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Re: I was here before I lost my mind -
05-26-2018, 03:00 AM
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Your "heavily" name? What in God's name is that? Is Purel the fat name kids called you in school? Sounds like "pearl", like being as round as a pearl.
Matthew 7:6 Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither castye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.
Matthew alluding to pearls next to swine is no coincidence, dear.
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its Puriel the Angel of vengeance and fire
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Re: I was here before I lost my mind -
05-26-2018, 03:24 AM
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its Puriel the Angel of vengeance and fire
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My dear Mrs. Grice,
Please do not refer to the Apocrypha. It has been excluded from the Real Word of God (KJV 1611). As a goodnight story for the kids, it is rather good though. Puriel appears in the Testament of Abraham. Written in the 2nd Century AD it details Abraham's journey to Heaven.
I hope this clarifies things for you. Why do you continue to show us all your ignorance?
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Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Re: I was here before I lost my mind -
05-26-2018, 05:28 AM
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My dear Mrs. Grice,
Please do not refer to the Apocrypha. It has been excluded from the Real Word of God (KJV 1611). As a goodnight story for the kids, it is rather good though. Puriel appears in the Testament of Abraham. Written in the 2nd Century AD it details Abraham's journey to Heaven.
I hope this clarifies things for you. Why do you continue to show us all your ignorance?
YIC
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HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU HEATHENS ITS MR. IM A piffleING MAN now the Vatican removed it because they thought they were told too much however it was in the original since the beginning and should be regarded and used and taught because it is word of God
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Re: I was here before I lost my mind -
05-26-2018, 05:41 AM
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IM A piffleING MAN now the Vatican removed it
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I did not know they performed that kind of service.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: I was here before I lost my mind -
05-26-2018, 05:41 AM
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Basically, do you even comma, bro?
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Clearly not, dear. And apparently he has no comprehension of the proper place for a period either.
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Re: I was here before I lost my mind -
05-26-2018, 05:59 AM
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its Puriel the Angel of vengeance and fire
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I thought the administrator of vengeance and fire was the daughter? If it's not I'll have to find another dramatic representation. I'm thinking 19th century, French.
Revelation 8:7 The first angel sounded, and there followed hail and fire mingled with blood, and they were cast upon the earth: and the third part of trees was burnt up, and all green grass was burnt up.
There are 6 additional angels. Are you claiming to be this one?
Incidentally, the horse riding KING OF KINGS AND LORD OF LORDS
is identified as the creator of Heaven - an event that you deny. Revelation 19:11-13 And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war. His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself. And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God.
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Re: I was here before I lost my mind -
05-26-2018, 06:13 AM
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IM A piffleING MAN now the Vatican removed it
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My Dear Eunuch. Grice,
By your own admission, you have been de-manned by the Vatican. This means that you are no longer a man but a eunuch.
In future I shall refer to you as such so as not to upset you.
YIC
TTP.S. Using foul language is an indication of poor education and a poor upbringing.
Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Re: I was here before I lost my mind -
05-26-2018, 06:39 AM
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HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU HEATHENS ITS MR. IM A piffleING MAN now the Vatican removed it because they thought they were told too much however it was in the original since the beginning and should be regarded and used and taught because it is word of God
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Young woman, I have ALREADY proved using science that in all probability you are a female lady masquerading as a manfolk.
Shucks, even non True Christians™ on this very forum (God’s favourite) have not been fooled by you.
Now you expect us to believe that you are an Angle called purine? My clean limbed eager, young Nephew tells me this is in fact a cat food brand
You don know there is this thing called the electronic information superhighway or the Inter Nets, don’t you? It is easy to verify anyone one’s story
I typed in Eunice Rice Burroughs and it says you are a 71 year old spinster with a barren womb.
Did you really think a True Christian™ with Jesus on his side could be lied to?
Well think again, sinner.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: I was here before I lost my mind -
05-26-2018, 07:06 AM
Dear Mr. Cursed Ward Grinch,
One minute you claim you have demons, and the next you claim you are an angel Purel named after a hand sanitizer. I am quite confused.
Please repent of your sins and cleanse the demons from you!
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Re: I was here before I lost my mind -
05-27-2018, 03:39 PM
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no God rides a white horse
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I'm afraid you're mistaken there. You've claimed that God is not actually God and introduced god concepts of your own. Which "God" you advocate hasn't been covered yet, c’est la vie, but is not important here because you're saying that no God rides a horse. Or at least white horse; but in fact there are many equestrian Gods.
HELIOS
First up: Helios. In the graphic (detail) [LEFT] you can see this deity interacting with horses. The fact that Helios is not real, except insofar as the sun exists, is evident from the fact that successive cultures could get neither his names nor his attributes consistent. Satan is consistent, he consistently lies and impersonates whatever "god" people dream up in order to get "worshipped" in place of God. Following the hippie adventure to places like India, textile versions of sun gods became available and remain popular among heathens. Throwing one of these things over a divan is tantamount to saying “Boy! Do I ever worship devils!! You won't believe the things they make me do. Why don't you come over here and sit down?.”
ODIN
clickable At least this one keeps the same name and although he doesn't exist either at least when referring to him we don't need a roll-call. Shown in the idolatrous stonework entering Valhalla on his EIGHT LEGGED HORSE. Patently absurd. Horses do not have eight legs.
KARUPPASAMY
Wowser! A white horse!! Ridden by A GOD!!! Hinduism usually goes for more vibrant hues so the skin's nice and blue and the leggings. I'll jazz it up a bit with purple and orange text. How are we going so far? 3. Gods may simply represent value systems which people seek to emulate. An ideal personified. Secularists make this claim. Certainly that would constitute worship but without Jesus it's impossible to know whether the ideal is demonic. Biology and history also provide a standard able to refute false beliefs. What's next?
MOHAMMED
As we saw in the hindu section [ABOVE] the ideal "idea" or the ideal "person" emulated by adherents to a belief system may be .— .and in the case of anthropology is.— .considered a god. Mohammed is one such "ideal" and mimicking him at every opportunity is a form of worship. KORAN 17..Al-Isra . look up .. Yusuf Ali
1 Glory to (Allah) Who did take His Servant for Journey by night from the Sacred Mosque to the Farthest Mosque whose precincts We did bless― in order that We might show him some of Our Signs: for He is the one Who heareth and seeth (all things). How did Mohammed travel from the sacred mosque to the farthest mosque. Hyaena? Humvee? Harley-Davidson? No, it was a flying horse. SAHIH MUSLIM..The night journey. Hadith narrated on the authority of Anas b. Malik . look up chapter 74 .. Sahih Muslim 162 a
I was brought al-Buraq Who is an animal white and long, larger than a donkey but smaller than a mule, who would place his hoof a distance equal to the range of version. I mounted it and came to the Temple (Bait Maqdis in Jerusalem), then tethered it to the ring used by the prophets. I entered the mosque and prayed two rak'ahs in it, and then came out and Gabriel brought me a vessel of wine and a vessel of milk. More illustrations are available in the link. As you can see all sorts of Gods, as I presume you'd call them, ride horses. We still have no idea what you mean by "God" except that actual God rejects Himself or some similar idiocy. Satan is the name of what you're actually worshipping and if he's managed to convince you you're an angel protecting the daughter of whatever you think is God from destruction despite her assignment to blast everything with fire, that being her nature, then his job's about done. The Pastors will advise whether your posts constitute blasphemy against The Holy Ghost but my main point here is that the whole freak show is utterly impossible. The sun is too hot to be pulled around by horses, they do not have wings, there are no blue people (despite what hippies will tell you) as confirmed by observation, by history, and even by biologists whom you possibly also revere. These few examples, and I've included a couple of white horses for you, demonstrate that your claim is wrong.
For myself, I'd look things up before posting if the topic was unfamiliar to me and you can search those god's names quite easily. But normally I only post on topics I'm already familiar with. It's a good policy, I find.
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Re: I was here before I lost my mind -
05-29-2018, 05:25 AM
I AM A MAN MY NAME IS .CURTIS EDWARD GRICE. PLEASE STOP DISRESPECTING ME CALLING ME OUTSIDE MY NAME OR GENDER , OH FYI MUHAMMAD IS A MAN HUMAN NOT GOD OR ANY SUCH HE WORSHIPPED GOD EVERY THING YOU PEOPLE TEACH IS A SLAP TO GODS FACE.FACE SO DO IT RIGHT
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Re: I was here before I lost my mind -
05-29-2018, 07:01 AM
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I AM A MAN MY NAME IS .CURTIS EDWARD GRICE. PLEASE STOP DISRESPECTING ME CALLING ME OUTSIDE MY NAME OR GENDER , OH FYI MUHAMMAD IS A MAN HUMAN NOT GOD OR ANY SUCH HE WORSHIPPED GOD EVERY THING YOU PEOPLE TEACH IS A SLAP TO GODS FACE.FACE SO DO IT RIGHT
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Sir or madame you are very rude!
If you have such strange ideas why don’t you join a LARP gaming site? With you imagination and their tolerance for the whole cross gender thing you should feel right at home.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: I was here before I lost my mind -
05-29-2018, 07:50 AM
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I AM A MAN MY NAME IS .CURTIS EDWARD GRICE. PLEASE STOP DISRESPECTING ME CALLING ME OUTSIDE MY NAME OR GENDER , OH FYI MUHAMMAD IS A MAN HUMAN NOT GOD OR ANY SUCH HE WORSHIPPED GOD EVERY THING YOU PEOPLE TEACH IS A SLAP TO GODS FACE.FACE SO DO IT RIGHT
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Dear Eunuch Grice,
As you informed us before you were unmanned by the Papists. This means that you can no longer call yourself a man. Your aggression is unwarranted and is, in fact, quite upsetting. Knowing of your condition, I am worried that you may become violently upset, go home from school, take daddy's guns, go back to school and shoot your peers and educators. I am fervently urging you to calm down as the outcome I have described is very unbecoming in a Christian Nation and gives the rest of the world a bad opinion, just look at Godless London. It's a warzone.
Now, with regards to Mohammed, we all know he was a man and that he got high on mushrooms and wrote the Korean - as you should well be aware, his teachings are to be avoided at all costs.
BTW. Why would we want to slap God's face? That is just ridiculous.
YIC
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For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Re: I was here before I lost my mind -
05-29-2018, 01:24 PM
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FYI MUHAMMAD IS A MAN HUMAN NOT GOD OR ANY SUCH HE WORSHIPPED GOD EVERY THING YOU PEOPLE TEACH IS A SLAP TO GODS FACE
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God ? Are you mad he hates that title he created us hince the creator he loths being called God as hes an ellohem (which is plural)
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Jesus is also a man but nevertheless is God. You probably don't remember post #559 so I've included it for you. In it you declaimed as truth how God hates being called God. Accordingly, by your lights, everything you write calling Him "God" is itself a slap to God's face. God, according to your theory, must loathe you ten big!
Since God is not God but Elohim, surely Mohammed could not worship "God" without insulting Him? You have not described what "worship" is incidentally. For most people it is to emulate, to see perfection in, to regard as the ideal template for a spiritual life. Astrologers for example worship stars and planets. Mohammed however did not worship God. He made up something called Allah and worshipped that. In addition his creed also worship the moon. But although they bow down to their moon idol and display the thing all over the place they do not seek to emulate it. They emulate, adore, see as the perfect ideal, worship Mohammed the man. As such he is one of the gods. He rode a white horse.
I gave you other examples. Many "Gods" ride horses. You claimed that no "God" rode a horse. (or at least a white horse) Please respond.
Allah is not God. Islamic Malaysia has pursued this through the courts for over a decade. It is a blanket ruling. Non-Muslims cannot use the word Allah to refer to their God (or gods) meaning that what Mohammed worshipped was NOT GOD. Again, the precise OPPOSITE of what you claim.
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Malaysia's highest court on Monday dismissed an attempt by Christians for the right to use the word Allah, ending a long legal battle that has escalated religious tensions in the country.
The case, in which the Catholic church challenged a government ban on its use of the Arabic word to refer to God, came amid concern from minority religious groups who feel that their rights are under threat from rising Islamisation.….S Selvarajah, one of the church's lawyers, said his team would explore further ways to challenge the ban. "It's a blanket ban," he told AFP. "Non-Muslims cannot use the word. It has a major impact." The Herald editor, Father Lawrence Andrew, said the ruling "didn't touch on the fundamental rights of minorities," adding: "We are greatly disappointed by this judgement."
Outside the court, which was cordoned off, about a hundred Muslim activists cheered the news of the verdict. Earlier, they had shouted Allahu Akbar (God is great) and waved banners that read "Uniting to defend the name of Allah."
"I'm very pleased and happy that we have won the case. I hope the issue will be put to rest," said Ibrahim Ali, head of Muslim rights group Perkasa. "We must defend 'Allah' because this is our religious obligation. I hope other communities, including Christians, understand this."
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But I don't think your statements about what you call Gods, their fire-charged daughters who need your protection, their non-humanity or the contents of Revelation, even in combination, attain your clunker level of claiming that God detests being called "God" and then raving on about "God" this and "God" that when no greater affront to Him by your own declaration could be made! That's just unsurpassable.
But you could do it. You could outdo even that. We watch with dismay to see how you'll manage such a feat when what any Christian would hope for is that you'd turn to Jesus and be Saved.
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Re: I was here before I lost my mind -
05-29-2018, 06:33 PM
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Dear Eunuch Grice,
As you informed us before you were unmanned by the Papists. This means that you can no longer call yourself a man. Your aggression is unwarranted and is, in fact, quite upsetting. Knowing of your condition, I am worried that you may become violently upset, go home from school, take daddy's guns, go back to school and shoot your peers and educators. I am fervently urging you to calm down as the outcome I have described is very unbecoming in a Christian Nation and gives the rest of the world a bad opinion, just look at Godless London. It's a warzone.
Now, with regards to Mohammed, we all know he was a man and that he got high on mushrooms and wrote the Korean - as you should well be aware, his teachings are to be avoided at all costs.
BTW. Why would we want to slap God's face? That is just ridiculous.
YIC
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Because you do it every day every word any of you have spoken is a slap in his face
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Re: I was here before I lost my mind -
05-29-2018, 06:39 PM
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Sir or madame you are very rude!
If you have such strange ideas why don’t you join a LARP gaming site? With you imagination and their tolerance for the whole cross gender thing you should feel right at home.
YIC
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Re: I was here before I lost my mind -
05-29-2018, 06:51 PM
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Kill yourself sinner
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Fu ck you, fu ck your god, by whatever names you call yourselves, and expect a visit from the local PD, as you just made a credible threat of harm, idiot.
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Re: I was here before I lost my mind -
05-29-2018, 07:09 PM
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Kill yourself sinner
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Mate, you only paint fellow atheists in a bad light when you say that kind of thing.
Atheists like you and I should be using reason and logic, not insults.
Let’s you and I rise above such fairy tales.
A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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Re: I was here before I lost my mind -
05-29-2018, 07:43 PM
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Fuck you, fuck your god, by whatever names you call yourselves, and expect a visit from the local PD, as you just made a credible threat of harm, idiot.
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Hello Didymus,
I do agree that he is just a piece of shit by his own merits. I disagree that he is a credible threat of harm, as you mentioned, he´s just an idiot. I hope the police realizes it has more urgent tasks at hand.
King regards, Roland
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Re: I was here before I lost my mind -
05-29-2018, 08:04 PM
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Fuck you, fuck your god, by whatever names you call yourselves, and expect a visit from the local PD, as you just made a credible threat of harm, idiot.
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I have asked nicely I have demanded and now 100% pissed off I said I'm a man when I said the vadacan removed it I was talking about apocrypha not my dingaling SO GROW UP as far as you Didymus i realize your one of them hell your probably an alternative avi to one of these crack heads i have more common sense than any of you
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