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11-11-2006, 04:54 AM
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Leave Petal alone! I may not agree with her religion but at least she isn't horribly MEAN.
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Haha. All right. I'm sorry.
"I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."
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LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
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11-11-2006, 05:15 AM
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Haha. All right. I'm sorry.
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apolololgies accepteds, Miss.hellion  . but you got to quits being mean to us folk who not as edumacateds as you! 
nows, who did you votes for? were it them demoncrats  or them emocrats  ?
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11-11-2006, 05:28 AM
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apolololgies accepteds, Miss.hellion . but you got to quits being mean to us folk who not as edumacateds as you!
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I don't vote. But unfortunately that means I can't complain about our government.
"I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."
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Professor of English Landover University
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11-11-2006, 03:09 PM
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I don't vote. But unfortunately that means I can't complain about our government.
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You are old enough to vote?
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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11-11-2006, 03:27 PM
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You are old enough to vote?
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What's it to you?
"I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."
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Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
Always Biblically correct
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11-11-2006, 04:07 PM
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You really ought to try tofu and tempeh. If you ask for me at the co-op, I can get you a good deal on tofu or tempeh made from organically grown, fair-trade soybeans.
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My unsaved accountant explained to me what tempy tempo that stuff other than tofu is, and now I'm sorry I asked. 
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Professor of English Landover University
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11-11-2006, 04:14 PM
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What's it to you?
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If you are under 18 you lied to enter the forum.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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11-11-2006, 05:51 PM
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If you are under 18 you lied to enter the forum.
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I'm not under 18.
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11-12-2006, 07:50 AM
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I'm not under 18.
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Your brain is.
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"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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11-12-2006, 04:40 PM
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I'm not under 18.
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So why don't you vote? Were the Communist Party not standing in your area?
And Demon Ingram-Myers, do you eat this stuff too?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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