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Default Re: I hit my wife for the first time - 09-03-2012, 05:32 AM

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Good to see I can meet eye to eye with someone at least

But now they are going to come back at you wig the statement on how she wasn't a true Christian and they were trying to fix her.
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Instead of just ranting, would you care to show with scripture (KJV1611) that we are not obliged to discipline our wifes?

We have no needs for your unsaved opinions in general...


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Default Re: I hit my wife for the first time - 09-03-2012, 05:23 PM

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Instead of just ranting, would you care to show with scripture (KJV1611) that we are not obliged to discipline our wifes?

We have no needs for your unsaved opinions in general...
Any kind of hitting is violence, and America is supposed to be a peaceful country.
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Default Re: I hit my wife for the first time - 09-03-2012, 05:35 PM

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Any kind of hitting is violence, and America is supposed to be a peaceful country.
If a child wants to pick up hot coals and I smack his hand away is that violence? No, it is just showing that I care.

What if my foolish wife is heading to burn in hell and I correct with the rod? Surely that is showing that I care as well is it not?

Proverbs 26:3
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Default Re: I hit my wife for the first time - 09-03-2012, 05:37 PM

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Any kind of hitting is violence, and America is supposed to be a peaceful country.
We know hitting is violence. What's the point of a punishment that isn't violent? God spells out over and over just how we are to punish servants and sinners and it's never gentle.

Deuteronomy 25:3 Forty stripes he may give him, and not exceed: lest, if he should exceed, and beat him above these with many stripes, then thy brother should seem vile unto thee.

God's nothing if not thorough. Perhaps laws need an overhaul to be more like morals that come from God.



Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

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Default Re: I hit my wife for the first time - 09-03-2012, 05:39 PM

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Any kind of hitting is violence,...
Now show us where the Bible condemns violence (this is gonna be fun).

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Can you say, "Second Amendment"? I knew you could.


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Default Re: I hit my wife for the first time - 09-03-2012, 05:48 PM

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Can you say, "Second Amendment"? I knew you could.
We have the right to own guns in the case of emergencies. And judging by your reputation, I don't think you're one to preach.
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We have the right to own guns in the case of emergencies. And judging by your reputation, I don't think you're one to preach.
He's got that reputation because he's a filth piece of unbelieving pond scum.



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Default Re: I hit my wife for the first time - 09-03-2012, 06:06 PM

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We have the right to own guns in the case of emergencies...
The problem comes when it's time to decide who gets to define "emergencies".

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... And judging by your reputation, I don't think you're one to preach.
Who's preaching? I'm just trying to help inform you of the actual contents of the Bible.

Now, I think you've got a couple of things to do:

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Instead of just ranting, would you care to show with scripture (KJV1611) that we are not obliged to discipline our wifes?...
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Now show us where the Bible condemns violence (this is gonna be fun). ...


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He's got that reputation because he's a filth piece of unbelieving pond scum.
Indeed. That filthy unbelieving pond scum is nothing but a homoerotic lunatic.

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Indeed. That filthy unbelieving pond scum is nothing but a homoerotic lunatic.

Ever wonder where his avatar comes from?

Thank you again for exposing a minor to sexual content.

Also the who gets to decide emergencies well if there is a situation where a gun is present I can tell you right now who decides if it was for an emergency or not. COURT OF LAW

Also the reference to child holding hot coal and hitting wife why can't you just talk to them first.

Eamples
tell the child not to touch it in the first place
Or not even let the child bear a place with coals

And the wife part
Why not just talk to her before hitting her right away?


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Now show us where the Bible condemns violence
ok and yea it was fun

Matthew 22:39

And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.


There you go


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ok and yea it was fun

Matthew 22:39

And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.


There you go
That says nothing about violence. Love and violence can go together perfectly,

Proverbs 13:24
He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.


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ok and yea it was fun

Matthew 22:39

And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.

There you go
FAIL.

1) That verse says nothing against violence. What if you're a masochist?

2) Please read this thread about "Who are our neighbors?"


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Default Re: I hit my wife for the first time - 09-04-2012, 07:41 AM

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Thank you again for exposing a minor to sexual content...
Oh, really? Didn't you read the Terms of Service when you registered here? Let's take a look:

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Default Re: I hit my wife for the first time - 09-04-2012, 06:48 PM

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You do realize those terms exclude "unsaved" like you and me as well now don't you?
You are right - get saved or get lost.

But in all fairness he/she/it was responding to an accusation that LBC expose minors for sexual content.


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Default Re: I hit my wife for the first time - 09-04-2012, 08:45 PM

So then it's still illegal for her to put that there since im excluded ok


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Default Re: I hit my wife for the first time - 09-04-2012, 09:27 PM

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So then it's still illegal for her to put that there since im excluded ok
Uh, NO. There's nothing "adult" about a picture of some men, two whom just happen to have their shirts off.

The point I was making is that you are now a self-confessed liar (and an idiot for clicking "I agree" to license terms that you do not read). Do not expect your treatment here to improve with that news.


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Default Re: I hit my wife for the first time - 09-05-2012, 01:28 AM

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Lets change who you are for a minute. Please
Lets say you were born a woman and your a Baptist and so on. Now one day you accidentally do something wrong or purposely or knowing you did or didn't know your doing the wrong thing and then your husband confronts you about it. Mmmk and you all now what's coming next he beats you for it I mean not just a slap a full on slapping and punching you in the face for a couple minutes would you just let him do that?
What makes you think a True Christian™ man would punch his wife in the face?

Domestic discipline isn't about a man venting his frustrations on his wife and children. It is about providing correction for errors or disobedience.

A man should never strike his wife or child in anger. He should first calm down, then explain to the wife or child what was done wrong. Example: "Even though we agreed that you would have dinner ready when I got home at 6 pm, you instead spent the afternoon shopping for clothes and hadn't even started food when I walked in the door. You broke your word."

Then he should explain the punishment; for example, "I'm going to spank your bare bottom 15 times with this flexible rod."

He must then carry out the entire punishment, without regard to the cries of the wife or child; if he gives in, then he will never have control of his household.

I suggest you learn more at christiandomesticdiscipline.com.


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Default Re: I hit my wife for the first time - 09-05-2012, 06:04 AM

What do you tell a women who's got 2 black eyes?
Nothing you haven't told her twice already.

America a peaceful country? hardly, as didymus said, 2nd amendment?
I don't think the situations that people use guns in the US can all be classed as emergencies, going to the theatre to see Batman????
Almost anyone can own a gun and go on a killing spree it seems.

Nice avatar by the way didymus, I read the article earlier on in the week on the painting, kinda amusing/sad.


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