quite scary if real!!!
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Default Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster! - 01-20-2011, 03:18 PM

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Italy is full of filthy garlic-eating papist wops. God turned His loving back on them long ago.
So you are Pround to be an American, there will be no forgivness or mercy for those damn Italians.....
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Default Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster! - 01-23-2011, 10:55 PM

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I persecute no-one nor do I mock God, blessed be His Noodly Appendages.
Admit it you piratical pervert! Your god (ha!) is based upon ancient pagan myths. I saw the first post and what do I see? Another pagan god above a volcano! Coincidence? I think not!

And listen up to this: " "The Devil's Hopyard" is a setting in Lovecraft's story "The Dunwich Horror." Beer? Hopyards? Now, years before your FSM, HP Lovecraft was writing stories about beer!

It is obvious that your god was just adapted by a drunken college student from folk tales.

The Lord is the originator of everything, He does not need to ape other religions and is therefore the ONLY True God.





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Default Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster! - 05-10-2011, 10:26 PM

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Admit it you piratical pervert! Your god (ha!) is based upon ancient pagan myths. I saw the first post and what do I see? Another pagan god above a volcano! Coincidence? I think not!
If this is true than by your own logic we must accept that Legend of Zelda is also true because mountains in our world have clouds around them like the ones from Zelda.
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Default Re: The REAL Flying Spaghetti Monster! - 05-10-2011, 11:46 PM

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If this is true than by your own logic we must accept that Legend of Zelda is also true because mountains in our world have clouds around them like the ones from Zelda.
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