[Thomas Dalton]

Please, pray for me.

I joined this forum to better myself, and gain a deeper understanding of the Bible, and thus gain a better understanding of how I'm supposed to live my life.

I did find plenty of kind people who guided me on my path, but I did also find horrible sinners: A harlot, a so-called "furry" who wanted nothing in life but to rape ponies, and several "Scientists" who imagined they had all the answers.

Instead of ignoring their mad ramblings whispered in their ear by Satan, as I should have done as a junior member, I thought they may see the light if I pointed out how they were contradicting themselves constantly, and how their understanding of the Science faith was flawed beyond imagination.

Imagine, one even thought that that silly made-up notion of "gravity" was produced by spinning an object really fast! I thought if I could show him that even other Satan-worshiping Scientists believed that was ridiculous, he would see that the Bible gives more clear and more understandable answers to every question he may have. This obviously didn't work.

My temper got the better of me, and I fear this may have influenced my rhetoric qualities, calling them names, and insulting them, thus preventing me from saving those heathens from the pit of Hell.

I of course immediately flogged myself like Colossians 3:5 prescribes, since I had put the light of my conviction under the basket of my anger, failing my duty (Luke 11:33,Matthew 5:16).

Since this may have been a sin, and true Christians cannot sin, I am obviously not one yet, so God will not hear my prayers.

Would you all please pray for my salvation in my stead? And guidance of the Lord to shine my light the brightest?

[Redeemed Papist]

Atheists are indeed vexatious creatures. It's almost like they're determined to wallow in a cess pit of made up nonsense to explain their silly measurements. When you confront them with the truth they can't take it and begin to hurl abuse, making up even more stuff until they are totally out of their depth rather than admit they are wrong.

This is why rebuking them is best left to those fully armoured with the Holy Spirit. Even so, it can get pretty tiresome.

I pray that in time you will gain the peace and security in scripture that means you can simply reach out and find the inerrant word of God whenever these fools flaunt their ignorance and hatred for God in front of you.

Always remember they bless us when they persecute us.

[Bob4God]

Originally Posted by Thomas Dalton

I did find plenty of kind people who guided me on my path, but I did also find horrible sinners: A harlot, a so-called "furry" who wanted nothing in life but to rape ponies, and several "Scientists" who imagined they had all the answers.

It is indeed difficult to endure the persecution levied on us daily by such hateful atheists, but it is our duty as True Christians to preach to the lost.

Imagine, one even thought that that silly made-up notion of "gravity" was produced by spinning an object really fast!

Science is so stupid!

If spinning an object really fast causes attraction, how come the ceiling fan in my bedroom blows dust bunnies away from itself?

My temper got the better of me, and I fear this may have influenced my rhetoric qualities, calling them names, and insulting them, thus preventing me from saving those heathens from the pit of Hell.

Folks who willfully reject GOD's truths deserve whatever names we can conjure up for them.

Even JESUS called people names when they deserved it:

Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?

Wherefore, behold, I send unto you prophets, and wise men, and scribes: and some of them ye shall kill and crucify; and some of them shall ye scourge in your synagogues, and persecute them from city to city: - Matthew 23:33-34

Since this may have been a sin, and true Christians cannot sin, I am obviously not one yet, so God will not hear my prayers.

I am not aware of any Bible verses that say it is wrong to call people names who intentionally reject GOD.

If you are concerned about it, you could try praying against them publicly instead:

Let their table become a snare before them: and that which should have been for their welfare, let it become a trap.

Let their eyes be darkened, that they see not; and make their loins continually to shake.

Pour out thine indignation upon them, and let thy wrathful anger take hold of them.

Let their habitation be desolate; and let none dwell in their tents.
For they persecute him whom thou hast smitten; and they talk to the grief of those whom thou hast wounded.

Add iniquity unto their iniquity: and let them not come into thy righteousness.

Let them be blotted out of the book of the living, and not be written with the righteous. - Psalms 69:22-28

Would you all please pray for my salvation in my stead? And guidance of the Lord to shine my light the brightest?

We pray for our members every day, but your salvation is between you and GOD.

We cannot force you to be saved, at least until a Republican Congress legalizes inquisitions. We hope so!

[Thomas Dalton]

Thank you brother Redeemed and brother Bob!
You put my mind to rest, knowing that you are out there praying for me.
I have to admit it was also a relief hearing that I didn't sin when I called them retards.
My guilt almost drove me to requesting that my status was changed back to "unsaved trash" until I atoned for the sins I thought I had committed, but now I feel a step closer again to achieving someday True Christianity. The path will be long, the path will be hard, but I'll persevere!
Matthew 7:14: Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

[Voll_EQ]

Dear Thomas

I hope that you can find some help in Psalm 58:10
"The righteous shall rejoice when he seeth the vengeance: he shall wash his feet in the blood of the wicked." This tells me (as unsaved trash) that you at the end will get clean feets with the helps of theese people that try to mock you.

Also the bible tells us that we need to keep working on spreading the words of God
John 14:12
Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that believeth on me, the works that I do shall he do also; and greater works than these shall he do; because I go unto my Father.

And Thomas, i am glad you dident asked to yet again become Unsaved Trash, i am sure we all are where we deserve to be, and as i shouldent ask to be moved forward, you shouldent ask to be moved backwards.

Also i was told in here that we should be lucky when we are persecuted, and this I trust.

[Thomas Dalton]

Dear Voll_EQ, thank you for your inspiring Bible quotes. I never understand how people can live their lives without some support from the Good Book.

Well, we see how hateful and stupid people become if they start worshiping Satan, as evidenced as most Atheists on these boards, so maybe it's not so much "able to live their lives without some support from the Good Book", but "able to blunder blindly through their lives without some support from the Good Book".

[Jo Freddie]

Originally Posted by Thomas Dalton

Dear Voll_EQ, thank you for your inspiring Bible quotes. I never understand how people can live their lives without some support from the Good Book.

Well, we see how hateful and stupid people become if they start worshiping Satan, as evidenced as most Atheists on these boards, so maybe it's not so much "able to live their lives without some support from the Good Book", but "able to blunder blindly through their lives without some support from the Good Book".

I find your "Good Book" a very good source of support, the floor here is not quite level and it supports the corner of my table so my meat balls do not roll off the plate.

[Voll_EQ]

Originally Posted by Jo Freddie

I find your "Good Book" a very good source of support, the floor here is not quite level and it supports the corner of my table so my meat balls do not roll off the plate.

Thats not even fun, i will pray for you, and there is still hope for you.

1 Corinthians 1:10
10Now I beseech you, brethren, by the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that ye all speak the same thing, and that there be no divisions among you; but that ye be perfectly joined together in the same mind and in the same judgment.

[Thomas Dalton]

Originally Posted by Jo Freddie

I find your "Good Book" a very good source of support, the floor here is not quite level and it supports the corner of my table so my meat balls do not roll off the plate.

I try not to be too judgmental, too quick, so I have to ask: Was your table not being steady a matter of life and death? Since then there may have been a precedent in place for you:

Matthew 12:11-12:
11And he said unto them, What man shall there be among you, that shall have one sheep, and if it fall into a pit on the sabbath day, will he not lay hold on it, and lift it out?

12How much then is a man better than a sheep? Wherefore it is lawful to do well on the sabbath days.

Otherwise I find no reason to abolish my hypothesis that all Atheists are either lying retards, or retarded liars:

Did you ever notice how thick the Bible is?



If you tried to stick that under your table, it would get less stable, not more. You're obviously lying and never have even tried it before, or plain retarded, or just trying to insult our beliefs for no reason at all, which makes you a despicable human being.

Which one is it?

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by Jo Freddie

I find your "Good Book" a very good source of support, the floor here is not quite level and it supports the corner of my table so my meat balls do not roll off the plate.

Begone, you spaghetti-munching Pirate!

[Jo Freddie]

Originally Posted by Thomas Dalton

I try not to be too judgmental, too quick, so I have to ask: Was your table not being steady a matter of life and death?

No not really, is was just that before I used you "good book" to make the table level there had been occasions when somebody sneezed that I would lose a meatball resulting in it rolling out the open door, down the garden and ending up under a bush.

Did you ever notice how thick the Bible is?

Have you any idea how uneven the floor is where my table is situated?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Jo Freddie

No not really, is was just that before I used you "good book" to make the table level there had been occasions when somebody sneezed that I would lose a meatball resulting in it rolling out the open door, down the garden and ending up under a bush.

Nobody here is the slightest bit interested in the poor manners of your acquaintances, who know not to cover a sneeze; nor your apparent difficulties in restraining your roly-poly balls.

Now, do you know where we might come by some smart atheists? And by that I mean intelligent, not well-dressed.

[Jo Freddie]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

Nobody here is the slightest bit interested in the poor manners of your acquaintances, who know not to cover a sneeze;

Not everyone is capable of covering a sneeze, clearly you do not have the manners to accept people for who and what they are, evidently you would not share your table with those less physicality fortunate then yourself

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Jo Freddie

Not everyone is capable of covering a sneeze, clearly you do not have the manners to accept people for who and what they are, evidently you would not share your table with those less physicality fortunate then yourself

If I were to share my table with someone cursed by God with a disability, I would have the sense to install a sneeze-guard.

[Jo Freddie]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

If I were to share my table with someone cursed by God with a disability, I would have the sense to install a sneeze-guard.

I did have a sneeze-guard fitted, but due to the table not being level it did not function as well as it does now with the leg propped up by the "Good Book"

[Voll_EQ]

Originally Posted by Jo Freddie

Have you any idea how uneven the floor is where my table is situated?

Put your head under the table?

[I am not Saved]

Originally Posted by Thomas Dalton

Please, pray for me.

I joined this forum to better myself, and gain a deeper understanding of the Bible, and thus gain a better understanding of how I'm supposed to live my life.

I did find plenty of kind people who guided me on my path, but I did also find horrible sinners: A harlot, a so-called "furry" who wanted nothing in life but to rape ponies, and several "Scientists" who imagined they had all the answers.

Instead of ignoring their mad ramblings whispered in their ear by Satan, as I should have done as a junior member, I thought they may see the light if I pointed out how they were contradicting themselves constantly, and how their understanding of the Science faith was flawed beyond imagination.

Imagine, one even thought that that silly made-up notion of "gravity" was produced by spinning an object really fast! I thought if I could show him that even other Satan-worshiping Scientists believed that was ridiculous, he would see that the Bible gives more clear and more understandable answers to every question he may have. This obviously didn't work.

My temper got the better of me, and I fear this may have influenced my rhetoric qualities, calling them names, and insulting them, thus preventing me from saving those heathens from the pit of Hell.

I of course immediately flogged myself like Colossians 3:5 prescribes, since I had put the light of my conviction under the basket of my anger, failing my duty (Luke 11:33,Matthew 5:16).

Since this may have been a sin, and true Christians cannot sin, I am obviously not one yet, so God will not hear my prayers.

Would you all please pray for my salvation in my stead? And guidance of the Lord to shine my light the brightest?

NO

[Voll_EQ]

Originally Posted by I am not Saved

NO

SHAME ON YOU !!!!!

When a person ask for help in the name of God, you refuse to help him?

Hebrews 13:16

But to do good and to communicate forget not: for with such sacrifices God is well pleased.

Philippians 2:4

Look not every man on his own things, but every man also on the things of others.


Dear Friend, Dear Thomas Dalton, you are still in my prayers

Matthew 5:16

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven.

[I am not Saved]

Originally Posted by Voll_EQ

SHAME ON YOU !!!!!

When a person ask for help in the name of God, you refuse to help him?

Hebrews 13:16

But to do good and to communicate forget not: for with such sacrifices God is well pleased.

Philippians 2:4

Look not every man on his own things, but every man also on the things of others.


Dear Friend, Dear Thomas Dalton, you are still in my prayers

Matthew 5:16

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven.

It was a joke, and I got a bloomin infraction. For God's sake, WTF?

[Voll_EQ]

Originally Posted by I am not Saved

It was a joke, and I got a bloomin infraction. For God's sake, WTF?

1. Joke sektion you will find here: Good, Clean Christian Jokes

2. To see your infraction click on it, it sayes: Poor composition skills (i guess that 1 word in a post is to little?)