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Dead Raising Team Forming in Freehold -
03-11-2014, 02:38 AM
Brothers in Christ, I am pleased to announce that a DRT is being formed in Freehold, based in God's favorite Church. With enough Prayer and practice, I'm certain that we can perform Miracles like Raising the Dead, just as God orders us to do.
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Acts 26:8-9 Why should it be thought a thing incredible with you, that God should raise the dead? I verily thought with myself, that I ought to do many things contrary to the name of Jesus of Nazareth.
Matthew 10:8 Heal the sick, cleanse the lepers, raise the dead, cast out devils: freely ye have received, freely give.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Dead Raising Team Forming in Freehold -
03-11-2014, 07:29 AM
I would be keen to do women's work related to it - maybe taking bookings, or even caring for the children of the deceased while the men do their work.
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Re: Dead Raising Team Forming in Freehold -
03-11-2014, 11:01 AM
I would be very interested in resurrecting my neighbor Mr. Johnson. Ever since he died his wife, Mrs. Johnson, has been a total disaster. As I am certain Mr. Johnson went to Heaven, if only because he had to live with his horrible wife for all these years, he can no doubt tell us some interesting stories about living in Heaven. He will be disappointed that his wife still isn't in Hell though.
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Re: Dead Raising Team Forming in Freehold -
03-11-2014, 01:54 PM
I would love to learn to raise the dead.
I could raise dead, fully my dead father in law so I could tell him what a wicked whore is daughter is.
I'm sure he would want to have words with her
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Dead Raising Team Forming in Freehold -
03-11-2014, 04:05 PM
This would undoubtedly raise the hackles of the Obama administration. If people knew they could raise the dead, then his "obamacare" would be meaningless, and there would be no excuse to steal from tax the American People. No huge taxes means no impoverished former middle-class. No poverty means no excuse to welcome in the New World Order.
All I'm saying is, Satan will be watching us and deploying his greatest minions to try and stop us. The Landover Lady Prayer Warriors will be standing (kneeling) guard throughout. We'll do what we can on the spiritual front.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Dead Raising Team Forming in Freehold -
03-11-2014, 04:06 PM
I think it might be something that you, Pastor Zeke, might want to keep under review. There have been a regrettably large number of deaths on, by, near, from or beneath the Old Bridge. These mainly have been deluded people who spoken against God or actively disobeyed His Teachings. I am not at all sure that any of these should come back.
I cite the case of Rodimer v. Landover Baptist Church: Rodimer did not die at the Old Bridge but by the Grace of God survived a nasty accident involving a rope and a block of concrete. Bobby-Joe and the Boys witnessed the accident from a distance with binoculars, which was fortunate as Rodimer tried unsuccessfully to claim that he had been attacked by the said Bobby-Joe and the Boys.
Goodness knows what he might have said in court if he had died and come back. Fortunately, your generous 'resettlement gift' of a house seized from some drug-lord in Mexico seems to have satisfied him as I have not heard anything from him since.
The other point is that a dead person will be either heaven or hell. If he’s in Hell, I for one don’t want him back and if he’s in Heaven why should he want to leave? Would you leave Freehold to go to Detroit on a cold night?
Next I’m not sure how much use it is bringing back the dead.
Ecclesiastes 9:5-6 For the living know that they shall die: but the dead know not any thing, neither have they any more a reward; for the memory of them is forgotten. Also their love, and their hatred, and their envy, is now perished; neither have they any more a portion for ever in any [thing] that is done under the sun.
So they aren’t going to be a bundle of entertainment are they? More like watching endless runs of “Little House on the Prairie.” than something informative and life affirming like Fox News.
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Lu:16:30: And he said, Nay, father Abraham: but if one went unto them from the dead, they will repent.
Lu:16:31: And he said unto him, If they hear not Moses and the prophets, neither will they be persuaded, though one rose from the dead.
So they aren’t going to be much help saving souls. The usual reaction to seeing the dead walking, is to run a mile.
I suggest we get a volunteer to be temporarily killed (Mayor Hold can pass an ordinance or whatever he does) and then we could get down to some real Biblical Science.
One of those who have volunteered for the training will do.
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Re: Dead Raising Team Forming in Freehold -
03-11-2014, 08:19 PM
Count me in!
I volunteer the services of my wife, she can help massage the rigor mortis out of the aching members of the newly revived...she's great at keeping certain body parts from stiffnes, and at inducing and maintaining flacidity...she's a shoe-in.
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Re: Dead Raising Team Forming in Freehold -
03-11-2014, 09:01 PM
Hello Pastor Ezekiel.
I am happy that you will start raising the dead that would have been nice to have around right after my accident. I have a question if someone is brought back from the dead do they go straight to Heaven at some point without dying again or do they turn in to a vampire I was looking at Hebrews 9:27 it says:
And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment.
I put the part about dying once in bold it is not that way in the Bible I am not changing anything I just want people to see it. I do not think vampires can go to Heaven but they might be useful where there are a lot of panhandlers look at Proverbs 30:14 it says:
There is a generation, whose teeth are as swords, and their jaw teeth as knives, to devour the poor from off the earth, and the needy from among men.
I do not want vampires I am just trying to make the best of the situation. After the panhandler problem is over you can put a stake in their heart or shoot them with a silver bullet or put them in a fire.
Thank you.
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Re: Dead Raising Team Forming in Freehold -
03-11-2014, 10:52 PM
Since I am not in Freehold nor a church member, I would like to offer my experience in Project Management and Risk Assessment. I think it goes without saying raising the dead is not without risks and a screening process may be in order.
The last thing anyone wants to revive are people that God smote on purpose-specifically but not limited to communists or libtards, most foreigners or people of color, homers, and fat goths.
"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)
"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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Re: Dead Raising Team Forming in Freehold -
03-12-2014, 04:20 AM
My last attempt at raising the dead lead to little more than disappointment, although it did lead to a deepening of faith for me and my boys. However, I am confident that we will be able to pull this off if we work together as Brothers in Christ.
Matthew 18:20
For where two or three are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst of them.
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Re: Dead Raising Team Forming in Freehold -
03-12-2014, 12:45 PM
I would be delighted to help bring this project to fruition.
If we are forming a choir then I want to be at the front.
Pastor always said that I have a voice that could raise the dead, I would love to prove him right.
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Re: Dead Raising Team Forming in Freehold -
03-12-2014, 06:53 PM
Where do I apply?
Leviticus 18:22 Romans 1:24-27 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 Jude 1:7
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Re: Dead Raising Team Forming in Freehold -
04-12-2014, 08:15 AM
There are many complications that take part of this idea. Firstly and most obviously, we should be aware of when it is not our place to resurrect a man, GOD is the ultimate decider of fate and has complete control over everything, even death. GOD on the website that you sent a link to apparently will not control disease and hates it when it takes life away prematurely, when very obviously he has control over everything, including disease. GOD as far as I know does not let things that he hates with a quote: "firey passion" go. Disease is a tool, along with age, natural disasters, and other things, that GOD can use to end a persons life. GOD has the final say, and while I am interested in your implications, I do not think it is our place to resurrect. This can also be a segway for the unholy to leech onto you. I do not say this to insult you. Please look into the actual words of your quote:
"I verily thought with myself, that I ought to do many things contrary to the name of Jesus of Nazareth."
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Re: Dead Raising Team Forming in Freehold -
04-14-2014, 03:25 AM
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There are many complications that take part of this idea. Firstly and most obviously, we should be aware of when it is not our place to resurrect a man, GOD is the ultimate decider of fate and has complete control over everything, even death. GOD on the website that you sent a link to apparently will not control disease and hates it when it takes life away prematurely, when very obviously he has control over everything, including disease. GOD as far as I know does not let things that he hates with a quote: "firey passion" go. Disease is a tool, along with age, natural disasters, and other things, that GOD can use to end a persons life. GOD has the final say, and while I am interested in your implications, I do not think it is our place to resurrect. This can also be a segway for the unholy to leech onto you. I do not say this to insult you. Please look into the actual words of your quote:
"I verily thought with myself, that I ought to do many things contrary to the name of Jesus of Nazareth."
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Please provide Holy Scripture in support of your assertions if you expect anyone to take what you have to say seriously. You clearly do not understand what it is to have the Holy Spirit dwelling within you, guiding your discernment, giving you the tools you need to rightly divide the word of Truth.
You are treading dangerously close to saying the working of miracles and bearing the fruits of the Holy Spirit is akin to the unfruitful works of darkness, with which Christians are to have no fellowship. To do so is blasphemy against the Holy Ghost and is the one unforgivable sin. I will leave you with the following verses of Scripture to reflect upon, along with a rebuke to choose your next words carefully if avoiding eternal damnation is important to you.
Matthew 12:22-32
22 Then was brought unto him one possessed with a devil, blind, and dumb: and he healed him, insomuch that the blind and dumb both spake and saw.
23 And all the people were amazed, and said, Is not this the son of David?
24 But when the Pharisees heard it, they said, This fellow doth not cast out devils, but by Beelzebub the prince of the devils.
25 And Jesus knew their thoughts, and said unto them, Every kingdom divided against itself is brought to desolation; and every city or house divided against itself shall not stand:
26 and if Satan cast out Satan, he is divided against himself; how shall then his kingdom stand?
27 And if I by Beelzebub cast out devils, by whom do your children cast them out? therefore they shall be your judges.
28 But if I cast out devils by the Spirit of God, then the kingdom of God is come unto you.
29 Or else how can one enter into a strong man’s house, and spoil his goods, except he first bind the strong man? and then he will spoil his house.
30 He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.
31 Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men.
32 And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come.
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
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Re: Dead Raising Team Forming in Freehold -
04-16-2014, 01:17 AM
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Please provide Holy Scripture in support of your assertions if you expect anyone to take what you have to say seriously. You clearly do not understand what it is to have the Holy Spirit dwelling within you, guiding your discernment, giving you the tools you need to rightly divide the word of Truth.
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[Sir, I find it very insulting that you said that. There is no need for 1st grade behavior, we are all professionals here, I am simply contributing my opinion and concern for this project.]
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You are treading dangerously close to saying the working of miracles and bearing the fruits of the Holy Spirit is akin to the unfruitful works of darkness,
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[not at all sir, I am saying that you, by raising the dead, are coming dangerously close to necromancy. Furthermore, I would never, ever say that miracles of GOD are the work of Satan or of evil in any way, shape or form.]
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with which Christians are to have no fellowship. To do so is blasphemy against the Holy Ghost and is the one unforgivable sin. I will leave you with the following verses of Scripture to reflect upon, along with a rebuke to choose your next words carefully if avoiding eternal damnation is important to you.
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Matthew 12:22-32
22 Then was brought unto him one possessed with a devil, blind, and dumb: and he healed him, insomuch that the blind and dumb both spake and saw.-
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This passage tells us to heal the possessed, not raise the dead, furthermore, it was Jesus that healed him.
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23 And all the people were amazed, and said, Is not this the son of David?
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This speaks of Jesus' miracles, not the miracles of man.
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24 But when the Pharisees heard it, they said, This fellow doth not cast out devils, but by Beelzebub the prince of the devils.
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Not Relevant. Also, please stop being lazy and quote the entire passage. It is annoying when I have to go back and fill in what you don't
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25 And Jesus knew their thoughts, and said unto them, Every kingdom divided against itself is brought to desolation; and every city or house divided against itself shall not stand:
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This passage is irrelevant to the case you are trying to make, this passage is about being together and working together, and that people divided in a community will not last long.
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26 and if Satan cast out Satan, he is divided against himself; how shall then his kingdom stand?
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This passage says that satan will not destroy his own kingdom, not that man cannot fall to his trickery.
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27 And if I by Beelzebub cast out devils, by whom do your children cast them out? therefore they shall be your judges.
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You are strengthening my case, we must be careful what we do, or we may be tricked into doing such things as this.
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28 But if I cast out devils by the Spirit of God, then the kingdom of God is come unto you.
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This passage is in reference to exorcism, not reanimated the dead.
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29 Or else how can one enter into a strong man’s house, and spoil his goods, except he first bind the strong man? and then he will spoil his house.
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Not Relevant.
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30 He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.
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Not Relevant.
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31 Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men.
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Not Relevant. There is no blasphemy in what I say.
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32 And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come.
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How is this relevant in any way? My point is that resurrection is not of man and should not be of man, GOD should be the only one to wield that power.
Here are your quotes that you asked for that support my argument:
-Leviticus 19:31 - Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I [am] the LORD your God.
-10 There shall not be found among you [any one] that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, [or] that useth divination, [or] an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch,
11 Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.
12 For all that do these things [are] an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee.
-1 Chronicles 10:13 - So Saul died for his transgression which he committed against the LORD, [even] against the word of the LORD, which he kept not, and also for asking [counsel] of [one that had] a familiar spirit, to enquire [of it];
-Ephesians 5:11 - And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove [them].
While you are not dabbling with the devil directly, you can be tricked by him in thinking that he warps the words of GOD.:
Genesis 3:1 - Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?
Furthermore, why would we confine a spirit that has reached heaven back to earth?:
-Romans 12:2 - And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what [is] that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God.
Reanimating the dead, in a logical form is the following:
The revival of a dead creature/man/woman back to life by the use of spiritual means.
Dying on Earth in a logical form is the following:
The ending of life when the body loses the soul and spirit, which in rises to heaven.
Therefor, logically and spiritually, you are taking a soul and spirit away from GOD and putting it back into a body on earth.
Logically the following questions prove my case:
1.) Does man have the ability to manipulate souls and spirits of other men?
2.)Does GOD not have complete control over everything, which includes illness and other forms of death?
3.) Can GOD's master plan be interrupted or compromised in any way?
4.) If GOD could not keep someone alive who was a part of that plan, then would that not be an interruption or compromise?
5.) If something like death interrupts GOD's plan so badly that GOD cannot change it (which it wouldn't) , than what could a pathetic being like man do about it?
Finally, please find relevant scripture to support your case, otherwise you only make yourself look like you have never read the bible, or even seen the bible. This, in turn, makes me question your legitimacy as a pastor of this church.
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Re: Dead Raising Team Forming in Freehold -
04-16-2014, 04:09 AM
God has a plan for each and every one of us. Jesus tells us if we pray hard enough in His name, we can change that plan.
Amen, in Christ's name.
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Re: Dead Raising Team Forming in Freehold -
04-17-2014, 03:12 AM
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[Sir, I find it very insulting that you said that. There is no need for 1st grade behavior, we are all professionals here, I am simply contributing my opinion and concern for this project.]
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This is a place for praise and fellowship among True Christians™, not giving a soapbox to unsaved trash to spew ignorance and cloud the air with your spiritually bankrupt opinions.
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It's not necromancy if we manifest the fruits of the Holy Ghost, and your equating the two is why I issued my previous rebuke against you about blaspheming against the Holy Ghost. The fact that you persist in your error indicates that you have already rendered yourself ineligible to receive Salvation due to committing the one unforgivable sin.
Not that I would expect you to understand what it is to truly be Saved and filled with the Spirit, but once you have been rendered pure and free of sin, indeed incapable of sin, we receive certain gifts.
Hebrews 2:4
God also bearing them witness, both with signs and wonders, and with divers miracles, and gifts of the Holy Ghost, according to his own will?
When we manifest these gifts of the Holy Ghost, we are acting in accordance with God's will. This includes His directive to raise the dead.
Matthew 10:8
Heal the sick, cleanse the lepers, raise the dead, cast out devils: freely ye have received, freely give.
It is only necromancy if we raise the dead under our own power or draw power from dark arts. However, when True Christians™ raise the dead, we do so by power granted by the LORD, with His explicit instruction to do so. This is not without precedent. As Blood-bought children of the Lamb, our minds are in tune with that of our Savior and our Spirit-led actions are above reproach in all matters, especially when such criticism is coming from unsaved trash such as yourself.
I Corinthians 2:14-16
But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.
For who hath known the mind of the Lord, that he may instruct him? But we have the mind of Christ.
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This passage tells us to heal the possessed, not raise the dead, furthermore, it was Jesus that healed him.
This speaks of Jesus' miracles, not the miracles of man.
Not Relevant. Also, please stop being lazy and quote the entire passage.
It is annoying when I have to go back and fill in what you don't
This passage is irrelevant to the case you are trying to make, this passage is about being together and working together, and that people divided in a community will not last long.
This passage says that satan will not destroy his own kingdom, not that man cannot fall to his trickery.
You are strengthening my case, we must be careful what we do, or we may be tricked into doing such things as this.
This passage is in reference to exorcism, not reanimated the dead.
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Not Relevant. There is no blasphemy in what I say.
How is this relevant in any way? My point is that resurrection is not of man and should not be of man, GOD should be the only one to wield that power.
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I see the concept of a paragraph (or series of related sentences) eludes you. Mealy-mouthed unsaved trash like yourself often exhibit a tendency to cherry-pick Scriptures, twist their meaning, and take them out of context. This is why I took the opportunity to provide Jesus' warning against blaspheming the Holy Ghost to you in its Scriptural context. But apparently even that was not enough. I'm not sure how often you dined on paint chips as a child, but reading comprehension is clearly not your strong suit.
Let me spell it out in bullet points for you, since one sentence at a time seems to be about all you can handle:
- True Christians™ receive gifts of the Holy Ghost (Hebrews 2:4), enabling us to act as His instruments on earth (I Corinthians 2:14-16), working signs and wonders and miracles in His name.
- Jesus commands us to go out and conduct miracles is His name, including healing the sick, casting out demons, and raising the dead (Matthew 10:8).
- When we work miracles, the power comes from God, not from us, and not from witchcraft.
- To call the workings of the Holy Ghost the work of dark forces is to blaspheme against the Holy Ghost (Matthew 12:24-31; brace yourself, idiot; this requires reading multiple sentences in context).
- Blasphemy against the Holy Ghost is the one unforgivable sin (Matthew 12:32).
- You have come to our Christian forum and blasphemed against the Holy Ghost by calling our miracles necromancy.
- Your sin will not be forgiven.
- You will go to hell when you die, and you will be tortured for all eternity because you just had to come to this Holy Place and get sassy with your spiritual betters.
- Enjoy hell, idiot.
The rest of your pathetic attempt at hermeneutics and exegesis does not dignify a response, as you have clearly shown yourself to be an irredeemable unsaved fool, richly deserving of the eternal torments that await you beyond the grave. And besides, Jesus tells us to have nothing to do with unsaved trash like you.
Matthew 10:14-15
And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.
Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city.
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Re: Dead Raising Team Forming in Freehold -
04-20-2014, 01:45 PM
Pastor Zeke--This is a wonderful plan. You have the backing, including the full faith and credit, of the City Government of Freehold.
Your City Government is always on the look out for projects that are in the public's interest. I can't think of one that fits that requirement more than raising the dead.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
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Re: Dead Raising Team Forming in Freehold -
04-20-2014, 02:31 PM
Have we had any reply yet from the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library about acquing President Reagan's body?
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Re: Dead Raising Team Forming in Freehold -
04-23-2014, 11:09 PM
Where is Darwin buried??
Wouldn't it be a sight to have the resurrected Darwin in stocks being flogged with a scourge by the resurrected Regan? We could even sell tickets! Jesus would be offered skybox seating, free of charge, of course.
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