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Oraquick (Home aids test) queers trying to subvert God's will. -
01-17-2013, 02:55 AM
God sent the aids virus to kill sodomites and those who cavort with them and we praise Him for it.
But now these poofters are trying to thwart God's righteous judgment with a home aids test that allows for anonymity and convenience.
Join with me brothers and sisters in denouncing this tool of Satan and the radical gay agenda. Amen!
The (Gay related immune deficiency syndrome) GRIDS is God's punishment for turning your back on Him as it is warned about in the Bible.
Deuteronomy 28:15, 22
15 But it shall come to pass, if thou wilt not hearken unto the voice of the Lord thy God, to observe to do all his commandments and his statutes which I command thee this day; that all these curses shall come upon thee, and overtake thee:
22 The Lord shall smite thee with a consumption, and with a fever, and with an inflammation, and with an extreme burning, and with the sword, and with blasting, and with mildew; and they shall pursue thee until thou perish.
If you would like a New Testament reference to this, please see Apostle Paul's letter to the Romans chapter 1.
Romans 1:26-27,32
26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Oraquick (Home aids test) queers trying to subvert God's will. -
01-17-2013, 03:04 AM
Jesus is not fooled by such subterfuge. When He decides it's time for you to get the AIDS, then by God you'll get it.
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Ezekiel 14:13 Son of man, when the land sinneth against me by trespassing grievously, then will I stretch out mine hand upon it, and will break the staff of the bread thereof, and will send famine upon it, and will cut off man and beast from it:
14:15 If I cause noisome beasts to pass through the land, and they spoil it, so that it be desolate, that no man may pass through because of the beasts:
14:17 Or if I bring a sword upon that land, and say, Sword, go through the land; so that I cut off man and beast from it:
14:19 Or if I send a pestilence into that land, and pour out my fury upon it in blood, to cut off from it man and beast:
14:21 For thus saith the Lord GOD; How much more when I send my four sore judgments upon Jerusalem, the sword, and the famine, and the noisome beast, and the pestilence, to cut off from it man and beast?
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Oraquick (Home aids test) queers trying to subvert God's will. -
01-17-2013, 04:07 PM
This might be a good way for parents to find out if their kid is gay or not.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Oraquick (Home aids test) queers trying to subvert God's will. -
01-17-2013, 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
This might be a good way for parents to find out if their kid is gay or not.
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Or, if already known to be gay, it can be determined whether the child is employing witchcraft to stave off God's justice. A gay child without AIDS must be treated as a known witch.
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Re: Oraquick (Home aids test) queers trying to subvert God's will. -
01-19-2013, 05:25 AM
Why is this a bad thing? If more people got tested for HIV it would save a lot of lives.
1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
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Re: Oraquick (Home aids test) queers trying to subvert God's will. -
01-19-2013, 05:41 AM
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Originally Posted by The Rachel Virus
Why is this a bad thing? If more people got tested for HIV it would save a lot of lives.
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Jesus decides who lives and who dies. If you were a Christian, you'd know that.
When really bad things happen (like you get eaten by wild beasts, get killed in war, get sick and die, etc.), then you'll know that it was God that did it to you. And you'll thank Him for it!!
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Ezekiel 14:13 Son of man, when the land sinneth against me by trespassing grievously, then will I stretch out mine hand upon it, and will break the staff of the bread thereof, and will send famine upon it, and will cut off man and beast from it:
14:15 If I cause noisome beasts to pass through the land, and they spoil it, so that it be desolate, that no man may pass through because of the beasts:
14:17 Or if I bring a sword upon that land, and say, Sword, go through the land; so that I cut off man and beast from it:
14:19 Or if I send a pestilence into that land, and pour out my fury upon it in blood, to cut off from it man and beast:
14:21 For thus saith the Lord GOD; How much more when I send my four sore judgments upon Jerusalem, the sword, and the famine, and the noisome beast, and the pestilence, to cut off from it man and beast?
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
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Re: Oraquick (Home aids test) queers trying to subvert God's will. -
01-19-2013, 05:43 AM
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Originally Posted by The Rachel Virus
Why is this a bad thing? If more people got tested for HIV it would save a lot of lives.
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Have you ever considered what God wants? If the Creator of the Universe wants to send plagues that slowly kill you, why would you try to stop Him?
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Oraquick (Home aids test) queers trying to subvert God's will. -
01-19-2013, 05:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Jesus decides who lives and who dies. If you were a Christian, you'd know that.
When really bad things happen (like you get eaten by wild beasts, get killed in war, get sick and die, etc.), then you'll know that it was God that did it to you. And you'll thank Him for it!!
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Thou shalt not test the Lord thy God. If you're going to live your life all willy nilly and ignore disease, you're testing God and you deserve what you get.
1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
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Family Man of the Year 2010-2013 About as Straight and Manly as you can get Hates anal sex. And trees.
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Re: Oraquick (Home aids test) queers trying to subvert God's will. -
01-19-2013, 06:12 AM
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Originally Posted by The Rachel Virus
Thou shalt not test the Lord thy God. If you're going to live your life all willy nilly and ignore disease, you're testing God and you deserve what you get.
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God is omnipotent, omniscient, and just. Why then should a virtuous man have any reason to fear disease?
You are just trying to promote condom use, because you like having sex with inanimate objects.
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Re: Oraquick (Home aids test) queers trying to subvert God's will. -
01-19-2013, 06:13 AM
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Originally Posted by The Rachel Virus
.... you're testing God and you deserve what you get.
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Of course. What's your point?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Oraquick (Home aids test) queers trying to subvert God's will. -
01-19-2013, 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted by The Rachel Virus
Why is this a bad thing? If more people got tested for HIV it would save a lot of lives.
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This is not a cure for the AIDs. You still get the AIDs and you still die.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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