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Default Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses - 07-27-2010, 08:33 AM

Here is a video with an important message for all brides-to-be, be you white or coloured. A negro witch lends her wedding dress to a negro Christian, and the Christian ascertains that the dress is demonically possessed. So she takes good and Godly action, and throws the dress into the garbage.

But the witch takes her to court, where the dreadful Judge Judy refers to the Christian as being "touched" in the head.



So ladies, as you can see it is much better to buy or sew a new wedding dress: because only then can you be sure that your dress will be demon-free, and therefore safe to wear.


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Default Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses - 07-27-2010, 10:30 AM

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So ladies, as you can see it is much better to buy or sew a new wedding dress: because only then can you be sure that your dress will be demon-free, and therefore safe to wear.
Wise words, Sister Mrs. Rogers. Sew it yourself and you also make sure that your not wearing something that rubbed up against another person's private parts. There's just no telling what sort of foul bugs and creepy bacterianisms are lurking there.

Now this is especially true if the dress was worn by one of them negroidal types - what with the AIDs being swapped back and forth by their sort.

Imagine if you will, the reception line following whatever sort of primitive ceremony they call a wedding. The groom forces the bride to turn her back to those walking by. Each buck flips up the back of the dress and forcibly thrusts his "congratulations" on the bride.

A virtual smorgasboard of darkie lust. I puke a bit just thinking about it.


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Default Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses - 07-27-2010, 10:45 AM

Am I the only one who thinks that the plaintiff is a male in a ginger wig? If this point had been addressed, I'm sure the Christian lady would have won.





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Default Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses - 07-27-2010, 12:25 PM

Shouldn't she have realised that it was "possessed" beforehand and then she wouldn't have had to destroy something irreplaceable and very important to to her new friend?
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Default Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses - 07-27-2010, 01:02 PM

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Shouldn't she have realised that it was "possessed" beforehand and then she wouldn't have had to destroy something irreplaceable and very important to to her new friend?
Stop trying to use stupid logic. She took the dress to destroy it because it is possessed. Then she destroyed it away from the witch.

If you are so worried about the dress, I am sure the devil will help you get possessed clothing.


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Default Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses - 07-27-2010, 03:39 PM

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Stop trying to use stupid logic. She took the dress to destroy it because it is possessed. Then she destroyed it away from the witch.

If you are so worried about the dress, I am sure the devil will help you get possessed clothing.
Absolutely correct. The devil convinced the witch to offer up the demon-possessed dress. I imagine it would make the Christian negress lustful and wanting to do all sorts of perverted things with the black males at the wedding reception.
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Default Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses - 08-07-2010, 12:18 PM

Ahhhh, another example of your stupidity. It's funny how insanely idiotic and brainwashed you are, trolling you guys shouldn't be that hard, as you don't think very clearly. You believe everything your fellow brainwashed idiots say, I can hardly even take any of you seriously, you're so ridiculous.
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Am I the only one who thinks that the plaintiff is a male in a ginger wig? If this point had been addressed, I'm sure the Christian lady would have won.
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Default Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses - 07-28-2010, 02:54 AM

I believe the judge should have done a bit of testing prior to making a decision. I know that they could not dunk the suspected witch or witches but they could have achieved the same test with plastic bags and some duct tape. Proof positive and no silly arguement for the camera at the closing.


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Default Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses - 07-28-2010, 03:14 AM

All those judge shows are like Jerry Springer with a bit of legalese thrown in. ( And fewer fist fights.)

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Default Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses - 08-03-2010, 07:14 PM

I personally would of had my fiance sew her own wedding dress.
Witches are everywhere. She looks like one.
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Default Re: Never borrow or buy second-hand wedding dresses - 08-04-2010, 11:44 AM

It's very possible and more so from a stranger...

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