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Question God Creates Cure for The AIDS: Did faggots learn their lesson? - 03-06-2013, 06:16 AM

As it is written:

Job 1:20-22
Then Job arose, and rent his mantle, and shaved his head, and fell down upon the ground, and worshipped,
And said, Naked came I out of my mother's womb, and naked shall I return thither: the Lord gave, and the Lord hath taken away; blessed be the name of the Lord.
In all this Job sinned not, nor charged God foolishly.


After over 30 years of smiting practicing homosexurals right in the T-cells, our benevolent LORD has seen fit to rescind the fruits of His righteous judgment and send a cure to Gay-Related Immunodeficiency, more commonly known as The AIDS.

For many years, I have rejoiced in the wasting away of the unrepentant gaywise. Surely God's sending The AIDS to reinforce His Commandments is righteous, even as it is righteous. So what changed? The answer is simple. God's ways are a mystery to us, and when we can't fully comprehend where He is going with His Plan, we can surely still rejoice in His promises.

But I still can't help but wonder - did enough faggots learn their lesson after watching their butt-buddies wither away to 70-pound desiccated husks from a common cold to satiate the LORD's hunger for divine retribution? As uppity as the prancing nancies have been lately, it seems unlikely. But God decided the time is right to deliver a cure, and who are we to question His ways, no matter how much we enjoyed watching Him pour out His cup of wrath onto sinners?

Perhaps the LORD is preparing an even deadlier virus to inflict upon those who fail to meet the condition necessary to receive His unconditional love. Maybe this is the calm before the storm? Perhaps even a fulfillment of End Times prophecy?

One can only hope...


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Default Re: God Creates Cure for The AIDS: Did faggots learn their lesson? - 03-06-2013, 08:25 AM

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After over 30 years of smiting practicing homosexurals right in the T-cells, our benevolent LORD has seen fit to rescind the fruits of His righteous judgment and send a cure to Gay-Related Immunodeficiency, more commonly known as The AIDS....Perhaps the LORD is preparing an even deadlier virus to inflict upon those who fail to meet the condition necessary to receive His unconditional love.
Don't worry, Brother...the evil "mother" is still infected and wasting away. God™ just saw fit to pull the precious little babe back from the edge of the grave....FOR NOW.

What flushing multiple, industrial-strength drugs intended for ADULT USE will do to an INFANT, longterm, well...it's yet to be seen.

But you may well get your wish, that something very baaaad is on the way...perhaps major hydrosephalicy, or something similarly juicy

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But I still can't help but wonder - did enough faggots learn their lesson after watching their butt-buddies wither away to 70-pound desiccated husks from a common cold to satiate the LORD's hunger for divine retribution? As uppity as the prancing nancies have been lately, it seems unlikely. But God decided the time is right to deliver a cure, and who are we to question His ways, no matter how much we enjoyed watching Him pour out His cup of wrath onto sinners?
I was wondering the same. But maybe He is only answering the prayers of those who has repented. Maybe he only cures those former gaysexuals that have been lured by muscular college roommate to have secret and forbidden pleasures of two men and later in life found that only man they should ever love is Jesus?

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Default Re: God Creates Cure for The AIDS: Did faggots learn their lesson? - 03-06-2013, 08:55 AM

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For many years, I have rejoiced in the wasting away of the unrepentant gaywise. Surely God's sending The AIDS to reinforce His Commandments is righteous, even as it is righteous. So what changed? The answer is simple. God's ways are a mystery to us, and when we can't fully comprehend where He is going with His Plan, we can surely still rejoice in His promises.

No doubt, I was in awe that scientist cured a newborn baby from this terrible illness. In fighting abortion and arguing the innocence of the unborn, I'm grateful to the Lord for His mercy upon them.

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Default Re: God Creates Cure for The AIDS: Did faggots learn their lesson? - 03-06-2013, 02:38 PM

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I was wondering the same. But maybe He is only answering the prayers of those who has repented. Maybe he only cures those former gaysexuals that have been lured by muscular college roommate to have secret and forbidden pleasures of two men and later in life found that only man they should ever love is Jesus?

YiC, M
Yes, it makes sense that the LORD would show mercy to Ex-Gays who now live a Christ-centered life. I don't have a problem with babies being cured either. It just seems incredibly likely that this cure will ultimately fall into the clutches of the Radical Gay Agenda, who will in turn only use it as a recruiting tool to lure our children into sexural deviancy. It would be one thing if we could make receiving the treatment contingent on accepting Christ into their lives and renouncing their ways, but I doubt that's feasible, given how our nation drifts further and further away from its Christian heritage. I just find this all very confusing, and I'd like to know what the LORD has in mind here.


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Default Re: God Creates Cure for The AIDS: Did faggots learn their lesson? - 03-08-2013, 09:03 AM

The Good Lord is never short on creative ways to smite His enemies. They can cure AIDS, but that's okay. God will still send hurricanes, earthquakes, economic woe, drone strikes, spontaneous human combustion, random gay bashers to stab queers, etc. If anything, God has something new up His sleeve.

Personally, I'd like to see a disease where thousands of toothed worms start burrowing out of your body at once. It also has a nice, ironic, phallic imagery to accompany it. I think then, them queers might start paying attention that God's Law (Leviticus 20:13) shall NOT be mocked!!!



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Default Re: God Creates Cure for The AIDS: Did faggots learn their lesson? - 03-08-2013, 10:05 AM

It's like a father who takes a break from beating his disobedient son (Proverbs 13:24). He's saying: Now learn your lesson. Whatever it was you did, don't do it again.
The loving father will eat his roast beef sandwich, and then return to his son. The son has the chance either to repent and ask for forgiveness or to be stubborn and continue to resist God and his father. In the latter case, the son has to undergo punishment again. And the beating will have to be more severe, because the mild smacking obviously didn't work.

God is having His sandwich break now. The ball is in the gays court. They have their chance. Maybe it's the last one.


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Default Re: God Creates Cure for The AIDS: Did faggots learn their lesson? - 03-09-2013, 08:51 PM

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No doubt, I was in awe that scientist cured a newborn baby from this terrible illness. In fighting abortion and arguing the innocence of the unborn, I'm grateful to the Lord for His mercy upon them.

Praise Him!!!
Oh sweet Lord, you will burn for that foolishness. "Science" CREATED the Aids, in Democrat laboratories where fetuses forced into gaysexual acts with mandrills were liquidized and sprayed over Manhattan and San Francisco in the early 80's, without the knowledge of President Reagan of course.
It is CHRIST JESUS, not "science", who may - or may not - have decided to cure the AIDS. If so, it would no doubt be to call a halt to the massive queue of penissexuals waiting outside Paradise, breathing up all the air etc.

Exodus 15:26
And said, If thou wilt diligently hearken to the voice of the Lord thy God, and wilt do that which is right in his sight, and wilt give ear to his commandments, and keep all his statutes, I will put none of these diseases upon thee, which I have brought upon the Egyptians: for I am the Lord that healeth thee.

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Default Re: God Creates Cure for The AIDS: Did faggots learn their lesson? - 03-09-2013, 09:01 PM

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As it is written:

Job 1:20-22
Then Job arose, and rent his mantle, and shaved his head, and fell down upon the ground, and worshipped,
And said, Naked came I out of my mother's womb, and naked shall I return thither: the Lord gave, and the Lord hath taken away; blessed be the name of the Lord.
In all this Job sinned not, nor charged God foolishly.


After over 30 years of smiting practicing homosexurals right in the T-cells, our benevolent LORD has seen fit to rescind the fruits of His righteous judgment and send a cure to Gay-Related Immunodeficiency, more commonly known as The AIDS.

For many years, I have rejoiced in the wasting away of the unrepentant gaywise. Surely God's sending The AIDS to reinforce His Commandments is righteous, even as it is righteous. So what changed? The answer is simple. God's ways are a mystery to us, and when we can't fully comprehend where He is going with His Plan, we can surely still rejoice in His promises.

But I still can't help but wonder - did enough faggots learn their lesson after watching their butt-buddies wither away to 70-pound desiccated husks from a common cold to satiate the LORD's hunger for divine retribution? As uppity as the prancing nancies have been lately, it seems unlikely. But God decided the time is right to deliver a cure, and who are we to question His ways, no matter how much we enjoyed watching Him pour out His cup of wrath onto sinners?

Perhaps the LORD is preparing an even deadlier virus to inflict upon those who fail to meet the condition necessary to receive His unconditional love. Maybe this is the calm before the storm? Perhaps even a fulfillment of End Times prophecy?

One can only hope...
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God has cured AIDS. Soon he will cure the real disease, homosexuality.
There are already two methods of release from the stranglehold of sodomy, son. One is a loving, ecstatic union with The Lamb of God*, the other...an ice pick in the brainpan.

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Default Re: God Creates Cure for The AIDS: Did faggots learn their lesson? - 03-11-2013, 07:56 PM

I'm sorry, but I just feel this new AIDS treatment sends the wrong message. They're basically telling children it's OK to be little diaper-clad whores, because they'll suffer no consequences.


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Default Re: God Creates Cure for The AIDS: Did faggots learn their lesson? - 03-13-2013, 07:50 PM

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No doubt, I was in awe that scientist cured a newborn baby from this terrible illness. In fighting abortion and arguing the innocence of the unborn, I'm grateful to the Lord for His mercy upon them.

Praise Him!!!
Amen, I believe you were actually right on this subject.

How often was this woman encouraged to have an abortion because her baby would be born with AIDS? At least she stayed firm and didn't murder her baby, so perhaps God cured the baby as a blessing for not killing it.

The mother still has aids, and this is more of a miracle than "science" ("science" is repeatable, remember?). I think Shimei may be right that God cured the child as a blessing for the mother not murdering her baby.


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