[Virginia Day Templeton]

Surprise, surprise! Race-traitor and pervert David Carradine died while raping himself, a grisly testament to the dangers of masturbation. Let it never again be said that this sin is natural and harmless.

Carradine Death Was Accidental

David Carradine died during a sex game that went wrong, according to sources in Bangkok, Thailand, where he was found dead on Thursday.

Carradine's body was discovered in a hotel suite and local reports suggested he committed suicide.

He was discovered by a maid, naked and hanged, but the suggestions his death had a sexual twist were strongly disputed by the star's close friend, attorney Vicki Roberts, and his manager Chuck Binder, who insisted he died of natural causes.

But a statement from Carradine's representative now indicates the actor died during a sex act.

The spokesperson tells TMZ.com, "We can confirm 100 per cent that he never would have committed suicide. It was an accidental death. Everybody is in shock."

Rumours Carradine died attempting auto-erotic asphyxiation - where victims achieve heightened sexual pleasure by restricting their air supply - are backed up by a quote a Bangkok police officer gave to British newspaper The Sun.

The cop tells reporters, "A rope was attached to his neck and also to his penis".

Rocker Michael Hutchence was rumoured to have died attempting the same sex act in a Sydney, Australia hotel room back in 1997 - although his death was officially declared a suicide.

Carradine was in Thailand to shoot new movie Stretch. He was 72.

MASTURBATION KILLS! Anyone who says otherwise will answer to God Almighty!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

I've never heard of such a perverted, disgusting sexural practice I have ever heard of. That degenerate jap-wannabe is no doubt burning in hell even now.

Now, how does this work exactly?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Originally Posted by Virginia D. Templeton

Surprise, surprise! Race-traitor and pervert David Carradine died while raping himself, a grisly testament to the dangers of masturbation. Let it never again be said that this sin is natural and harmless.

MASTURBATION KILLS! Anyone who says otherwise will answer to God Almighty!

SHOUT AMEN Sister VD!!!!

Remember when this disgusting Pastor did it a few summers ago? Ha ha ha he had something shoved in his fanny and was wearing TWO rubbe suits.

Falwell colleague dies getting his autoerotic rubber kink on


Posted by Pam Spaulding October 9, 2007 in Uncategorized, Conservatives Sure Are Funny, Sex, Boggles the Mind Throw another religious conservative sexual hypocrite log onto the fire. This one comes to us from Montgomery, Alabama. Let’s start out with the straight take on matters.

Reverend Gary Aldridge was found dead in his home in east Montgomery. He was the senior pastor at Thorington Road Baptist Church for the last 15 years. Gary Aldridge graduated from Liberty University and later worked for the late Jerry Falwell. A former colleague at the school remembered him as well.
“He went on to become one of the deans and the students loved him. He had a tremendous impact on them,” said Dr. Bob Miller of Liberty University.

I guess his friends are going to have a hard time explaining what was going on in Aldridge’s mind at the time he went to meet his maker. The Smoking Gun:

An Alabama minister who died in June of “accidental mechanical asphyxia” was found hogtied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask, according to an autopsy report. Investigators determined that Rev. Gary Aldridge’s death was not caused by foul play and that the 51-year-old pastor of Montgomery’s Thorington Road Baptist Church was alone in his home at the time he died (while apparently in the midst of some autoerotic undertaking). While the Montgomery Advertiser, which first obtained the autopsy records, reported on Aldridge’s two wet suits, the family newspaper chose not to mention what police discovered inside the minister’s rubber briefs.

Also visit the Smoking Guns site http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...072scuba1.html it has his autopsy report. Can you imagine how his poor wife felt as they handed his personal belongings over to her and it was his wedding ring and a dildo!!!!!!!!!

You are right Sister VD! MASTURBATION KILLS!!!!! (but sometimes for the best)

[James Hutchins]

Regarding Carradine, did they find that pesky grasshopper?

[James Hutchins]

At least he had the good sense to have a condom, BTB!

Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde

.................. Can you imagine how his poor wife felt as they handed his personal belongings over to her and it was his wedding ring and a dildo!!!!!!!!!
...............

At least now his wife knows her 'personal massager' went to....

[SUV]

...and I just learned via CNN that Carrot Dean was Married (for the 5th time) at the time he Died with a rope around his pee-pee!

Can this one be possibly even more unGodly than.....the perennially Alive, possibly even Crepuscular.....Patrick Swayze?!!!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Originally Posted by SUV

...and I just learned via CNN that Carrot Dean was Married (for the 5th time) at the time he Died with a rope around his pee-pee!

That just proves that the divorced-and-remarried lifestyle choice is a gateway sin to even worse things.

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by SUV

...and I just learned via CNN that Carrot Dean was Married (for the 5th time) at the time he Died with a rope around his pee-pee!

Can this one be possibly even more unGodly than.....the perennially Alive, possibly even Crepuscular.....Patrick Swayze?!!!

That is because he was a too cheap a wanna be chink to simply pay his whore for each service.

SUV - I heard the Swayze (Swooshy?) and Richard Geer are on the 'down low'......

[SUV]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

SUV - I heard the Swayze (Swooshy?) and Richard Geer are on the 'down low'......

Oh.my.JESUS, that is one of the most disgusting, sickeningly vile things I have ever heard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS What does the "down low" mean?

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by SUV

Oh.my.JESUS, that is one of the most disgusting, sickeningly vile things I have ever heard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS What does the "down low" mean?

Sister, I do not want to pollute your angelic ears with the meaning of the phrase. Let it suffice to say, a male True Christian™ would never go there unless he were in prison, lonely or the missus was cursing.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

Sister, I do not want to pollute your angelic ears with the meaning of the phrase.

Indeed. It is such a revolting, horrifying sin that we discuss it often and in detail at the men's prayer circles so that we can say imprecatory prayers against it and rebuke those who commit that sin. Of course, True Christian™ ladies need not know the lurid details, since we men have the matter well in hand, praise Jesus.

[angels]

Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde

Woooot wooooooooot

Choo-Chug-chug-a-lugga!

Add your Passengers Here!

These folks are going to HELL for being retarded.

"Look Ma! I can Drive!"



"Look Ma! No Hands!"



"Look Ma! I'm an Angel!"


ALL ABOARD!

that is completely out of order....who gives you the right to be so cruel...for goodness sake they are children,just innocent babies.what you gonna do if you give birth to a downs baby..?....you are one hard woman....no need for it is there?...

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Heeeeeeeeeeeere's Satan!

[Nobar King]

I don't suspect that my Publishers Clearinghouse sweepstakes check is going to be arriving anytime soon.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Originally Posted by Pastor Isaac Peters

Attachment 9041

Heeeeeeeeeeeere's Satan!

When I awoke this morning to the news that Ed McMahon had passed away, I was elated. Finally, this America-hating, useful idiot of Satan is going to get the other end of the bargain he made. I can't believe that this man was allowed to roam the streets of America freely, let alone live into his 80s.

Disgusting.

I'll be able to sleep very well tonight knowing that this scourge to humanity is dead and gone. Good riddence!!! *spit* Now I can devote more prayers to the metastasization of Patrick Swayze and Farrah Fawcett's cancer.

[SUV]

Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington

the metastasization of Patrick Swayze and Farrah Fawcett's cancer.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Another "angel" in hell...

I'm sure Satan is showing her what being a fallen angel is all about.

HOOOOT HOOOOOOT

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Originally Posted by SayvedByTheLord

Another "angel" in hell...

I'm sure Satan is showing her what being a fallen angel is all about.

HOOOOT HOOOOOOT

Good Riddance WHORE! She caused million of men to defile themselves in the 1970's. Billions of unborn souls are now roasting in HELL because of her.

I must admit I was surprised she beat Patrick Swayze, but I'm sure he'll be along in a day or two to take his place on HELL TRAIN.

[SUV]

Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde

I must admit I was surprised she beat Patrick Swayze

I too was shocked and disappointed, Sister. What IS it about Swayze?

"The Fiend Who Will Not Die"

[Brother Lazarus]

Originally Posted by SUV

I too was shocked and disappointed, Sister. What IS it about Swayze?

"The Fiend Who Will Not Die"

Patrick Swayze is being polite. You know, ladies first!

His ticket is already paid for. I'm sure he'll be on the next train.

Imagine, McMahon, Fawcett, and Swayze all in one week! Jesus sure has been busy!

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus