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How Evil Are The Amish on a Scale of 1 to 10? -
08-27-2014, 11:43 PM
This group of false-Christians is wrongly perceived by secularists to be honest, noble, hardworking and devoted. WRONG!
True Christians know better. The Amish are a bunch of outlandish pigs descended from feral dutch aborigines. Here are some reasons why they merit eternal hellfire:
1. Their women are all sluts!
2. The men all have weak chins (a sure sign of homerism and general lack of character), which they try to hide with Charles Darwinesque beards. Here is an Amish in its natural state of disgrace:
3. They are known zoophiles. Photo leaked from an Amish sex dungeon:
4. They don't use electricity. Reading the Bible by candlelight leads to misinterpretation of the word, which in turn leads to cornholery and other Godless vices.
5. Etc.
Rated 11/10 on the evil scale.
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Re: How Evil Are The Amish on a Scale of 1 to 10? -
08-28-2014, 12:24 AM
The Amish pray in a language that is an unholy union of German and Swiss, neither of which God listens to.
They hate America so much that they refuse to support the economy by using electricity, cars, or computers.
They pretend that sprinkling water on someone baptizes them. They might as well be Catlicks in that regard.
They are so inbred I'm surprised we don't see two headed midgets with tentacles for legs driving their slow moving carts.
Furthermore, those traffic halting wagon tires tear up the asphalt, meaning the Amish are intentionally destroying the highways that they don't even pay taxes to build and maintain! They darned sure aren't out there knitting us new roads and throwing up turnpikes in twenty four hours, either. It is as if they want to deliberately destroy American infrastructure.
Most disgusting of all, and undeniable proof they hate America, you never, ever see an Amish soldier. Even two headed tentacle midgets can fire a rifle!
Evil Rating 14/10 for being America hating midget cowards.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: How Evil Are The Amish on a Scale of 1 to 10? -
08-28-2014, 03:19 AM
The Amish are hypocrites. They don't drive, but beg their Christian neigbors to take them to a store in the city. (Apparently, they don't care that the driver will be burning in Hell - according to their false doctrine, anyway).
They are totally xenophobic. Avoiding people of lesser races, that's one thing, but the Amish avoid everybody, even God fearing White Christian folks.
They are arrogant. They look at everybody as if only they were going to Heaven and everybody else was going to Hell. It's such an unchristian behavior, it's unbelievable.
Rated 16/10 on the Evil scale.
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Re: How Evil Are The Amish on a Scale of 1 to 10? -
08-28-2014, 04:33 AM
Anyone who raises their sons to be scared of joining the Armed Forces is a coward and a traitor.
God Bless America!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: How Evil Are The Amish on a Scale of 1 to 10? -
08-28-2014, 05:17 AM
Someone PLEASE reassure me that this is all just a well thought out, well executed joke?
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Re: How Evil Are The Amish on a Scale of 1 to 10? -
08-28-2014, 05:21 AM
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Someone PLEASE reassure me that this is all just a well thought out, well executed joke?
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No my friend, those filthy Amish are no joke. They are very real. Real, and pocketless.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: How Evil Are The Amish on a Scale of 1 to 10? -
08-28-2014, 05:27 AM
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Someone PLEASE reassure me that this is all just a well thought out, well executed joke?
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There is nothing funny about sin, dirtbag!
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Re: How Evil Are The Amish on a Scale of 1 to 10? -
08-28-2014, 05:50 AM
How do you feel about midgets?
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Re: How Evil Are The Amish on a Scale of 1 to 10? -
08-28-2014, 05:55 AM
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How do you feel about midgets?
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I'll tell you how God and I both feel about midgets:
Leviticus 21:17-24
Why do you ask, has Our Lord cursed you thusly?
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Re: How Evil Are The Amish on a Scale of 1 to 10? -
08-28-2014, 06:23 AM
More evidence that the Amish are perverts who long to be handcuffed, thrown violently into an iron cage, and brutally sodomized by large negroes for the rest of their natural lives.
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Re: How Evil Are The Amish on a Scale of 1 to 10? -
08-28-2014, 07:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Anyone who raises their sons to be scared of joining the Armed Forces is a coward and a traitor.
God Bless America!
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Amen to that!!
Their arrogant self-centered lifestyle, hatred for everything American, insistence on keeping a beard on their faces and refusal to join mainstream American society makes me wonder if they're secretly Islamic terrorists in disguise. I'd put their level of evil right up there with Obama and the rest of his jihadist dogs...
John 8:12 Then spake Jesus again unto them, saying, I am the light of the world: he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life.
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Re: How Evil Are The Amish on a Scale of 1 to 10? -
08-28-2014, 08:06 AM
I don't see the need for a scale. Either you are a good person who obeys the Bible for 100% and you will go to Heaven or you are evil and you will burn in Hell. God made only two options there, good or evil.
The Amish will surely burn in Hell just like the Roman Catholics, the Mormons, the Church of Christ members, the Jehovah's Witnesses, the Lutherans, the Pentecostals, the Russian Orthodox Church members, the Muslims, the Atheists, the Flying Spaghetti Maniacs, the Obama voters, the Disney worshippers and the Minecraft players.
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: How Evil Are The Amish on a Scale of 1 to 10? -
08-29-2014, 02:18 AM
The Aimish are so rotten with queers in their ranks that they're all stumbling over each other to get on the liberal talk shows. Makes me sick. You sure won't see and True Christians™ going all fruity like that.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: How Evil Are The Amish on a Scale of 1 to 10? -
09-06-2014, 04:52 PM
Reading through this list of the evils of the Amish it makes me wonder why our political leaders don't realize that the Amish are a hot bed of terrorism right here in America!?!?
I say it's time to strike first before they can! Just as Joshua was instructed by the sweet Baby Jesus to do our leaders should do now to the Amish!
1 Samuel 15:3
3 Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.
And if we do that the Amish girly men will have nothing to have sexual perversions with as well. That will make America a more Godly country!
Revelation 19:15-16 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, King Of Kings, And Lord Of Lords."
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Re: How Evil Are The Amish on a Scale of 1 to 10? -
09-06-2014, 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Thomas Helwys
Reading through this list of the evils of the Amish it makes me wonder why our political leaders don't realize that the Amish are a hot bed of terrorism right here in America!?!?
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As the godly David Duke pointed out a realgious fundamentalists with a beard is a terrorist. The Amish are nothing more that than ISIS front door into America.
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Re: How Evil Are The Amish on a Scale of 1 to 10? -
09-30-2014, 10:05 PM
There are TV shows about Amish children running away from the den of sin that is referred to as their community and try to leave good Christian lives.
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Re: How Evil Are The Amish on a Scale of 1 to 10? -
09-30-2014, 11:53 PM
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1. Their women are all sluts!
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I am horrified. This slut has copied my avatar, but used it to
a) show what a slut she is
b) show that she is a thespian by trying to look like me - a real man
c) has no respect for copyright
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Re: How Evil Are The Amish on a Scale of 1 to 10? -
10-02-2014, 10:16 PM
I only give them a four on the Evil scale. For all their faults, at least their women know their place. That's already half the battle as far as we Christians are concerned.
The Amish are going to have to work a lot harder if they want to catch up with the atheists, Catholics, Mormons, and Jews in this competition.
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Re: How Evil Are The Amish on a Scale of 1 to 10? -
05-08-2016, 01:07 AM
I'm serious, why are you criticizing somebody by the size of their chin? How stupid. All humans were created in the image & likeness of God
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Re: How Evil Are The Amish on a Scale of 1 to 10? -
05-08-2016, 01:13 AM
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I'm serious, why are you criticizing somebody by the size of their chin? How stupid. All humans were created in the image & likeness of God
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Are you saying that Jesus is a chinless dwarf? You must be retarded.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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