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Default Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas - 11-22-2012, 10:48 PM

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Default Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas - 11-23-2012, 12:18 AM

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Why is this showing a clean cut white man? The only white men who dress like this are those trying to get "in" with the negro gangs.







Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas - 11-23-2012, 12:36 AM

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These jap pervert sheets are a sure-fire way to get your ticket punched for hell.

I think I want that one.


Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)

But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)
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Default Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas - 11-23-2012, 12:40 AM

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I think I want that one.
But of course you do. With the extended vibrator option no doubt? I hope Jesus electrocutes you with that vibrator so you will stop polluting our forum with your Japanese porn worshiping. We prefer to worship Jesus here.


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James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Default Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas - 11-23-2012, 12:56 AM

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But of course you do. With the extended vibrator option no doubt? I hope Jesus electrocutes you with that vibrator so you will stop polluting our forum with your Japanese porn worshiping. We prefer to worship Jesus here.
Why the vibrator option? I'm just going to paint on it and make it awesome, and why would I worship porn?


Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)

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Default Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas - 11-23-2012, 01:07 AM

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Why the vibrator option? I'm just going to paint on it and make it awesome, and why would I worship porn?
And there I was, Motty the Vampire Seducer, talking to you on another thread of redemption. And now you want a porno duvet?

Motty, lezbean though you be, I must tell you this is going too far. What is your father's number? I'm going to call him and tell him to give you a damn good thrashing.

You are in my prayers.

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Default Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas - 11-23-2012, 01:32 AM

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And there I was, Motty the Vampire Seducer, talking to you on another thread of redemption. And now you want a porno duvet?

Motty, lezbean though you be, I must tell you this is going too far. What is your father's number? I'm going to call him and tell him to give you a damn good thrashing.

You are in my prayers.

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Sorry I'm a bit obscene. I like painting over everything, and I don't know my dads number. Will my boyfriends work?


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Default Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas - 11-23-2012, 12:00 PM

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Sorry I'm a bit obscene. I like painting over everything, and I don't know my dads number. Will my boyfriends work?
No it will not, Motty. You need to get yourself to Freehold, Iowa, and call on Pastor Zeke. He is waiting with Brother Deaner, ready to help you receive Christ's love as you kneel with your face uplifted.

I pray that you will be fully washed in Glory, and that it will be with tears in your eyes that you ask for Jesus to come inside you.

Praise Him!

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Default Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas - 11-23-2012, 05:46 PM

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No it will not, Motty. You need to get yourself to Freehold, Iowa, and call on Pastor Zeke. He is waiting with Brother Deaner, ready to help you receive Christ's love as you kneel with your face uplifted.

I pray that you will be fully washed in Glory, and that it will be with tears in your eyes that you ask for Jesus to come inside you.

Praise Him!

YBIC
Anyone closer to Idaho? I can't really drive anywhere, and it's nearly winter, and I already spent my money on presents for the family.


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Default Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas - 11-23-2012, 06:36 PM

I will ask a Pastor to contact you, Motty.

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Default Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas - 11-24-2012, 11:14 AM

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I will ask a Pastor to contact you, Motty.

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Thankyou, that would be very helpful.


Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)

But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)
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Default Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas - 12-06-2012, 08:40 PM

The Gay Agenda is at it again!





Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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The Gay Agenda is at it again!



I am reminded of Ezk 16:17, Sister.

Thou hast also taken thy fair jewels of my gold and of my silver, which I had given thee, and madest to thyself images of men, and didst commit whoredom with them.

It sickens me to think that people would spend their money on an image of a man and commit prostitution with it.


Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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Default Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas - 12-07-2012, 06:06 PM

What exactly is wrong with Harry Potter ? Seriously could you people on this forum, take things more literally, like not everything is sexual you are the only ones who see it ???
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Default Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas - 12-07-2012, 06:16 PM

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What exactly is wrong with Harry Potter ? Seriously could you people on this forum, take things more literally, like not everything is sexual you are the only ones who see it ???
Harry Potter is evil and will lead innocent children straight to the torturous arms of Satan himself.

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Default Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas - 12-07-2012, 06:53 PM

A lot of that is taken out of context and if you actually read the books you would see what great values Harry Potter Teaches kids.. To be brave, that good will always conquer evil, and that we must stand up for what we believe in !
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Default Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas - 12-07-2012, 07:19 PM

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good will always conquer evil
Since Voldemort killed one of those Weasley brothers in "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows", the message there is that Weasley is bad and Voldemort is good? All this confusing nonsense accomplishes nothing.

The clear consistency of the Holy Bible, that is what children need!


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Default Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas - 12-07-2012, 07:24 PM

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The Gay Agenda is at it again!



No doubt a disgusting product. But in the absence of secular laws that better follows The Bible (I’m thinking of good old Leviticus 20:13 of course), I could actually consider buying one of those dolls for my kids. It could be used in target practice when throwing stones. If you ask me, a great way to combine moral lessons with physical exercise.


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Default Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas - 12-07-2012, 07:27 PM

Why do you take things out of context like you knew what I meant when I said "Good will always conquer evil" ?? If you didn't, Im not conversing with you as you clearly aren't the brightest.
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Default Re: Gifts to Avoid For Christmas - 12-07-2012, 11:05 PM

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Why do you take things out of context like you knew what I meant when I said "Good will always conquer evil" ?? If you didn't, Im not conversing with you as you clearly aren't the brightest.
This is very simple, friend.

Remember when that Guitar Hero game came out? Then all the kids wanted to learn how to play real instruments.

Remember when Avatar came out in theaters? Then all these pitiful souls wanted to have head sex with giant blue monsters. They even tried to sue James Cameron. Remember?

So now we have Harry Potter. And guess what? Kids want to learn magic themselves. Unlike giant blue monsters or the chances of everyone having a successful career as a musician, magic is real. With the internet kids can find witch covens and other satanic demon worshipping groups.

"Thou shalt not suffer awitch to live" -- Exodus 22:18

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