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Default Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy - 12-29-2010, 02:30 AM

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My avatar was put there by me you know!
First I was labeled as "trash"
I consider myself to be extremely attractive and fit, as is my girlfriend (not that looks matter to you guys, you're all virgins anyway lol.)
I'm also a manager at a 5 star restaurant at the age of 18, although it got closed for food poisoning lately
being well versed in english, science, math and many coding languages From HTML to Java to C++
I also cured cancer and invented a time machine which allows me to travel one second into the future
So, needless to say, you are wrong about my having "Challenges of the mongoloid variety."
Enjoy your out dated, retarded ideals.

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>ex-Down Syndrome
ARE YOU SERIOUS.
DOWNS IS NOT A CURABLE THING.
WHAT. THE. EXPLETIVE.

Heathen basher, though a huge douche bag, is the only one here who has ALMOST made himself look intelligent.
And I respect all those that have shown tolerance of any kind on either side of this argument. Not many have, but some.

So I'm done here, I have preached to my limits and it's not fun any more.
Maybe you guys should take a toke off the reefer, you'd feel alot better.

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Who ever altered this post, HIGH FIVE, you made it 20000000000 times more awesome. YOU'RE A CHAMPIONNNNNNNNN.
Also, I DID say that the admins put my avatar as that random guy, I have no idea who that is.
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That's an awesome troll, make everyone think I'm some fat dude? You guys are awesome. xD <3
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Default Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy - 12-29-2010, 02:33 AM

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AWWWWWW MAN I WAS ALMOST DONE BUT YOU JUST MADE IT FUN AGAIN.
You're a woman are you not? So your value is next to nothing. You're good for nothing more than bearing a child and cleaning and cooking, clear?
Though, your genes are not suitable to spawn any more hideous retard babies.
In case you didn't catch that, you are HIDEOUS. STRAIGHT UP BRUH BRUH.
Also, you're going to hell, for the sin of vanity (False vanity at that, you're not beautiful.)
Now let's try this again wench, GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN. No one wants you here, except maybe your cousin (I'm sure you can guess why)

Also, you can grasp basic ideas about as well as my 90 year old grandmother (she's senile, I'll have you know) and are about 1/2 as well spoken as her (She doesn't speak much.)
HURRRRRR DURRRRRRR.
You are just Unsaved Trash, not even that, Sexist Horrid Unsaved Trash. I am a True Christian. Which is a lot more worthy than you.

You call me HIDEOUS. You are that ugly you cannot put a picture of yourself because there is not a photo lens wide enough or strong enough to prevent it from breaking.

Your intelligence is so far down, you do not even know how to speak to a woman. My cat has more intelligence you! At least it knows how to open a packet of cat food, you could not even open a fridge door.

I told you before NEVER call me WENCH again!

Are you that much of a Stupid Sexist Unsaved Trash you cannot understand that.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Default Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy - 12-29-2010, 02:35 AM

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You are just Unsaved Trash, not even that, Sexist Horrid Unsaved Trash. I am a True Christian. Which is a lot more worthy than you.
All are equal in the eyes of God
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Default Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy - 12-29-2010, 02:35 AM

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So I'm done here,


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AWWWWWW MAN I WAS ALMOST DONE BUT YOU JUST MADE IT FUN AGAIN.


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I'm some fat dude. You guys are awesome. xD <3
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Are you leaving yet?


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy - 12-29-2010, 02:36 AM

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All are equal in the eyes of God
Chapter and verse from the Bible please.


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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Default Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy - 12-29-2010, 02:40 AM

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Chapter and verse from the Bible please.
(Acts 10:34-35) At this Peter opened his mouth and said: “For a certainty I perceive that God is not partial, but in every nation the man that fears him and works righteousness is acceptable to him

Romans 2:11-"For God does not show favouritism."

Ac 10:34 Then Peter opened his mouth, and said, Of a truth I perceive that God is no respecter of persons:

Ro 2:11 For there is no respect of persons with God.

Ac 17:26 And hath made of one blood all nations of men for to dwell on all the face of the earth,

Ga 3:22 But the scripture hath concluded all under sin, that the promise by faith of Jesus Christ might be given to them that believe.
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De:23:19: Thou shalt not lend upon usury to thy brother; usury of money, usury of victuals, usury of any thing that is lent upon usury:
De:23:20: Unto a stranger thou mayest lend upon usury; but unto thy brother thou shalt not lend upon usury: that the LORD thy God may bless thee in all that thou settest thine hand to in the land whither thou goest to possess it.





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Default Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy - 12-29-2010, 11:51 AM

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All are equal in the eyes of God
But i was told god hates people?
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And just where in the Bible does it say God loves all his children?....
Secondly, who said God was all-loving? Definitely not the Bible.

Leviticus 20:23 And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them.
Psalm 5:5 The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.
Psalm 11:5 The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth.
Proverbs 6:16, 19 These six things doth the LORD hate ... A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.
Hosea 9:15 I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings.
Malachi 1:3 And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness.
Romans 9:13 As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated. And there are many parts of the Bible where people pray for God to kill their enemies.
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I'm Gay.
You are filthy sodomite who insults Allah(pigs be upon him).


SURA 1
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3. The Beneficent, the Merciful.

pigs be upon him means piss be upon him
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Default Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy - 12-29-2010, 12:26 PM

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alright you are a tad bit frisky, Billy Bob is gunna be there you cool with that?
Srry but thats being a bit disrespectful and is in no way helping your case
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Default Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy - 12-29-2010, 03:54 PM

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But i was told god hates people?
He hates us, but he hates us all exactly the same amount
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He hates us, but he hates us all exactly the same amount
WRONG! He loves some people more than others.

You will find in John 10:11 that Jesus says "I am the good shepherd: the good shepherd giveth his life for the sheep." Later on in verse 26, Jesus says to some unbelievers: "But ye believe not, because ye are not of my sheep, as I said unto you."

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Default Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy - 12-29-2010, 05:32 PM

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WRONG! He loves some people more than others.


Jesus only loves His sheep.
Umm, where is the proof? And did you just call your self sheep?
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Umm, where is the proof? And did you just call your self sheep?
You were just given the proof.

Do you have a problem with sheep??

And yes, in the eyes of the Lord, we are sheep, with Jesus is our shepherd. You're sheep too, but with Satan as your shepherd. Personally, I trust Jesus over Satan any day of the week.

Where do you put your faith?


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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22
Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Umm, where is the proof? And did you just call your self sheep?
Of course I am Jesus' sheep.


Romans 9: 11(For the children being not yet born, neither having done any good or evil, that the purpose of God according to election might stand, not of works, but of him that calleth
12It was said unto her, The elder shall serve the younger.
13As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.
14What shall we say then? Is there unrighteousness with God? God forbid.
15For he saith to Moses, I will have mercy on whom I will have mercy, and I will have compassion on whom I will have compassion.
16So then it is not of him that willeth, nor of him that runneth, but of God that sheweth mercy.
17For the scripture saith unto Pharaoh, Even for this same purpose have I raised thee up, that I might shew my power in thee, and that my name might be declared throughout all the earth.
18Therefore hath he mercy on whom he will have mercy, and whom he will he hardeneth.
19Thou wilt say then unto me, Why doth he yet find fault? For who hath resisted his will?
20Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed it, Why hast thou made me thus?
21Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?
22What if God, willing to shew his wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction:
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Default Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy - 12-29-2010, 06:00 PM

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Default Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy - 12-29-2010, 06:01 PM

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And you follow willingly, like lambs to slaughter
No, I will be in heaven, laughing at you down in hell

Why not repent before it's too late?
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Default Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy - 12-29-2010, 06:06 PM

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No, I will be in heaven, laughing at you down in hell

Why not repent before it's too late?
What if you are wrong? What if when you die you discover that you have chosen the wrong faith or that there is no afterlife? Wouldn't you agree that you wasted your life following false prophets?
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Default Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy - 12-29-2010, 06:11 PM

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What if when you die you discover that you have chosen the wrong faith...
The Bible is pretty clear what the right faith is.

Mark 16:16 He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.
John 3:18, 36 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already .... He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abideth on him.
Romans 1:16-17 For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God salvation to every one that believeth.... As it is written, The just shall live by faith.
Romans 5:1 Therefore, being justified by faith, we have peace with God through our Lord Jesus Christ.
Ephesians 2:8-9 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: not of works, lest any man should boast.
Titus 3:5 Not by works of righteousness which we have done, but according to his mercy he saved us, by the washing of regeneration, and renewing of the Holy Ghost.

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or that there is no afterlife?
Then we wouldn't know, now would we?

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Wouldn't you agree that you wasted your life following false prophets?
On the contrary, it would be a waste if Jesus Christ died (temporarily) for nothing. Wouldn't you agree that it was pretty cool of Jesus Christ to die for our sins? How about a "thank you" ?


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Matthew 7:22
Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy - 12-29-2010, 06:21 PM

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And you follow willingly, like lambs to slaughter
Not to slaughter, but to eternal life. Do you really want to be a goat, son?

Matthew 25:32-34, 41 And before him shall be gathered all nations: and he shall separate them one from another, as a shepherd divideth his sheep from the goats:
And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.
Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world:
Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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