[Cobalt]

Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist

Can somebody please explain to me what a brony is and whether God hates them?

The word brony is a combination of the words Bro and Pony. A brony is a (male) fan of the show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

And no, I don't see any reason god would hate them.

[Thomas Dalton]

My my! You mean it? They're so open about their intentions of combining man and pony?

I knew all fans secretly wanted to rape those ponies, but for them to be so open about it...

It's even worse than my Brownie explanation!

[grassyfag]

Hello.

Oh look, an "unsaved trash" with zero posts. We all know what that means.

So let's begin, shall we?

Rainbow Dash's tail representing homosexuality:

As you can see, this little pony's tail is in the exact same colors as the homosexual flag. A coincidence? Not very likely.

Not exactly a coincidence, but if you look at it logically, it actually does make sense. You must consider what the homosexual flag comes from. Among other symbolism with having the colors of the rainbow, part of the reason is because of its association with flamboyant gay men. The kind of gay men that act like little girls. And rainbows and sparkles have always been associated with little girls.
Little girls.
It just so happens that little girls is the target audience of My Little Pony. Rainbows in a show targeted for little girls does not mean gay.


The inclusion of magic promoting the occult:
The kind of "magic" that Twilight Sparkle practices is not the same kind of magic that the occult practices. It's pure fiction. In fact, here's a direct quote from the show that talks about the difference between occult magic and the show's real magic. "My magic, real magic, comes from within. It's a skill you're born with. Curses are artificial; fake magic. It's conjured with potions and incantations."


Furries doing what furries do:
This is like judging the United States from their rapists and serial killers. You're taking a very small percentage of the population and attributing them to the rest of the population. It far more likely that these people already did things like this with fursuits, then made these new pony fursuits to do their weird furry stuff with when they saw the show. Furries make porn and fursuits from all kinds of different cartoons that involve animals, but it's not the cartoons themselves that cause them to do it.



Another thing I thought I might mention. Each episode has a lesson that the characters learn from their experiences, and they debrief each lesson with a letter at the end of each episode. Here's a quote of one of the lessons learned from one of the episodes.
"I'm happy to report that I now realize that there are wonderful things in this world you just can't explain, but that doesn't necessarily make them any less true. It just means you have to choose to believe in them, and sometimes, it takes a friend to show you the way."
Faith. Seems like a good Christian value, doesn't it?

That's all I have to say for now. I have tried to be as respectful as possible in my arguments.

[Redeemed Papist]

It's no coincidence that these brony attention whores with their sissy obsession with girls' toys never mention God.

[SpiritDoctor]

People who watch this are one step closer to hell, correct?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by grassyfag

Another thing I thought I might mention. Each episode has a lesson that the characters learn from their experiences, and they debrief each lesson with a letter at the end of each episode. Here's a quote of one of the lessons learned from one of the episodes.
"I'm happy to report that I now realize that there are wonderful things in this world you just can't explain, but that doesn't necessarily make them any less true. It just means you have to choose to believe in them, and sometimes, it takes a friend to show you the way."
Faith. Seems like a good Christian value, doesn't it?

Not even a little. There is nothing a True Christian™ believes that can't be explained. Why do you think we take the KJV Bible so seriously? So we don't have to choose one possible idea or another, so we can know from God's Holy Lips, so to speak, what to believe.

Choosing to believe things without explanation is what liberal Christian-wanna-be churches encourage.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by grassyfag

Hello.

, but it's not the cartoons themselves that cause them to do it.

Grassy--It's nice you try to be a logical thinker, but, unfortunately you are in over your head.

Let's look at the issues logically here. Homer cartoons, like My Little Pony, appear, there are more homers. It cannot be more clear than this.

If you would just study the facts a little more carefully, the truth might be revealed to you.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by grassyfag

Hello.

Oh look, an "unsaved trash" with zero posts. We all know what that means.

Yes, it means we have yet another dimwitted troll who can't figure out the Introduction Forum, but feels a desperate need to berate us for praising Jesus and sharing parenting tips on our private Christian church's discussion forum. In your case, one who doesn't even understand that all magic is "occult", by definition.

On an unrelated subject, did you know that certain vulgar gestures date back all the way to before Jesus' time? Like this one:

[The voice of Reason]

Anyone here who has eaten shellfish or pork,shaved,done anything on a Sunday, or done any of the million other things the bible forbids, is a non-Christian sack of scum,and God looks at you with disgust.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by The voice of Reason

Anyone here who has eaten shellfish or pork,shaved,done anything on a Sunday, or done any of the million other things the bible forbids...

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_many_w...ng_James_Bible

And the bit in question: "...790,930 All Totals of All Bible Words"

How do you "Reason" that the Bible manages to forbid a million things, when there are less than 800,000 words in the Bible?

It couldn't be that you've never bothered to read the thing? If so, any condemnation stems from your own ignorance, which is the very definition of hypocritical.

[The voice of Reason]

Originally Posted by Didymus Much

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_many_w...ng_James_Bible

And the bit in question: "...790,930 All Totals of All Bible Words"

How do you "Reason" that the Bible manages to forbid a million things, when there are less than 800,000 words in the Bible?

It couldn't be that you've never bothered to read the thing? If so, any condemnation stems from your own ignorance, which is the very definition of hypocritical.

I apologize if hyperbole confuses you.

[grassyfag]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

Grassy--It's nice you try to be a logical thinker, but, unfortunately you are in over your head.

Let's look at the issues logically here. Homer cartoons, like My Little Pony, appear, there are more homers. It cannot be more clear than this.

If you would just study the facts a little more carefully, the truth might be revealed to you.

The problem with that logic is that you base it on a false presumption.
"Homer cartoons, like My Little Pony"
The whole point of my previous post is that My Little Pony is not a homer cartoon.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by The voice of Reason

I apologize if hyperbole confuses you.

Not at all. I was kind of hoping that you'd actually go and read the KJV, to see your other errors, as well.

Let's start with shellfish and the dietary Laws. Yes, it's mentioned in the Old Testament; but it's also covered in the New: Matthew 15:11 "Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man".

If by shaving you are referring to Leviticus 19:27, "Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard.", Barnes' Notes on the Bible says:

"Round the corners of your heads - This may allude to such a custom as that of the Arabs described by Herodotus. They used to show honor to their deity Orotal by cutting the hair away from the temples in a circular form. Compare the margin reference.Mar the corners of thy beard - It has been conjectured that this also relates to a custom which existed among the Arabs, but we are not informed that it had any idolatrous or magical association. As the same, or very similar customs, are mentioned in Leviticus 21:5, and in Deuteronomy 14:1, as well as here, it would appear that they may have been signs of mourning." - http://bible.cc/leviticus/19-27.htm


This would have been a proscription on following Arab (ie. idolatrous) fashions, not against shaving in general.


And the Commandment is against working on the Sabbath, not doing "anything". Do you think God would want people to stop breathing on Sunday?


There's plenty enough that's horrific about the Bible without resorting to exaggeration. Read it and find out. Or keep attacking things that you clearly have no knowledge of, that'll really help your credibility.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by The voice of Reason

Anyone here who has eaten shellfish or pork,shaved,done anything on a Sunday, or done any of the million other things the bible forbids, is a non-Christian sack of scum,and God looks at you with disgust.

Unless and until you have spent several years studying, praying over, and preaching the Holy Word of God, you are in no position to lecture anyone here. You don't know what you're talking about.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[markus the russian queer]

Originally Posted by Thomas Dalton

My my! You mean it? They're so open about their intentions of combining man and pony?

I knew all fans secretly wanted to rape those ponies, but for them to be so open about it...

It's even worse than my Brownie explanation!

We're called Bronies, not brownies, hayseed. Brownies are some kind of chocolate cake, if i am correct. Anyway... *ahem* I am Miss Pinkamena Diane Pie, your favourite brony. Here to brighten all your days up! To start, i approve this thread!
And remember, no matter what happens, stay positive, and SMILE!

[Alphonse Alban]

Originally Posted by Miss Pinkie

To start, i approve this thread!
And remember, no matter what happens, stay positive, and SMILE!

So you agree with us that My little pony is Satan's newest recruitment vehicle. Nice to see that there are some brownies with at least some sense in their heads.

[markus the russian queer]

Originally Posted by Alphonse Alban

So you agree with us that My little pony is Satan's newest recruitment vehicle. Nice to see that there are some brownies with at least some sense in their heads.

No, silly. It has nothing to do with your satan or hell mumbo-jumbo. I approve the fact you dared to make this thread, it has a HUGE chance of getting under a flamewar, you know. Courageous, just wait until the dumb, troll-bronies show up. They'll try to flame you. Just a warning. Have a great day, and remember to smile, no matter what happens. I have to go now.

[Alphonse Alban]

Originally Posted by Miss Pinkie

No, silly. It has nothing to do with your satan or hell mumbo-jumbo.

Seems to me that you are the one who got fooled. If you are not with Jesus, you are against Him. So you see, My little Pony has very much to with Satan. Silly.

[Thomas Dalton]

Originally Posted by Miss Pinkie

We're called Bronies, not brownies, hayseed. Brownies are some kind of chocolate cake, if i am correct. Anyway... *ahem* I am Miss Pinkamena Diane Pie, your favourite brony. Here to brighten all your days up! To start, i approve this thread! <-- possible pornographic image removed -->
And remember, no matter what happens, stay positive, praise God and SMILE!

I was refering to the etymology of the word "brony", which I explained here:

Originally Posted by Thomas Dalton

Well, brother Redeemed, I kind of assumed the etymology of "brony" is a bastardization of "browny", as in a chocolate treat. I presumed the "chocolat" was the brown poo in the "bronies" ass that will spill out when they commit sodomy with each other, which is the "treat".

Brownies are also frequently used in Satanic rituals, in which they are mixed with cannabis, as my uncle and aunt in Holland told me. I think it's no coincidence that "adult bronies also like the show"; this is probably a code for gaysexual crackheads who watch the show.

Why else would adults ever watch a children's cartoon, if not "high"?

The bolded part of your post, however, was an admirable message, with one correction necessary. What I did wonder was why you think Pinky Pie would approve this thread.
According to the transcript of an episode I read (so I wouldn't have to watch it), she was the one that drugged and flayed that Lezbean pony and turned her into cupcakes. I don't see how this thread has anything to do with eating your friends, do you?

[markus the russian queer]

Originally Posted by Thomas Dalton

I was refering to the etymology of the word "brony", which I explained here:

The bolded part of your post, however, was an admirable message, with one correction necessary. What I did wonder was why you think Pinky Pie would approve this thread.
According to the transcript of an episode I read (so I wouldn't have to watch it), she was the one that drugged and flayed that Lezbean pony and turned her into cupcakes. I don't see how this thread has anything to do with eating your friends, do you?

Transcript of an epi... Hahahahaha. You silly. That's not an episode, that's an fanfiction. The most horrible, bloodiest, goriest fanfiction of MLP made. I do not recommend it. Also, PLEASE do watch the show before calling us satanists. Something gory written by a sick and twisted fan is not in a children's show. The main brony motto is to love and tolerate, to forgive and forget. Not to hate things we dislike, and share our happiness with the non-bronies and haters. Also, if you do see satanic messages in the show (Somehow, you manage to find them everywhere), I do not think they were not meant to be a part of the content, as such. Please do remind yourselves, this is a real universe, not a real world. I'd understand if you were ranting on something like Fallout 3 (Nuclear Warfare, LOTS of gore, Ingame Cults and Occultism) or Happy Tree Friends (Dont even talk about this, it is horrible), But not a innocent, happy, utopistic children's show such as My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. We are not satanists, some of us are christians, some atheists, some of another religion, but we treat each other equally, embracing the message of happiness, cute ponies and tolerance towards all but intolerance. Yours truly, Pinkamena Diane Pie. SMILE!