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My Man Cave -
08-16-2010, 03:07 PM
Brothers as you all know, the females have their menstra huts, and what a blessing they are. For one week a month we can have the peace and quiet we so deserve. During that week we can study the bible and contemplate how we can further spread the Word of God. But what of the other three weeks in a month? We need a place to escape the yappity yappity of females, a place where we can take off our shoes and relax. A place to enjoy a cold drink and read in peace. A place where we can have other men over and not be bothered by you know who. I have had a portion of my basement converted into a Man Cave, my little get away. Its not that big only 3500 square feet, but its a manly 3500 square feet.
Its a place to display my gun collection, watch a manly movie, read the Holy Bible or just take a nap. Fell free to stop over.
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Re: My Man Cave -
08-16-2010, 03:43 PM
What an excellent idea and it looks great!
One question though. If your wife is not allowed there then how do you keep it clean and how do you get your drinks?
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Re: My Man Cave -
08-16-2010, 03:50 PM
Mighty impressive, but I wonder why you have two pastafarians on your television set?
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Re: My Man Cave -
08-16-2010, 04:11 PM
Thanks Brother Dewitt. We all enjoyed your "park it in my man cave boys" flyer last Sunday. You have a mighty big gun there so we all are dying to see it.
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Re: My Man Cave -
08-16-2010, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
What an excellent idea and it looks great!
One question though. If your wife is not allowed there then how do you keep it clean and how do you get your drinks?
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I have hired a mans man, a butler, well not really a butler, I promoted my nigra Toby. He is learning how to fix cold drinks as well as making sandwiches. He does a good job of cleaning and what not. The best part is he only talks when spoken to and the its just yes sir!
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Mighty impressive, but I wonder why you have two pastafarians on your television set?
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The guys from the TV installers where trying it out. I have relaced the move they left with the entire collection of John Wayne movies as well as all the old James Bond movies. I am adding to my collection daily, this week I hope to have all the Dirty Harry movies and a few of Clint Eastwood's cowboy movies. I have also ordered a selection of Bible based movies as well. Any suggestions will be accepted.
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Re: My Man Cave -
08-16-2010, 04:46 PM
Brother James,
Thank you for having the good manners by displaying my wedding gift in your playroom/ armory. it was not necessary. I saw on your wall that you already had two 50 caliber machine guns before receiving the one from me. I want you to know that I did keep the receipt and I can drop off a catalog if you wish to trade it in on something else. Say whatever you like the Ma Deuce is always a popular gun and there will be no problem with trading it in.
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Re: My Man Cave -
08-16-2010, 04:58 PM
Well I'm glad to see you've mounted the flame thrower I sold you in the proper light.
I would like to stop by some evening this week and play a few rounds of pool (non-betting of course) and show you the proper care of your gun.
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Re: My Man Cave -
08-16-2010, 05:01 PM
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Thanks Brother Dewitt. We all enjoyed your "park it in my man cave boys" flyer last Sunday. You have a mighty big gun there so we all are dying to see it.
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Bobby-Joe you and all my brothers are welcome to park it in my man cave anytime. I do have a very large gun and I would just love it if you came over and handled it. Just remember if you cock it you must fire it, you cant leave a loaded chamber.
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Re: My Man Cave -
08-16-2010, 05:12 PM
Marvelous addition James. I am glad to see you took my advice and made a secured gun room. You construction messicans did a terrific job hiding the gun ports. My condolences to their families, I heard their skiff over turned during a storm in the Gulf and that the oil laden waters burst into flames, completely consuming them.
I cannot wait to come over for a nice game of nookie.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: My Man Cave -
08-16-2010, 06:10 PM
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Brother James,
Thank you for having the good manners by displaying my wedding gift in your playroom/ armory. it was not necessary. I saw on your wall that you already had two 50 caliber machine guns before receiving the one from me. I want you to know that I did keep the receipt and I can drop off a catalog if you wish to trade it in on something else. Say whatever you like the Ma Deuce is always a popular gun and there will be no problem with trading it in.
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The 50 cal is great, different vintage the the other 2 I have. But I would love to buy the Ma Deuce from you.
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Well I'm glad to see you've mounted the flame thrower I sold you in the proper light.
I would like to stop by some evening this week and play a few rounds of pool (non-betting of course) and show you the proper care of your gun.
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It was a nice addition to my collection, and good job on finding one in working order. It will come in handy during this falls witch hunt, should make for some toasty witches .
I am having an open cave night Tuesday after Bible study, come on over and we can shoot a few games.
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Marvelous addition James. I am glad to see you took my advice and made a secured gun room. You construction messicans did a terrific job hiding the gun ports. My condolences to their families, I heard their skiff over turned during a storm in the Gulf and that the oil laden waters burst into flames, completely consuming them.
I cannot wait to come over for a nice game of nookie.
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Thanks James, it turned out better than I had hoped for.
Its a darn shame about the messicans, being wet backs you would have thought they could swim. Oh well that's life for ya, one day you are here and the next Jesus kills you. On a bright note, I stopped payment on the check that I gave them. I did not want it to wash up on some messican beach and be used for drug smuggling. I guess I will just give the $200 large to Pastor Ezekiel, I am sure the church can use it for a good purpose( and its a tax write off), Did you know that all of his Cadillac Escalades are last years models?
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Re: My Man Cave -
08-16-2010, 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted by James Dewitt
I have hired a mans man, a butler, well not really a butler, I promoted my nigra Toby. He is learning how to fix cold drinks as well as making sandwiches. He does a good job of cleaning and what not. The best part is he only talks when spoken to and the its just yes sir!
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Well done!
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all the Dirty Harry movies and a few of Clint Eastwood's cowboy movies
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Excellent choice!
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: My Man Cave -
08-16-2010, 06:18 PM
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Thanks James, it turned out better than I had hoped for.
Its a darn shame about the messicans, being wet backs you would have thought they could swim. Oh well that's life for ya, one day you are here and the next Jesus kills you. On a bright note, I stopped payment on the check that I gave them. I did not want it to wash up on some messican beach and be used for drug smuggling. I guess I will just give the $200 large to Pastor Ezekiel, I am sure the church can use it for a good purpose( and its a tax write off), Did you know that all of his Cadillac Escalades are last years models?
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Zeke, that sneak!. I gave him a 2011 Escalade for his birthday. I had a pal who works for GM. He owes me big time for helping him with that 'thing' last fall. Well, I had him get me an unreleased model for Zeke. I guess he is not driving it so the other Pastors do not feel left out.
I guess we will not be seeing you much down at the club now that you have the Man Cave. Wasn't it a hoot last Valentines day when we poured the hot oil from the roof?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: My Man Cave -
08-16-2010, 06:22 PM
Very impressive Brother James!
But something seems to be missing...
As a land baron, I'm sure you have room on the estate for a small addition to the cave? No gambling of course, but a nice setting to play Go Fish and other harmless games of fun?
Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Re: My Man Cave -
08-16-2010, 06:31 PM
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Zeke, that sneak!. I gave him a 2011 Escalade for his birthday. I had a pal who works for GM. He owes me big time for helping him with that 'thing' last fall. Well, I had him get me an unreleased model for Zeke. I guess he is not driving it so the other Pastors do not feel left out.
I guess we will not be seeing you much down at the club now that you have the Man Cave. Wasn't it a hoot last Valentines day when we poured the hot oil from the roof?
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And here all along I felt a bit sorry for him , I give the check to Rev Jim.
I will still be coming to the club for lunch and what not.
How can I not remember the hot oil, the two leasbo and three messicans ran down the street like someone set them on fire, good times.
My cave is just a little something to pass the time. Being a newly wed is some what fatiguing, what the heck is with the Oh just hold me and lets cuddle crap?
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Re: My Man Cave -
08-16-2010, 06:40 PM
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........... what the heck is with the Oh just hold me and lets cuddle crap?
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She has too much free time. As you know, I am a firm beleiver in not sleeping the day away. My missus has on average, 16 hours of chores do do each and every day. She is allowed a hour of private time. There is no extra for 'cuddling'. She should of had plenty of that on her wedding night. Now is time to get down to the business of life and praying to Jesus. See, I told you that you were spoiling her with all the help. And they call me 'Mr. Softie'. Geez, James!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: My Man Cave -
08-17-2010, 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
She has too much free time. As you know, I am a firm beleiver in not sleeping the day away. My missus has on average, 16 hours of chores do do each and every day. She is allowed a hour of private time. There is no extra for 'cuddling'. She should of had plenty of that on her wedding night. Now is time to get down to the business of life and praying to Jesus. See, I told you that you were spoiling her with all the help. And they call me 'Mr. Softie'. Geez, James!
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Brother I have some thinking to do. You might just be right.
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Re: My Man Cave -
08-17-2010, 03:49 PM
James, I know you are newly weds even though having been married before. Never forget, you are the man of the house. All decision making resides upon your shoulders. In fact, think about your own signature line, imagine if it applied directly to the Dewitt household.
YC
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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: My Man Cave -
08-17-2010, 04:58 PM
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I am adding to my collection daily, this week I hope to have all the Dirty Harry movies and a few of Clint Eastwood's cowboy movies. I have also ordered a selection of Bible based movies as well. Any suggestions will be accepted.
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I hope not this one! Polyandry and prostitution galore!
In this adaptation of the 1951 musical of the same name, California prospectors Ben Rumson (Lee Marvin) and Sylvester "Pardner" Newell (Clint Eastwood) try to tame their gold fever by sharing Ben's wife (Jean Seberg), and kidnap a stagecoach full of whores on their way to a new town. To help the rest of the male-dominated town get their hands on his imprisoned whores and make money off them, Ben sets up a brothel. As business booms, so does the competition for gold.
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Re: My Man Cave -
08-17-2010, 07:25 PM
Does it have to be called a "Man Cave?" That name conjures up bad memories for me, since it was my nickname in prison.
My story is like that of most, if not all Born Again Christians: I was lost, I did some drugs, I had sex with a lot of women, then I had sex with a lot of men, then I did it with some children, then I did it with some animals, then I went back to women for a little bit but also did it with animals on the side, then I did it with men and some children, then I got a bunch of irreversible STDs and can no longer get an erection so I decided to give my life to Christ since I can't bone women or men or children or animals anymore. Read my testimony here: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=21140
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Re: My Man Cave -
08-17-2010, 07:31 PM
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Does it have to be called a "Man Cave?" That name conjures up bad memories for me, since it was my nickname in prison.
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I though you said your' nick was "Underground Express"? Geeze they kept you busy there Rick.
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