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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-24-2014, 02:10 AM
He must have been a tranny, because Marion is a girl's name.
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-24-2014, 03:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters
Marion Barry, drug-addled corrupt politician and uppity Negro who fought for special privileges for colored people, will now get to serve on hell's city council. He did the right thing once when his moral compass prevented him from supporting sodomaniacal "marriage," although feral sodomite David Catania pointed out that Barry had been married four times (Luke 16:18).
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I'm pretty sure he was gay. Here he is trying to kiss another man.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-24-2014, 05:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Jim Farmer
He must have been a tranny, because Marion is a girl's name.
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The only Marion who wasn't a fag was the Swamp Fox, Francis Marion, American patriot hero, father of guerrilla warfare, inspiration for the United States Army Rangers, gentle employer of indentured servants, and hunter of rabid scalp-taking Injuns and white woman raping Negroes.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-25-2014, 04:30 AM
There was always a lot of talk among Mayors about that name, "Marion". Politicians can choose manly nick names--he could have been "Skip" or "Buddy".
But for reasons we are all suspicious about, he kept that effeminate name.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
11-25-2014, 05:33 AM
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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Location: 13706 Levite's Sojourn Terr., Gibeah Hill, Freehold, Iowa
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-10-2014, 03:45 PM
An uppity, porn-crazed Negress whose actions led to criminal-coddling judicial activism will face the ultimate Judge.
From the JYT:
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On May 23, 1957, three police officers arrived at a house in Cleveland and demanded to enter. They wanted to question a man about a recent bombing and believed he was hiding inside. A woman who lived there, Dollree Mapp, refused to admit them.
It was a small gesture of defiance that led to a landmark United States Supreme Court ruling on the limits of police power.
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God's Law has no Mapp doctrine because it has no Fourth Amendment:
[Proverbs 25:2 KJV] 2 [It is] the glory of God to conceal a thing: but the honour of kings [is] to search out a matter.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-10-2014, 04:00 PM
From that link:
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Dollree Mapp was born in 1923 or 1924, according to census records, one of seven children of Samuel and Mary Mapp. She grew up in Forest, Miss. Her first name was spelled several ways in early records, and she was sometimes called Dolly. As an adult, Ms. Mapp gave numerous dates for her birth; public records show a wide range.
Information about her survivors was not immediately available. Her death was confirmed by the funeral home in Conyers that handled her services.
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As everything else about her seems so nebulous, I hope the news of her death is not exaggerated!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-22-2014, 07:36 PM
Joe Cocker, advocate of sex, drugs, and rock-and-roll, rides the HELL Train straight into the waiting arms of Satan!
Made famous at the lowest point in human history, Woodstock, Cocker poisoned the earth with his disgusting, raspy voice for more than 40 years.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-22-2014, 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Joe Cocker, advocate of sex, drugs, and rock-and-roll, rides the HELL Train straight into the waiting arms of Satan!
Made famous at the lowest point in human history, Woodstock, Cocker poisoned the earth with his disgusting, raspy voice for more than 40 years.
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Thank . It was disgusting to see him writhing about like a retard when he was signing.
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America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-22-2014, 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Joe Cocker, advocate of sex, drugs, and rock-and-roll, rides the HELL Train straight into the waiting arms of Satan!
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I always did think his last name was made-up. Some sort of vile reference to his tallywacker. As if he was a braggadocio trying to lure in innocent young maidens before they could be properly saved by a True Christian™ gentleman.
Good riddance.
The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-22-2014, 10:52 PM
Do you feel some kind of pleasure by insulting dead people? Do you think making fun of another human beings is ok? This forum is so evil, is just for morbid curiosity I'm still here
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-22-2014, 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by SunsetShimmer
Do you feel some kind of pleasure by insulting dead people? Do you think making fun of another human beings is ok? This forum is so evil, is just for morbid curiosity I'm still here
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I'm sure they'd much prefer being insulted here, that what is happening to them at present - enduring those eternal flames of Hell while skewered on the end of Satan's tallywhacker.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-22-2014, 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Jim Farmer
I'm sure they'd much prefer being insulted here, that what is happening to them at present - enduring those eternal flames of Hell while skewered on the end of Satan's tallywhacker.
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When you and the rest of this wicked and evil cult die and go to hell, please let me know somehow if they're "enduring those eternal flames of hell"
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Location: attending a secular college to be a queer marxist
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-23-2014, 12:01 AM
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Originally Posted by SunsetShimmer
When you and the rest of this wicked and evil cult die and go to hell
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How do you know they will? According to their belief system, they're going to Heaven. For evidence, they can point to the Bible. Your evidence is, um, what exactly — your own subjective feelings?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-02-2015, 11:05 AM
Can their be any doubt about where this little fruit has ended up? A fornicator, a gaysexual, rude to his parents. I cannot imagine Jesus had any positive attributes for this little queer in the Book of Life. Revelation 13:8: And all that dwell upon the earth shall worship him, whose names are not written in the book of life of the Lamb slain from the foundation of the world.
"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-02-2015, 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted by ExGay Alex
Can their be any doubt about where this little fruit has ended up?
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What? Justine Bieber is dead?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-02-2015, 11:18 AM
It looks like Bieber, doesn't it, but I think it's about this abomination.
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Senior Pastor Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™ Always Biblically correct
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-02-2015, 02:28 PM
Romanist lie-beral Mario Cuomo will get to run for office in hell.
From the JYT:
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In an era when liberal thought was increasingly discredited, Mr. Cuomo, a man of large intellect and often unrestrained personality, celebrated it, challenging Ronald Reagan at the height of his presidency with an expansive and affirmative view of government and a message of compassion, tinged by the Roman Catholicism that was central to Mr. Cuomo’s identity.
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This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-03-2015, 02:13 AM
Little Jimmy Dickens avoided the HELL TRAIN for 94 years. He tried to pretend God's wrath against freaks did not apply to midgets.
Nothing is more ugly than a country western singer who is smaller than his guitar. Take a Tater and Wait, midget Jimmy Dickens. It'll be a long time in hell.
http://www.tennessean.com/story/ente...obit/21210809/
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-03-2015, 04:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
Little Jimmy Dickens avoided the HELL TRAIN for 94 years. He tried to pretend God's wrath against freaks did not apply to midgets.
Nothing is more ugly than a country western singer who is smaller than his guitar. Take a Tater and Wait, midget Jimmy Dickens. It'll be a long time in hell.
http://www.tennessean.com/story/ente...obit/21210809/
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That is a long time to mock our Lord and Redeemer. I pray his suffering is great.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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