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Re: Al Quaida #1 Hanged: Saddam Dead! -
01-02-2007, 10:38 PM
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PRAISE JESUS So-damn Insane (Saddam Hussein) is finally dead! Finally the True Culprit of the 9/11™ attacks has been killed! American's can finally sleep a bit easier knowing that this man is now roasting in Hell along with Gerald Ford !
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,240139,00.html
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Chalk up another victory to the coalition forces. The terrorists can run, but they can't hide.
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Your government funded Al'Quaida for years. Funded all their training operations and terror camps. Now, your governement turns around, and thinks, 'ooo, we need more oil! And Al'Quaida arent helping us get it, lets blame them for a terrorist attack!'. Al'Quaida still havent taken responsibility for 9/11 btw, which your government most likely set up anyway (a bit like the Reichstag fire) to give them 'emergency powers' and walk into Afghanistan without any protest from world leaders.
Saddam Hussein wasnt even part of Al'Quaida, and will never be, now that he is dead. Iraq is worse now, under American 'democracy' than ever it has been. Thanks to this war, and Saddam's death, the world has ended up a far unsafer place than it was before. Bah, if you read any of this, well done. If you understood any of it, you deserve a medal, and if you took some of it to heart, then i have won a private victory over an enraptured mass of mind-washed beings.
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I have read and understood your entire post. You are a brainwashed stooge of the liberal mainstream media who would rather make up far-fetched conspiracy theories about Queen Elizabeth being a Jewish lizard than accept the simple truth that Arabs are a bunch of savage, Godless murder junkies, George W Bush is the man who has been chosen by God to protect us against Allah's dogs, and the Vatican is the base of the Antichrist on earth.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Al Quaida #1 Hanged: Saddam Dead! -
01-03-2007, 03:08 AM
"Help us wring the hearts of their unoffending widows....blast their hopes,blight their lives.protract their bitter pilgrimage"
Just overflowing with the milk of human kindness,huh Brother T?
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Re: Al Quaida #1 Hanged: Saddam Dead! -
01-03-2007, 11:42 AM
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"Help us wring the hearts of their unoffending widows....blast their hopes,blight their lives.protract their bitter pilgrimage"
Just overflowing with the milk of human kindness,huh Brother T?
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As my signature makes perfectly clear, I pray that prayer in the spirit of Love, of Him who is the source of all Love. Do you have a problem with that, you seculiarist bigot?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Sadda, -
01-03-2007, 05:52 PM
Title typo--"Saddam's Soul"
NeWs Flash:
Just as Pat Robertson talks directly to God,
the devil advises PR also, and through the kindness of the 700 Club,
sends this portrait of Saddam's immortally damned soul.
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Re: Al Quaida #1 Hanged: Saddam Dead! -
01-03-2007, 06:30 PM
I am quite sure that Our Godly Troops will have no more trouble with those Iraqis, now that Saddam is dead. It's a whole new ballgame. It's all downhill from here. We're turning the corner. There's a light at the end of the tunnel. Everything's coming up roses. For every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows. We shouldn't be afraid for every time it rains it rains pennies from heaven. Don't you know each cloud contains
pennies from heaven. You'll find yor fortune falling, all over town. Be sure that your umbrella is upside down. Trade them for a package of sunshine and flowers. If you want the things you love you must have showers.
So when you hear it thunder don't run under a tree. There'll be pennies from heaven for you and me. Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad. Other things just make you swear and curse. When you're chewing on life's gristle, don't grumble, give a whistle, and this'll help things turn out for the best: Always look on the bright side of life. If life seems jolly rotten, there's something you've forgotten-- and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps, don't be silly chumps! Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing! And...always look on the bright side of life...
Glory!!
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Re: Al Quaida #1 Hanged: Saddam Dead! -
01-06-2007, 09:41 PM
~ Thou Shalt Not Kill ~
Exodus 20:13 - Deuteronomy 5:17
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Re: Al Quaida #1 Hanged: Saddam Dead! -
01-06-2007, 09:49 PM
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~ Thou Shalt Not Kill ~
Exodus 20:13 - Deuteronomy 5:17
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Typical liberal, trying to take the Bible out of context. We are only to kill those who God commands us to kill. Try reading the Bible the way it was written, not just the "feel-good" parts like the Catholics do.
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Re: Al Quaida #1 Hanged: Saddam Dead! -
01-06-2007, 10:12 PM
Eh, it's written in the Bible too, so it is not less worthy than your argument.
And if we want to show the example to those people (in Iraq), let's behave like civilized people, not hanging our ennemies like Stalin or Saddam himself.
Sir. 28
[2] Forgive your neighbor the wrong he has done, and then your sins will be pardoned when you pray.
[6] Remember the end of your life, and cease from enmity, remember destruction and death, and be true to the commandments.
[7] Remember the commandments, and do not be angry with your neighbor; remember the covenant of the Most High, and overlook ignorance.
[8] Refrain from strife, and you will lessen sins; for a man given to anger will kindle strife,
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Re: Al Quaida #1 Hanged: Saddam Dead! -
01-07-2007, 12:48 AM
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Sir. 28
[2] Forgive your neighbor the wrong he has done, and then your sins will be pardoned when you pray.
[6] Remember the end of your life, and cease from enmity, remember destruction and death, and be true to the commandments.
[7] Remember the commandments, and do not be angry with your neighbor; remember the covenant of the Most High, and overlook ignorance.
[8] Refrain from strife, and you will lessen sins; for a man given to anger will kindle strife,
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That's not part of the Bible. It was written by a Jew under Satanic influence and is rejected by True Christians™, so take it elsewhere.
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Re: Al Quaida #1 Hanged: Saddam Dead! -
01-07-2007, 03:20 AM
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~ Thou Shalt Not Kill ~
Exodus 20:13 - Deuteronomy 5:17
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Here is what Jesus said:
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But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Al Quaida #1 Hanged: Saddam Dead! -
01-07-2007, 07:39 AM
Whilst I appreciate the effort, pastor, I believe that homers such as this one have no use for Scripture. They will merely try to explain away everything to make it say what makes them feel good.
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Re: Al Quaida #1 Hanged: Saddam Dead! -
01-07-2007, 12:19 PM
It's in the Apocrypha.
You censored it, but
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Although the writings known as the Apocrypha are often not included in Protestant Bibles, they were translated and included in the original King James Bible of 1611, and they are offered here for use by interested readers.
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http://etext.virginia.edu/etcbin/toc...&division=div1
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Sir.28
[1] He that revengeth shall find vengeance from the Lord, and he will surely keep his sins [in remembrance.]
[2] Forgive thy neighbour the hurt that he hath done unto thee, so shall thy sins also be forgiven when thou prayest.
[3] One man beareth hatred against another, and doth he seek pardon from the Lord?
[4] He sheweth no mercy to a man, which is like himself: and doth he ask forgiveness of his own sins?
[5] If he that is but flesh nourish hatred, who will intreat for pardon of his sins?
[6] Remember thy end, and let enmity cease; [remember] corruption and death, and abide in the commandments.
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http://www.hti.umich.edu/cgi/k/kjv/k...1&byte=3917619
Would Satan have transformed the Holy KJB1611 ?
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Re: Al Quaida #1 Hanged: Saddam Dead! -
01-07-2007, 02:38 PM
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It's in the Apocrypha.
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Friend,
The Apocryphia is a tool of Satan, placed their by Satan's chosen instrament; The Catholic Church.
Do try to remember what Jesus will do when returns to Earth (which is very soon); He will kill all the sinners, let the birds eat their bodies, raise them from the dead and then toss them into the lake of fire.
BTW: As for the "Thou Shall Not Kill", do recall God's Law clearly states the law breaker has killed himself even though the Christian community is the ones who stone him to death.
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Re: Al Quaida #1 Hanged: Saddam Dead! -
01-07-2007, 02:47 PM
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So why then, won't you even obey your own satanic verses?
That sir 28:6 said "abide in the commandments"..
(Although that seem to be good advice, God didn't inspire/dictate that verse, so it should not be in a Bible! )
But why don't you even follow that then?
Why are your churches filled with idolatries and abomination?
Why do your priests exalt themselfs and demand the title of God?
ALL THOSE VIOLATE THE COMMANDMENTS!
Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.
Exodus 20:4
Ye shall make you no idols nor graven image, neither rear you up a standing image, neither shall ye set up any image of stone in your land, to bow down unto it:
For I am the LORD your God.
Leviticus 26:1
And call no man your father upon the earth:
For one is your Father, which is in heaven.
Matthew 23:9
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: Al Quaida #1 Hanged: Saddam Dead! -
01-07-2007, 04:33 PM
Just a question about both of your avatars (I am curious) do they represent crusaders???
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Re: Al Quaida #1 Hanged: Saddam Dead! -
01-07-2007, 08:33 PM
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Just a question about both of your avatars (I am curious) do they represent crusaders???
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Crusaders? Were do you get that? Mine is a the offical Landover Church Security Comfort Robes friend.
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Re: Al Quaida #1 Hanged: Saddam Dead! -
01-08-2007, 02:42 AM
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Just a question about both of your avatars (I am curious) do they represent crusaders???
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Don't try to change the subject.
But.. NO! IT DOES NOT REPRESENT SOME FILTHY CATHYLICK!
My avatar is based on the all-important thing after which we'all seek, and which I've named myself after; Salvation.
I have both necessary components needed to reach it, Faith AND works, symbolically represented in it.
For as the body without the spirit is dead, so faith without works is dead also.
James 2:26
Faith, as represented by the cross.
And he that taketh not his cross, and followeth after me, is not worthy of me.
Matthew 10:38
Works, as represented by the sword.
Cursed be he that doeth the work of the LORD deceitfully, and cursed be he that keepeth back his sword from blood.
Jeremiah 48:10
You truly have to be biblically uneducated to not understand my avatar..
But then you're a cathylick, so that's no surprise.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: Al Quaida #1 Hanged: Saddam Dead! -
01-09-2007, 01:03 AM
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Originally Posted by SalvationSeeker
Works, as represented by the sword.
Cursed be he that doeth the work of the LORD deceitfully, and cursed be he that keepeth back his sword from blood.
Jeremiah 48:10
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And this heathen still thinks we should have made Saddamn a garland of daisies instead of hanging him! Does he even know what the Bible is?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Al Quaida #1 Hanged: Saddam Dead! -
01-09-2007, 03:11 AM
Here's an awesome new video of Saddam's dead body after his soul departed it for sunnier shores.
*SPOILERS AHEAD*
They zoom in really close -- the skin on his neck is almost totally gone, with his Adam's apple exposed (Hillary's still puts it to shame). A screencap from it is my current desktop wallpaper.
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