[Jim Farmer]

I tossed her out. I told her that I would no longer tolerate her tattoo or her exhibiting her cleavage in public. Tossed her out on the streets, I did. So imagine my surprise when I saw this:




Now, I was hardly surprised that she took part in the whore's march, but just look at the sign she was carrying.

She wants you to wait 72 hours after you go out to buy a woman while you await a background investigation.
She wants women to be banned from entering schools and college campuses.
She wants women banned from polling places on Election Day.
She wants you to pay a fee to the state before you carry a woman on your person.
She wants some women banned simply because they look too ugly.
She wants women banned from all airports.
She wants women to be locked up at all times when not in use.

I think there is hope for her! I may yet take her back!

[BrotherLarry]

Originally Posted by Jim Farmer

I think there is hope for her! I may yet take her back!

First, Brother Jim,
Greetings in Jesus Name! I hope things in Austria are going well for you. It is wonderful to once again see your handsome face in a non-homo way.


I would be very cautious about taking this woman back unless you do the necessary steps of exorcism and a cleansing period to ensure that there is no need to fear repossession.


I have been perfectly fine without a female in my life, although I will not deny someone of the weaker gender a chance to have a husband as young, virile, intelligent, toned, muscular, tall, and spiritually superior as me. What a catch I would be! Nevertheless, I am pursuing my studies at this point. I think you'd do well as a single man, enjoying the fellowship and intercourse of your manly friends. It certainly keeps me going.


Of course, the joy of the LORD is my strength, and I praise Him for such joy daily. I also praise Him for your presence in our Interwebs home.


GLORY!
BrotherLarry

[MitzaLizalor]

I CORINTHIANS 7:15 But if the unbelieving depart, let him depart. A brother or a sister is not under bondage in such cases: but God hath called us to peace.
context .. kjv

You are very peaceful, as God has called you to be, and so considerate for her wellbeing. And how marvellous a witness that once you'd done the right thing after much forbearance and the wretch was gone did you go out on the razzle for a bit of how's your father with no strings attached, no you did not, what heathen could say that.

Why, they even lie about it to show off their stone-heartedness. It makes me sick is there any word of her return.

[Jim Farmer]

Thank you Brother Larry and Sister Mitza. You have no idea what a great comfort my best mate Murray has been to me. He spends every evening here consoling me, and helping me imbibe my fine red wines and single malts. My heart races whenever I see his car in the driveway. But enough of that .....
You are right of course - I should seriously consider the options before taking her back. But those mammaries you see so blatantly and prominently in the picture served to suckle my 2 female spawn. She leaves thosemy children with her atheist parents while she is in the nuthouse. Do I really want them back? They are only girls, after all.

[BrotherLarry]

Originally Posted by Jim Farmer

Thank you Brother Larry and Sister Mitza. You have no idea what a great comfort my best mate Murray has been to me. He spends every evening here consoling me, and helping me imbibe my fine red wines and single malts. My heart races whenever I see his car in the driveway. But enough of that .....
You are right of course - I should seriously consider the options before taking her back. But those mammaries you see so blatantly and prominently in the picture served to suckle my 2 female spawn. She leaves thosemy children with her atheist parents while she is in the nuthouse. Do I really want them back? They are only girls, after all.

I spent several hours in my prayer closet, lifting your name to the throne of grace, where even now GOD sits, His watchful eye watching over Austria and other Pacific Rim nations as well as the rest of His creation. When He spake unto me, Brother Jim, His words were clear:


"Remind him of his marriage vows." Now, while the LORD GOD did not provide me with the exact passage of your vows to remember, I encourage you to do what He says. There is no reason that you could not still enjoy intercourse with Murray! As the Word of the Lord says we must stick closer than a brother to our buddies (Proverbs 18:24). If you were here right now, I would stick very close to you, Jim, my man. I would love you better than a woman would (1 Samuel 1:25-26). In fact, if you would allow me within the circle, I would love Murray, too, if it would please you.


I prayed a little longer after the LORD spake unto me, asking Him to clarify to you through the Holy Spirit what His words mean for you. If you kneel before Him, Jim, I have no doubt that the flame of His Truth will purify your heart and that your mind will be enlightened, and your pathway made clear. Glory!


If you need me to fly to you for manly counsel, let me know. My trust fund will provide me with the necessary ticket money; my Christian love will be my incentive.


The sword of a man's love for his brother is sharp and powerful. It pierces with a passionate wound, leaving no hurtful scar.


BrotherLarry


PS: You don't need those kids. If they were sons, sure - but what are you really going to do with daughters? Sell them, perhaps - but at what price? My vote is to let them go.

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by Jim Farmer

Thank you Brother Larry and Sister Mitza. You have no idea what a great comfort my best mate Murray has been to me. He spends every evening here consoling me, and helping me imbibe my fine red wines and single malts. My heart races whenever I see his car in the driveway. But enough of that .....
You are right of course - I should seriously consider the options before taking her back. But those mammaries you see so blatantly and prominently in the picture served to suckle my 2 female spawn. She leaves thosemy children with her atheist parents while she is in the nuthouse. Do I really want them back? They are only girls, after all.

Dearest Brother,

I think that you should further develop your relationship with Mr. Murray, as he seems to be a decent True Christian™ man and there is a wide array of sinner populations that would undoubtedly have an outside chance of actual Salvation is you two were to engage in an intimate interaction with each other and with them with a Rapturous Goal!

Romans 12:10
Be kindly affectioned one to another with brotherly love; in honour preferring one another;

You'll never attain as high a level of True Love™ with a suspicious woman that you can reach among True Christian™ Brethren!

1 Corinthians 16:20
All the brethren greet you. Greet ye one another with an holy kiss.

I am sure that this is the way you both will reach Heaven in the very near future!

Hebrews 13:1
Let brotherly love continue.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer