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Default Episcopal Priest Barbie : How Long Lord, HOW LONG ? ? ? - 12-23-2012, 05:20 PM

....until this frightful mockery is struck to the ground and melted back into the cheap puddle of plastic it began as?

I've always known that all churches besides Landover ™ were filled with evil and backsliding to their very roots, but this is a new low. They have hit rock bottom and are STILL digging.

So very very many things wrong with all this...
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Default Re: Episcopal Priest Barbie : How Long Lord, HOW LONG ? ? ? - 12-23-2012, 05:44 PM

How long indeed, beautiful Miss Cookie! It disgusts the sweet Baby Jesus as much as disgusts you that the Joos would even consider creating such a thing. They have made a mockery of CHRISTmas. All the gold in Jooland will not help them when they are gulping down hot lava in the Lake of Fire.


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Default Re: Episcopal Priest Barbie : How Long Lord, HOW LONG ? ? ? - 12-23-2012, 06:07 PM

Thank you for your comforting words, Sister. This whole news story has hit me hard!!

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Default Re: Episcopal Priest Barbie : How Long Lord, HOW LONG ? ? ? - 01-03-2013, 10:10 PM

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....until this frightful mockery is struck to the ground and melted back into the cheap puddle of plastic it began as?

I've always known that all churches besides Landover ™ were filled with evil and backsliding to their very roots, but this is a new low. They have hit rock bottom and are STILL digging.

So very very many things wrong with all this...
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Oh my Lord... I pray that these men will find the one true God and convert from the dark to the light.

Peace with,

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Default Re: Episcopal Priest Barbie : How Long Lord, HOW LONG ? ? ? - 01-03-2013, 10:46 PM

A pastor should be the image of God; someone who nurtures and gives life! Not some freak harlot in a fancy robe. Women have no place being pastors!



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Default Re: Episcopal Priest Barbie : How Long Lord, HOW LONG ? ? ? - 01-03-2013, 11:20 PM

After a second look at the picture of the creator of this monstrosity, I can say without a doubt that she is definitely a lesbian.


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Default Re: Episcopal Priest Barbie : How Long Lord, HOW LONG ? ? ? - 01-04-2013, 01:09 AM

You can tell that they're deliberately mocking God's Word because she's holding a Bible, the book that explicitly forbids women to assume that role.


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Default Re: Episcopal Priest Barbie : How Long Lord, HOW LONG ? ? ? - 01-22-2013, 11:31 PM

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Back in the kitchen, Barbie!

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Default Re: Episcopal Priest Barbie : How Long Lord, HOW LONG ? ? ? - 02-25-2013, 08:33 AM

I think I prefer this one

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Default Re: Episcopal Priest Barbie : How Long Lord, HOW LONG ? ? ? - 02-25-2013, 10:45 AM

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....until this frightful mockery is struck to the ground and melted back into the cheap puddle of plastic it began as?

I've always known that all churches besides Landover ™ were filled with evil and backsliding to their very roots, but this is a new low. They have hit rock bottom and are STILL digging.

So very very many things wrong with all this...
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I was looking for a suitable gift earlier today and was horrified to find equally revolting offerings, heretical brainwashing instruments which I'm loth to show because the "dolls" are either smoking large "spliff" or very inappropriately attired take a look at this goth horror


That's what happens when these liberals get started. First it's Anglican Lady Priest Barbie, then the sky's the limit. Seeing me quake the shop assistant mistook my revulsion for enthusiasm and said she'd send me a catalogue and there believe it or not on page one was
Japanese Whore Barbie With Detachable Pelvis And Severed Heads Of Fœtus Quadruplets
link provided for information only DO NOT CLICK UNLESS YOU NEED TO KNOW

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Default Re: Episcopal Priest Barbie : How Long Lord, HOW LONG ? ? ? - 02-25-2013, 12:46 PM

Brothers and Sisters in Christ Jesus - I think it's getting worse.

Now there is an unperfected jewess Barbie:

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And not to be outdone by the joos, there is now atheist Barbie:

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If you are sick and you want to save your life I think you have no choice, by the way, men an women brains works exactly the same, with the only difference that a woman could do two things at once, like using the phone while she's writing or things like that

Just like the stomach, lungs, legs, arms and other body parts work equally in both men and women, brain do the same for both. Those are the facts my friend, so, a doctor could be a woman or a man, that is not important, what is important in the preparation, dedication and studies to be a great doctor
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Default Re: Episcopal Priest Barbie : How Long Lord, HOW LONG ? ? ? - 02-25-2013, 08:49 PM

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Really? You like the idea of Barbie being a proper mother?

Huh, I thought you'd like "abortion Barbie" where Ken gets to rip the fetus out of her cooter and toss it in the trash.

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If you are sick and you want to save your life I think you have no choice, by the way, men an women brains works exactly the same, with the only difference that a woman could do two things at once, like using the phone while she's writing or things like that

Just like the stomach, lungs, legs, arms and other body parts work equally in both men and women, brain do the same for both. Those are the facts my friend, so, a doctor could be a woman or a man, that is not important, what is important in the preparation, dedication and studies to be a great doctor


Except when she is all emotional because she's going through her curse
Except when she gets pregnancy brain
Except when she goes through menopause and wants to spend her days sitting naked in snowdrifts
Except when........ well you get the idea.


The stuff those liebral schools teach you. A man can't talk on the phone and write things down? I watch my husband do it all the time!


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Default Re: Episcopal Priest Barbie : How Long Lord, HOW LONG ? ? ? - 02-25-2013, 09:22 PM

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A woman doctor? I thought it was a "mom Barbie". Oh, that's horrifying.
And not only doctors, but also scientists, drivers, reporters, chefs, sports women, novelists, artists, and even presidents, just like

Michelle Bachelet, ex president of Chile, actually working in the UN, in the women rights department, in NYC



Cristina Fernandez, president of Argentina and ex first lady, wife of the deceased Nestor Kirchner, who was president before her



Dilma Roussef, president of Brazil



Laura Chinchilla, president of Costa Rica



Mireya Moscoso, ex president of Panama



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Default Re: Episcopal Priest Barbie : How Long Lord, HOW LONG ? ? ? - 02-25-2013, 09:25 PM

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Default Re: Episcopal Priest Barbie : How Long Lord, HOW LONG ? ? ? - 02-25-2013, 10:01 PM

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Cristina Fernandez, president of Argentina and ex first lady, wife of the deceased Nestor Kirchner, who was president before her



Dilma Roussef, president of Brazil



Laura Chinchilla, president of Costa Rica



Mireya Moscoso, ex president of Panama



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Those are ugliest beauty pageant contestants I have ever seen. Without the sashes you would not even know what is going on. Damn messicants
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Chile
Argentina
Brazil
Costa Rica
Panama
No wonder they're all 3rd world basket cases. The way things are going we'll have to set up a 4th world before long. And a 5th, for "special" cases like North Korea, Zimbabwe, France ..places like that.

It really is so sad.
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Default Re: Episcopal Priest Barbie : How Long Lord, HOW LONG ? ? ? - 02-26-2013, 01:57 AM

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If you are sick and you want to save your life I think you have no choice, by the way, men an women brains works exactly the same, with the only difference that a woman could do two things at once, like using the phone while she's writing or things like that

Just like the stomach, lungs, legs, arms and other body parts work equally in both men and women, brain do the same for both. Those are the facts my friend, so, a doctor could be a woman or a man, that is not important, what is important in the preparation, dedication and studies to be a great doctor
No choice? How about a male doctor?

You say women are "better" at doing two things at once. The reality is that women can't concentrate long enough to clock David Rudisha running six American inches. They will be off in La-La-Land rotating romance novels while talking on the phone, oblivious to the fire alarm and the burning bacon in the next room.

Womenfolk, concentrate for a second and study this important information: do not listen to this idiot. Painting your face with one hand and filing your nails with the other while talking on the phone and waiting for a green light to turn green is not a sign of intelligence. The reason men are on top in the world is because they know how to do one thing at a time until it is done, and then move on to the next thing. A functional woman is one whose attention is focused through regular beatings.


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Default Re: Episcopal Priest Barbie : How Long Lord, HOW LONG ? ? ? - 02-26-2013, 02:36 AM

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by the way, men an women brains works exactly the same, with the only difference that a woman could do two things at once, like using the phone while she's writing or things like that
JBI, is your brain big enough to comprehend the contradiction in this statement?


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