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07-06-2012, 03:52 AM
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Bible says not to swear but who the hell doesn't swear? Living as an atheist isn't the life of a savage that christians make it out to be.
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Where the fuck does the Bible say not to swear?
Oh, right. You haven't read it, you're just going to tell us what it says.
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Re: False Religions And Cults -
07-06-2012, 04:02 AM
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Where the fuck does the Bible say not to swear?
Oh, right. You haven't read it, you're just going to tell us what it says.
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Ephesians 4:29 Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers.
Colossians 3:8 “But now ye also put off all these; anger, wrath, malice, blasphemy, filthy communication out of your mouth.”
1 Corinthians 15:33 “Be not deceived: evil communications corrupt good manners.”
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If you say atheists are stupid:
Stupidity is a lack of intelligence.
Mhm, and you call atheists stupid? Let's see what statistics say. Oh would you look at that, according to stats 75 % of Americans are christian, 10 % are atheist. Then it also shows 75 % of the prisoners in American jails are christian, 0.01 % of the prisoners are atheist.
Not to mention that there's a strong correlation between high education and atheism. Stupid my ass.
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Re: False Religions And Cults -
07-06-2012, 04:40 AM
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Ephesians 4:29 Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers.
Colossians 3:8 “But now ye also put off all these; anger, wrath, malice, blasphemy, filthy communication out of your mouth.”
1 Corinthians 15:33 “Be not deceived: evil communications corrupt good manners.”
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None of those have anything to do with the appropriate use of vulgarity for effect, even for edification. A "filthy communication" or an "evil communication" is not "a bad word". It is a communication which encourages sin or belief in false gods.
For example, every word that you spew here is filthy communication, attempting to turn us from God.
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If you say atheists are stupid:
Stupidity is a lack of intelligence.
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I'm glad you understand that. But I say atheists are willfully ignorant. There's a difference.
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Mhm, and you call atheists stupid? Let's see what statistics say. Oh would you look at that, according to stats 75 % of Americans are christian, 10 % are atheist. Then it also shows 75 % of the prisoners in American jails are christian, 0.01 % of the prisoners are atheist.
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Really? Citation needed, Spanky. Not just for 10% being atheist (more like 1% self-identifying as "atheist"), but for your percentages in prison.
Also please cite how many converted to religion after being incarcerated. The numbers might surprise you.
And I realize it comes as a shock to you, but we True Christians™ demand evidence. We don't care what statistics you can make up; we want to see vetted studies which confirm your assertions. We know that you, as an atheist, have no moral compass and have no qualms about lying.
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Re: False Religions And Cults -
07-21-2012, 03:13 PM
Well, I was just wondering. Since this church of yours is considerably new (1620)... Then what happened to all the people that passed away before the religion was created?
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07-21-2012, 03:46 PM
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Well, I was just wondering. Since this church of yours is considerably new (1620)... Then what happened to all the people that passed away before the religion was created?
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You do realize that there is a difference between a church and the religion it represents?
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07-21-2012, 04:07 PM
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You do realize that there is a difference between a church and the religion it represents?
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Yes, and they said as much in the first post. They said all religions aside from theirs is damned. But their own religion is considerably recent.
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07-21-2012, 04:19 PM
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Yes, and they said as much in the first post. They said all religions aside from theirs is damned. But their own religion is considerably recent.
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No, I don't see. The church is Landover Baptist, founded 1620, the religion is Christianity, coming up 2000 years old.
All other "Christian" churches are doing it wrong (not following the Bible) and thus are damned (says the Bible).
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Re: False Religions And Cults -
07-21-2012, 04:20 PM
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Yes, and they said as much in the first post. They said all religions aside from theirs is damned. But their own religion is considerably recent.
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No, Landover Baptist CHURCH has been around since 1620. That's what it says at the top of the screen. Anyone whose beliefs and practices happen to coincide with the teachings and commandments of the Bible is a saved Bible believing Baptist.
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Re: False Religions And Cults -
07-31-2012, 11:58 AM
a simple question, why the 'god' of your bible and not that of any other? they all claim very similar things to yours, the creation of everything, moral truths, salvation, truth, guidance, comfort, eternal life. what if i die and have chosen the wrong god?!
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Re: False Religions And Cults -
07-31-2012, 12:11 PM
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a simple question, why the 'god' of your bible and not that of any other? they all claim very similar things to yours, the creation of everything, moral truths, salvation, truth, guidance, comfort, eternal life. what if i die and have chosen the wrong god?!
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Like many unimaginative beings, they see a 'good thing' and are compelled to copy it. No doubt the gooks will be sending over inferior knockoffs any day now.
If you die and have not given your soul to Christianty, you will not go to heaven.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: False Religions And Cults -
07-31-2012, 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Owain Hughes
a simple question, why the 'god' of your bible and not that of any other? they all claim very similar things to yours, the creation of everything, moral truths, salvation, truth, guidance, comfort, eternal life. what if i die and have chosen the wrong god?!
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What "other" Bible?
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Re: False Religions And Cults -
07-31-2012, 01:50 PM
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a simple question, why the 'god' of your bible and not that of any other? they all claim very similar things to yours, the creation of everything, moral truths, salvation, truth, guidance, comfort, eternal life. what if i die and have chosen the wrong god?!
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No they don't.
Islamists believe some bloke in a cave was told the word of God by an angel. There are no witnesses.
Hindus believe in elephant and monkey gods with loads of arms and other weird stuff.
It's all so ridiculously far fetched.
We're the only religion to believe that a man was born of a virgin, performed miracles and taught unique morals that no normal human could just think of for themselves then died temporarily before returning then promising to come back sometime in the future to kill everyone who hasn't been spontaneously beamed up to heaven then resurrect them and take only the righteous to heaven.
So that shows how much you know, Mr Smartypants.
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Re: False Religions And Cults -
08-06-2012, 07:06 PM
Wow so it is interesting that you argue which are false religions and cults when really the Bible is not authentic either..
So if you really want to go for this, let's keep in mind, the Bible was written after the death of the messenger Jesus (same in Islam and Hindusism ect). Also, the Bible was initially wrong in saying the earth was flat and changed it after science had proved it wrong, I believe the person who first challenged the Bible with this was killed by Christians; the earth is in fact sphere - but the Sikh's Scriptures however were written at the time of the Gurus and everything correlates with science, the reasons/benefits of keeping our hair, everywhere ect..
It’s also interesting you deleted the thread ‘Christian martyred in Wisconsin while exterminating Sikh infestation’ - as soon as I posted some home truths so here we go again.. You do realise you follow the same beliefs as the Muslim's Quran (which you so hate) as per members (Pastor Ezekiel) have said the Bible states to kill the unbelieving/unbelievers. By the way we Sikhs DO believe in God, 1 God, it doesn’t make sense for there to be numerous Gods. So it's interesting how the people regard the Messenger of God as God Himself. But although the Sikh Gurus were also at One with God (Messengers), the Gurus have always emphasised God as a separate entity, God is within everyone/everything but He's also separate as He is the Creator who first ever existed, therefore no one can really be God Himself.
BUT OH NO, EVEN THOUGH THE BIBLE CANNOT BE AUTHENTICATED, IT WAS INDEED WRONG INITIALLY, YOU OBVIOUSLY KNOW BETTER AND ARE TRUE CHRISTIANS WHO WILL LIVE IN HEAVEN FOREVER WITH GOD… Hmm, please let us know where exactly you are, when you do leave this rounded earth…
For your information, 1) You state at the bottom of each thread, “The information presented here is Biblically accurate. Not opinions.” – As I have stated above, the Bible cannot be authenticated and was initially wrong, and therefore your own opinions, we can then clarify/admit this is not in fact true..
2) I have in the past, by own accord, accepted Christianity, enjoyed being in the choir at school, enjoyed picking it for my A levels to study where I aced it. Now I follow Sikhism and actually have unbiased discourses with my Christian friends about their own faith. After reading this both Sikhs and Christians themselves, are disgusted with your behaviour, you are not true people let alone true Christians, Jesus would be ashamed – you radical and ignorant terrorists.
3) However, may the 1 God, above all, bless you with the Truth.
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Re: False Religions And Cults -
08-06-2012, 07:15 PM
Whatever Achmed. The King James Bible says that the only way to Heaven is to follow it TO THE LETTER!
Just because you supposedly believe in only one god doesn't mean you believe in The One True God™. That's Who we believe in, and that's why we're going to Heaven and why God us going to burn you and your turban-wearing pals in Hell for all eternity.
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Re: False Religions And Cults -
08-06-2012, 07:18 PM
Aaron, evidently you have no justification for the fact that Jesus is not the Lord Creator Himself, for the fact that the Bible was written after Jesus died, for the fact that this Bible which is meant to be TRUE, was in fact WRONG. Thank you for you enlightening input.
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Re: False Religions And Cults -
08-06-2012, 07:49 PM
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the Sikh's Scriptures however were written at the time of the Gurus and everything correlates with science, the reasons/benefits of keeping our hair, everywhere ect..
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Do tell, what are the benefits of keeping your hair? Besides providing a welcoming home for lice, that is.
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You do realise you follow the same beliefs as the Muslim's Quran (which you so hate) as per members (Pastor Ezekiel) have said the Bible states to kill the unbelieving/unbelievers.
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The Muslims want to kill all who refuse to bow down to their moon demon, Allah. Christians only want to exterminate those who try to convert us to false religions. See the difference?
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By the way we Sikhs DO believe in God, 1 God, it doesn’t make sense for there to be numerous Gods.
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Please explain why it makes sense for there to be one god and not multiple gods.
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So it's interesting how the people regard the Messenger of God as God Himself. But although the Sikh Gurus were also at One with God (Messengers), the Gurus have always emphasised God as a separate entity, God is within everyone/everything but He's also separate as He is the Creator who first ever existed, therefore no one can really be God Himself.
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Sounds like you're a pantheist with a bunch of rituals attached. What is the need for the rituals if you think everything is God?
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BUT OH NO, EVEN THOUGH THE BIBLE CANNOT BE AUTHENTICATED, IT WAS INDEED WRONG INITIALLY, YOU OBVIOUSLY KNOW BETTER AND ARE TRUE CHRISTIANS WHO WILL LIVE IN HEAVEN FOREVER WITH GOD…
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I'm glad you understand.
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However, may the 1 God, above all, bless you with the Truth.
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I only wish you would come to know God as we do. Then, your faith in Him (as a discrete entity, not as "everything") would be as strong and sure as ours.
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Re: False Religions And Cults -
08-07-2012, 11:27 AM
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..this Bible which is meant to be TRUE, was in fact WRONG
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You keep saying that but have yet to give us an example..
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Re: False Religions And Cults -
08-14-2012, 10:43 PM
In my honest opinion, Catholicism is the one true religion. Jesus was a Catholic, hence Catholicism is the only true religion.
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08-14-2012, 10:49 PM
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In my honest opinion, Catholicism is the one true religion. Jesus was a Catholic, hence Catholicism is the only true religion.
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Can you back up that bullshit?
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08-15-2012, 01:08 AM
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In my honest opinion, Catholicism is the one true religion...
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How can the one true religion keep changing what the religion is and keep any honest claim to that title?
Catholics didn't need to believe that Mary was ALSO born of a virgin (though the Bible omits mentioning anything about it), until 1851 iirc. Now it's a tenet of their faith.
Catholics used to believe in a flat earth and geocentrism. Now some of them even believe in evolution.
The True Christian™ Baptists on the other hand, have always believed in one thing and one thing only: the Bible is always right. It's as simple as that, and they are.
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... Jesus was a Catholic, hence Catholicism is the only true religion.
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If you're referring to Matthew 16:18, I've heard that at that time, calling someone a "rock" implied that they were smart as one.
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