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Re: The "make it worse" game -
12-10-2013, 04:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
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Next: The coons begin worshiping Mandela as their savior.
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Worse: Jap animatronics experts "reanimate" Mandela's corpse to give the appearance that he rose from the grave and install a jetpack to simulate an ascension.
Next: B. Hussein Obama orders U.S. Marines to begin wearing tights and tutus while on duty.
I Kings 7:23
And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
12-11-2013, 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD
Worse: Jap animatronics experts "reanimate" Mandela's corpse to give the appearance that he rose from the grave and install a jetpack to simulate an ascension.
Next: B. Hussein Obama orders U.S. Marines to begin wearing tights and tutus while on duty.
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Worse: Gay sex becomes mandatory once a week in all Armed Forces to get rid of any pent-up frustration
Next: Westboro Baptist Church claims allegiance with Landover Baptist Church.
Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
12-12-2013, 05:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Miss Tanith
Next: Westboro Baptist Church claims allegiance with Landover Baptist Church.
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Worse: Westboro claims allegiance with the Mary-worshiping Papists.
Next: Your favorite Pastor is arrested by the japs for preaching the Gospel in a Thai Ladyboy strip bar!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
12-12-2013, 05:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Worse: Westboro claims allegiance with the Mary-worshiping Papists.
Next: Your favorite Pastor is arrested by the japs for preaching the Gospel in a Thai Ladyboy strip bar!
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Worse: Pastor Zeke is put in asian prison overnight
Next: Scientology has been recognised as a real religion and can 'marry' people.
Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
12-12-2013, 05:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
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Next: Your favorite Pastor is arrested by the japs for preaching the Gospel in a Thai Ladyboy strip bar!
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Worse: Our favorite Pastor is reported to have achieved the greatest distance in the "ping pong ball" contest.
Next: Chinamen discover how to cheaply create antimatter weapons before we do.
I Kings 7:23
And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.
New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?
Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.
Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.
Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
12-12-2013, 05:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD
Worse: Our favorite Pastor is reported to have achieved the greatest distance in the "ping pong ball" contest.
Next: Chinamen discover how to cheaply create antimatter weapons before we do.
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Worse: someone sells it as made in the USA to a God-fearing Republican and it explodes, killing the innocent Republican.
Next: Homers find a way to infiltrate the One True Church undetected.
Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
12-13-2013, 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Miss Tanith
Homers find a way to infiltrate the One True Church undetected.
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..by wearing kilts and marketing unisex perfumes as aftershave..? ? ?
Next, everything goes downhill as Kim Jong Un migrates to England and learns clonic
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
12-17-2013, 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
..by wearing kilts and marketing unisex perfumes Attachment 22318 as aftershave..? ? ?
Next, everything goes downhill as Kim Jong Un migrates to England and learns clonic
Attachment 22319
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Worse: The clones come to America.
Next: Pies are made illegal by Barack Hussein Osama!!
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
12-17-2013, 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted by canyoukeepup
Worse: The clones come to America.
Next: Pies are made illegal by Barack Hussein Osama!!
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Praying is made illegal
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
12-18-2013, 02:56 AM
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Originally Posted by killaBloomingdale;
Praying is made illegal
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Worse: Christianity is made illegal.
Next: Ann Coulter dies.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
12-18-2013, 04:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Worse: Christianity is made illegal.
Next: Ann Coulter dies.
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Worse: Ann Coulter is "baptized" Mormon.
Next: Mormons take over America.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
12-19-2013, 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by canyoukeepup
Worse: Ann Coulter is "baptized" Mormon.
Next: Mormons take over America.
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Worse: Scientologists take over America
Next: Persecution against Christians wearing t-shirts with Godly messages like " Down Syndrome is a lifestyle choice" and " Stop being poor".
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
12-19-2013, 06:40 PM
I hope you get raped by a horde of rhinoceros
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
12-19-2013, 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted by 123ABCmatt
I hope you get raped by a horde of rhinoceros
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Maybe after you get done calling everyone here stupid and ignorant, you can figure out how to pluralize "rhinoceros".
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
12-19-2013, 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted by 123ABCmatt
I hope you get raped by a horde of rhinoceros
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Infinitely worse: You'll be raped forever by Satan.
Why are you trying to derail our thread? Do you know nothing of proper forum etiquette?
Skip on over to the Introductions subforum and post a proper introduction.
I Kings 7:23
And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.
New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?
Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.
Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.
Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
12-21-2013, 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD
Next: God-mocking scientists find a way to let men get pregnant.
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If men got pregnant, birth control would be a sacrement.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
12-23-2013, 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
Maybe after you get done calling everyone here stupid and ignorant, you can figure out how to pluralize "rhinoceros".
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yet I didn't call anyone "stupid or ignorant". I just said that I wished that your buttholes get sexually violated by many a rhinoceros.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
12-23-2013, 10:04 PM
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Originally Posted by 123ABCmatt
yet I didn't call anyone "stupid or ignorant". I just said that I wished that your buttholes get sexually violated by many a rhinoceros.
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That sounds different from what you really said:
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Originally Posted by 123ABCmatt
I hope you get raped by a horde of rhinoceros
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...and I'm guessing you still don't know how to make a plural out of "rhinoceros?"
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
12-24-2013, 01:57 AM
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Originally Posted by 123ABCmatt
I hope you get raped by a horde of rhinoceros
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Rhinos don't come in hordes, they come in herds. And they aren't coming in us.
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Re: The "make it worse" game -
12-30-2013, 08:29 AM
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Originally Posted by lukasekman
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Worse: Our wealth and our children are stolen from us and replaced with Down Syndrome babies.
Next: Obama bans the NRA
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