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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
02-29-2012, 04:51 PM
If you look at the words themselves, you can see why we even call it "right" handed and "left" handed. God obviously intends for man to be right-handed through both scripture and linguistics.
Let's look at the definitions:
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right/rīt/
Adjective: Morally good, justified, or acceptable.
Adverb: To the furthest or most complete extent or degree: "the car spun right off the track".
Noun: That which is morally correct, just, or honorable: "the difference between right and wrong".
Verb: Restore to a normal or upright position.
Exclamation: Used to indicate one's agreement with a suggestion or to acknowledge a statement or order.
Synonyms: adjective. correct - proper - just - true - straight - fit - fair
adverb. straight - directly - just - rightly - exactly
noun. justice - law - title
verb. straighten - redress - rectify - correct
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As you can see, the word right is practically a holy word. It can be assumed it is derived from the word righteous, or Righteousnessฉ. Both of those words are used in the Bible many times to describe those who follow the path of Jesus and to those who maintain and follow His commandments, or to prove that it is synonymous with what one feels is moral or just (in the case of the Judges verse). John 16:8
8And when he is come, he will reprove the world of sin, and of righteousness, and of judgment
Acts 10:35
35But in every nation he that feareth him, and worketh righteousness, is accepted with him.
1 John 3:7
7Little children, let no man deceive you: he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous.
1 Kings 9:4
4And if thou wilt walk before me, as David thy father walked, in integrity of heart, and in uprightness, to do according to all that I have commanded thee, and wilt keep my statutes and my judgments
Judges 21:25
25In those days there was no king in Israel: every man did that which was right in his own eyes.
Now, let's take a look at the definition for left.
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left 1 (lft)adj.1. a. Of, belonging to, located on, or being the side of the body to the north when the subject is facing east.
b. Of, relating to, directed toward, or located on the left side.
c. Located on the left side of a person facing downstream: the left bank of a river.
2. often Left Of or belonging to the political or intellectual left.
n.1. a. The direction or position on the left side.
b. The left side.
c. The left hand.
d. A turn in the direction of the left hand or side.
2. often Lefta. The people and groups who advocate liberal, often radical measures to effect change in the established order, especially in politics, usually to achieve the equality, freedom, and well-being of the common citizens of a state. Also called left wing.
b. The opinion of those advocating such measures.
3. Sports A blow delivered by a boxer's left hand.
4. Baseball Left field.
adv. Toward or on the left.
[Middle English, from Old English lyft-, weak, useless (in lyftdl, paralysis).]
left 2 (lft)v.Past tense and past participle of leave1.
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Notice how the only definitions of left are of relating to the side of the body. It states it is from the Old English "lyft" which means weak, or useless. Why would God command us to use our weak and useless hand? Choosing to use this hand is an affront to God, and is akin to spitting a great green goober in his face.
It also mentions politics, so I will bring that up as well. The right-wing party in God's favorite country is the party that will eventually indoctrinate Biblical law into government. It is the party that is pro-God, pro-Life and pro-Correct. The left-wing party is the one that sides with Satan. They are communists and atheists that do not believe Jesus is our Lord and Savior, and do everything in their power to stop the Word of God from reaching far and wide. They are antichrists. So as you can see, the word left can be synonymous with being the opposite of everything that is just and moral in this world.
In fact, left-handedness is also known as sinistrality or sinistromanuality which is derived from the word sinister, which means evil. So not only is being left-handed wrong, but it is also evil. This is clearly why the Bible states that you must be right-handed (as covered in the original post).
One last interesting tidbit is the second definition of left. The past tense of the word leave. As in, when Jesus comes down to Earth to rapture all of the Savedฎ humans and souls in the first resurrection, those that chose the path of sin and to ignore the Word of God will be left behind to be dealt in the second death. They will be cast into the lake of fire with their hero Satan, and they will burn eternally. Revelation 20:15
15And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.
Revelation 14:9-11
9And the third angel followed them, saying with a loud voice, If any man worship the beast and his image, and receive his mark in his forehead, or in his hand,
10The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb:
11And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name.
If you are currently choosing the left-handed, or sinister, lifestyle, then I implore you to immediately begin training up your correct hand and get right with God.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
03-04-2012, 12:33 PM
My friend was forced with his left arm behing his back when he was a child, has never used it to write since a very early age.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
03-04-2012, 12:40 PM
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My friend was forced with his left arm behing his back when he was a child, has never used it to write since a very early age.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
03-05-2012, 10:46 AM
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This is foul.
How dare you allege that one will be condemned to hell just because they have a different hand preference than the other.
Did you know I'm a proud left-hander?
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Left Handedness is not the will of God, that is the rejection of God and you will be damned
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
03-10-2012, 01:04 PM
Would someone in this thread be so nice to explain the entire thing about left-handers being evil, but in a easier way.
You see, I am a dumb atheist, but I thought to myself that I should at least learn about the thing(s) that I am rejecting.
Please help me
(No, I don't think of myself as dumb for being an atheist, but I do want to learn)
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
03-10-2012, 03:37 PM
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Would someone in this thread be so nice to explain the entire thing about left-handers being evil, but in a easier way.
You see, I am a dumb atheist
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-02-2012, 04:16 PM
What if I'm ambidextrous? And that image has been flipped. The flag is worn on the other side...Just letting you know so you don't continue spouting ridiculous information, even though I know you're going to anyways. If I'm ambidextrous, am I only going to hell half the time?
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-02-2012, 04:27 PM
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What if I'm ambidextrous? And that image has been flipped. The flag is worn on the other side...Just letting you know so you don't continue spouting ridiculous information, even though I know you're going to anyways. If I'm ambidextrous, am I only going to hell half the time?
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Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-02-2012, 05:24 PM
I was cursed with being left handed from birth but my parents wouldn't accept, now thanks to them, I am normal. But bad news cam around a week ago when I was about to write and realised that my pen was in my left hand, I was shocked. Maybe I should go through the whole process again
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-02-2012, 05:28 PM
God does not favor right handed persons over the left handed. Ehud, one of the great heroes of the Bible, was lefthanded:
Then the people of Israel cried out to the Lord, and the Lord raised up for them a deliverer, Ehud, the son of Gera, the Benjaminite, a left-handed man. Judges 3:15
...as God's chosen people, holy and dearly loved, clothe yourselves with compassion, kindness, humility, gentleness and patience. Bear with each other and forgive whatever grievances you may have against one another. Forgive as the Lord forgave you. And over all these virtues put on love, which binds them all together in perfect unity. Colossians 3:12-14 (emphasis mine)
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-02-2012, 10:06 PM
left handed just means that your brain is wired a certain way that your left hand is stronger than your right (see, science). it's a geneticly recessice trait (eg. my dad is left handed, but my mum is right handed, but my mum is heterozygous (meaning she carries the gene for it) for being left handed because my grandpa is left handed. so when my parents had me, there was a 25% chance i would end up left handed. and the odds were in my favour. GENETICS FOR THE WIN!)
i do write with my left hand, but i can write almost as well with my right, but my left is more comfortable. but i play guitar right handed, when i write on a chalk board, i use my right (weird eh), when i use scissors, i use my right, and most sports, if there's a left or right way of doing it, i use my right.
im proud of using my left hand because i have the creative advantage and since i also use my right, i get the advantages of my brain being wired both ways over others. and a lot of my favourite people are lefties, HG Wells, Kurt Cobain, Da Vinci, Galileo, and thats just a few.
you cant simply stop being let handed. you're born that way and it's actually bad for the person to make them write with their other hand
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-02-2012, 10:20 PM
Don't you know what sinister means?
Don't you know why Ayrabs don't eat with their left hand?
Joan d'Arc was burned for being left handed!
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-11-2012, 09:14 PM
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Don't you know what sinister means?
Don't you know why Ayrabs don't eat with their left hand?
Joan d'Arc was burned for being left handed!
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Arabs don't eat with their left hands 'cause they do their bad potty stuff with that hand. And they don't have civilizied, indoor plumbing, which shows how backwards and barbaric they really are.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
11-02-2012, 11:39 AM
errrrrm. love thy neighbor?
and matthew 18:21 and 18:22: Then Peter came to Jesus and asked, "Lord, how many times shall I forgive my brother when he sins against me? Up to seven times?" Jesus answered, "I tell you, not seven times, but seventy-seven times.
now i want you to read another quote
"anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilized"
-Adolf hitler
the conversation you people are having sounds not far from an alternative version to that, think about it
before you start to write comments about me hating you all keep in mind i am christian attempt to forgive all (like the bible teaches) i say you should all look to the other denominations for help, to be homosexual is said to be a sin but the Church of england accept them as long as they are not in a sexual relationship. DO NOT take the bible word for word as you may interpreit it wrong.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
11-02-2012, 11:52 AM
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errrrrm. love thy neighbor?
and matthew 18:21 and 18:22: Then Peter came to Jesus and asked, "Lord, how many times shall I forgive my brother when he sins against me? Up to seven times?" Jesus answered, "I tell you, not seven times, but seventy-seven times.
"anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilized"
-Adolf hitler
the conversation you people are having sounds not far from an alternative version to that, think about it
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I don't know whether you are responding to the topic of the thread (left-handedness aka sinistrality) or replying to a particular post, but I challenge you to point out where exactly you think we've gone wrong. All our statements have been backed up by Scripture (KJV 1611). How do the verses you quoted apply to our position on left-handedness? (I'll ignore your quote from Hitler; it's sola Scriptura on this forum)
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before you start to write comments about me hating you all keep in mind i am christian attempt to forgive all (like the bible teaches) i say you should all look to the other denominations for help, to be homosexual is said to be a sin but the Church of england accept them as long as they are not in a sexual relationship. DO NOT take the bible word for word as you may interpreit it wrong.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
11-02-2012, 01:00 PM
When I was a child I was lefty, at school the Priests beat the living day lights out of me for writing or blessing myself with the wrong hand. I begrudge thanking for the catlicks for anything but I am now a fully reformed lefty and use my right hand for everything it should be used for.
Matthew 10:34
Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
11-02-2012, 08:37 PM
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errrrrm. love thy neighbor?
and matthew 18:21 and 18:22: Then Peter came to Jesus and asked, "Lord, how many times shall I forgive my brother when he sins against me? Up to seven times?" Jesus answered, "I tell you, not seven times, but seventy-seven times.
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Dear Sir,
Some atheist has taken control of your computer and is showing his massive ignorance of the Bible.
Find out who it is, and tell ask him "Who is your 'brother'?"
Your brother is another True Christian™. How can it be otherwise when Jesus said, "Matthew 10:14 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.
Matthew 10:15 Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city."?
And what of, " 2nd Corinthians 6:15 And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?"
These left-handers have been marked out, just as surely as The Lord Almighty, Yahweh Himself, ordained, " Le:21:18: For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach [the altar]: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,"
Gimps, cripples, and weirdoes are not welcome.
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now i want you to read another quote
"anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilized"
-Adolf hitler
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And you think those people are normal? Listen up! Letting them people breed will convert the human race to a bunch of cretins/catholics/atheists in a few generations. And now we have lesbians!
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the conversation you people are having sounds not far from an alternative version to that, think about it
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OK, how many gimps have you adopted, or is all this theory?
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before you start to write comments about me hating you all keep in mind i am christian
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You are not a Christian that Jesus would recognize. You seem to have some perverted view that God is there as an alternative to Welfare!
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I attempt to forgive all (like the bible teaches)
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Look, son, you're an idiot. A gullible idiot. The Bible says to forgive those who trespass against you. BUT IT DOES NOT SAY THAT YOU FORGIVE THOSE WHO TRESPASS AGAINST GOD!!!! THOSE, YOU EXECUTE!
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i say you should all look to the other denominations for help, to be homosexual is said to be a sin but the Church of england accept them as long as they are not in a sexual relationship. DO NOT take the bible word for word as you may interpreit it wrong.
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JUST A MINUTE, THERE ARE YOU, AN ILLITERATE, TELLING ME, A PASTOR, THAT "I may interpreit it wrong."?!!!???
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
11-03-2012, 01:42 AM
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Originally Posted by lewis360ful
errrrrm. love thy neighbor?
and matthew 18:21 and 18:22: Then Peter came to Jesus and asked, "Lord, how many times shall I forgive my brother when he sins against me? Up to seven times?" Jesus answered, "I tell you, not seven times, but seventy-seven times.
now i want you to read another quote
"anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilized"
-Adolf hitler
the conversation you people are having sounds not far from an alternative version to that, think about it
before you start to write comments about me hating you all keep in mind i am christian attempt to forgive all (like the bible teaches) i say you should all look to the other denominations for help, to be homosexual is said to be a sin but the Church of england accept them as long as they are not in a sexual relationship. DO NOT take the bible word for word as you may interpreit it wrong.
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If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.
Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
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I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
12-13-2012, 09:40 PM
I'm left handed there's nothing wrong with that I'm not possessed by a demon lol I'm fully functional I'm actually a very nice guy I think if ur a true Christian them it wouldn't matter what hand u use its ur intentions that matter
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
12-13-2012, 10:24 PM
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I'm left handed there's nothing wrong with that I'm not possessed by a demon lol I'm fully functional I'm actually a very nice guy I think if ur a true Christian them it wouldn't matter what hand u use its ur intentions that matter
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Friend, have an adult or caregiver read what you wrote and ask them if you would be considered a 'higher functioning human'. I think you'll find you are considered 'special' and as such, have been marked by being left handed.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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