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I hit my wife for the first time -
02-19-2011, 06:39 PM
Or maybe I should say God did. This morning my wife went to take a shower and I figured it'd be a good time to go into the hallway closet and have a quick prayer session. After I finished I went into the bedroom and she was putting her makeup on. She asked where I was and I told her I was working in the garage and she said I checked the garage and you weren't in there. I told her I must have been in the corner where she couldn't see me.
She asked if everything was ok, and that she noticed I had ordered a Bible from Amazon. I told her that I was reconsidering my views on God and there were going to be some changes in our house. I told her that she was going to have to leave or sell her company, we were going to start going to Church and she was to stay home to cook, clean and homeschool the kids. And keep in mind the whole time she's looking at me like I'm crazy and I'm feeling disrespected in my own house. I got around to Halloween and how we would not be observing it anymore and that pumpkin pies were not to be made anymore. I told her it had to stop.
She looked me in the eye and said "Are you out of your mind?!?" and that's when God himself spoke to me and said "This is your house, I am your God and she is your wife, CONTROL HER!"
I'm ashamed to admit it but I hesitated, I didn't know what to do. That's when I felt Him enter my body and felt my hand raise up from my side. The back of my hand connected with her cheek and she screamed "What the f@*% is wrong with you?!!!" Again, as if acting on it's own my arm swung out again and hit her in the face and she was silent, crying on the bed where she had fell.
After a few moments I asked her if she understood the changes we would be making and she nodded yes, never looking up at me. I said "Good, now I've worked up an appetite, why don't you go make some lunch." She replied that we didn't have anything to make and asked if she could go to the store and I said that was fine. She then asked if she could take the kids with her as they haven't been outside all day and that it would give me some peace and quiet to study my Bible.
I feel our talk was very productive and that she understands her role as she asked me permission to leave the house. And I feel overjoyed that God himself entered me and filled me with his Love and showed me firsthand how to deal with a disobedient wife. But most importantly I feel I have the proof I've spent my whole life searching for. God took control of my body and spoke to me personally!! I feel so blessed that he chose to reveal himself to me.
The wife should be home any minute now, she's been gone an hour and a half, I don't know what's taking her so long. I guess we were very low on food so she had a lot to buy. Thanks for reading, I just wanted to share the progress I've made!
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
02-19-2011, 06:48 PM
Well Praise Jesus it sounds like you and the missus are off to a great start in walking the path of Christ. Just remember, you don't owe her any explanations.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
02-19-2011, 06:59 PM
Brother McManus, I'll be praying for you and your wife. Also I wanted to give you a little bit of advice. Instead of going into your prayer closet while your wife is showering, you should be monitoring her to make sure that she doesn't fall into Satan's arms while she's soaping herself up in there.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
02-19-2011, 09:26 PM
Congratulations on getting married today!
You two have a lot to look forwrd to in the coming years.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
02-19-2011, 10:05 PM
Truly a heartwarming story! Praise God!
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
02-19-2011, 10:32 PM
Some womans overreact after the first beatings. It is possible that she tries somethings stupid.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
05-29-2011, 01:43 PM
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Truly a heartwarming story! Praise God!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.. LOL.. u people r really sick.. in what way is this heartwarming?!
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
02-09-2013, 11:14 PM
Eph 5:25 Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it;
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
02-09-2013, 11:19 PM
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Eph 5:25 Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it;
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I don't get your point. If a man needs to give his wife a walloping to keep her from going to Hell how is that not showing love?
Do you want chicks to go to Hell?
Dude, seriously.
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
02-09-2013, 11:23 PM
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I don't get your point. If a man needs to give his wife a walloping to keep her from going to Hell how is that not showing love?
Do you want chicks to go to Hell?
Dude, seriously.
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Eph 5:28 So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself.
Yes a husband has dominion over his wife, but it is supposed to be a respectful and protective dominion, not a fearful domination.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
02-09-2013, 11:28 PM
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Eph 5:25 Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it;
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cristian-
Eph 5:28 So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself.
Yes a husband has dominion over his wife, but it is supposed to be a respectful and protective dominion, not a fearful domination.
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As John 10:30 tells us, Jesus = God. Do a Bible search for the phrases "love God" and "fear God", and tell us what results you get.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
02-09-2013, 11:31 PM
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Eph 5:28 So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself.
Yes a husband has dominion over his wife, but it is supposed to be a respectful and protective dominion, not a fearful domination.
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You do understand that women are pretty, dumb half the time? Me ex wife would sit on the couch all evening bashing away at her computer till nearly bed time.
She would whine all about how the minister needed 'figures'. This obsession with 'figures' and 'intent to treat designs' ruined our marriage.
I spared the rod and no matter how much solitary time I spent in the closet it was not enough. I had ignored God's word and payed the price.
You don't know what you're talking about, fella.
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
02-09-2013, 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Cristian-
Eph 5:28 So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself.
Yes a husband has dominion over his wife, but it is supposed to be a respectful and protective dominion, not a fearful domination.
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Nowhere in the bible does it refer to women as "chicks" learn some respect
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
02-09-2013, 11:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Cristian-
Eph 5:28 So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself.
Yes a husband has dominion over his wife, but it is supposed to be a respectful and protective dominion, not a fearful domination.
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The Apostle Paul writes that the husband is the head of the family as Christ is the head of the church (Ephesians 5:23) and because of that the husband is to love his wife “as” (sets up the comparison) or in the same way that Christ loved the church and gave Himself for it (Ephesians 5:25). Just as Christ used force to cleanse the Temple (John 2:15), so does the husband have the authority and responsibility to cleanse the "Lord's Temple" that is the wife (1 Cor. 6:19-20). It would be a dishonor to the LORD for the husband to ignore the needs of the wife just as it would be a dishonor to the LORD for Christ to ignore the needs of the church. Further, it would produce naught but strife, and that is not God's plan. His plan is for "peaceable fruit of righteousness" (Hebrews 12:11). Why do you not want peaceable fruit of righteousness between a man and his wife?
You can read more about Christian Domestic Discipline HERE.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
02-19-2011, 11:17 PM
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The wife should be home any minute now, she's been gone an hour and a half, I don't know what's taking her so long. I guess we were very low on food so she had a lot to buy.
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What a wonderful beginning! Might I offer an idea, in case she should make a habit of being slow in her grocery shopping (and beatings do not seem to speed her up to a satisfactory pace)? A few of the mothers of the boys in my youth group have been requiring " behavior belts" be worn when attending youth outings. It is incredibly frustrating to me, as it's a sign that they may not be behaving at home as they promised me they would. Maybe they need a firm hand to discipline them until they submit or maybe they just need to understand that no one believes their dirty little lies and that Jesus hates a snitch and if they can't understand that, a few nights in a custom-built counseling chamber in a hot attic can fix their little errors in judgment and beat a sense of respect and fear into their tiny little filthy boy-hearts.
Anyway, they make them for women as well. I'm sure other members of the LBC forums can offer you their expertise with this technology. Shout Glory!
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
08-20-2012, 03:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Youth Minister Harry
What a wonderful beginning! Might I offer an idea, in case she should make a habit of being slow in her grocery shopping (and beatings do not seem to speed her up to a satisfactory pace)? A few of the mothers of the boys in my youth group have been requiring " behavior belts" be worn when attending youth outings. It is incredibly frustrating to me, as it's a sign that they may not be behaving at home as they promised me they would. Maybe they need a firm hand to discipline them until they submit or maybe they just need to understand that no one believes their dirty little lies and that Jesus hates a snitch and if they can't understand that, a few nights in a custom-built counseling chamber in a hot attic can fix their little errors in judgment and beat a sense of respect and fear into their tiny little filthy boy-hearts.
Anyway, they make them for women as well. I'm sure other members of the LBC forums can offer you their expertise with this technology. Shout Glory!
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Harry Lester
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Simple way to deal with it all.
Don't trust them. Dot.
Women lie. If they're talking to a Man, they're lying.
I keep mine under strict control and use physical restraints when necessary, of varying kinds and types logically.
Best to restrain the body so the soul may be free to ascend later.
Truthfully, the gags are the most useful, and when locked any kind of time-wasting woman-talk isn't an issue as the Household is seen to.
Chastity belts were inspired in the mind of Man for a reason by God, thus, they're to be used. A woman who has her babymaker under lock-and-key, as well as he lying mouth is a much more useful housekeeper.
But only properly-made ones, and with appropriate care for their health and welfare.
Needless suffering, not exactly in line with His Will.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
02-19-2011, 11:50 PM
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She looked me in the eye and said "Are you out of your mind?!?" and that's when God himself spoke to me and said "This is your house, I am your God and she is your wife, CONTROL HER!"
I'm ashamed to admit it but I hesitated, I didn't know what to do. That's when I felt Him enter my body and felt my hand raise up from my side. The back of my hand connected with her cheek and she screamed "What the f@*% is wrong with you?!!!" Again, as if acting on it's own my arm swung out again and hit her in the face and she was silent, crying on the bed where she had fell.
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Praise God Brother! It had to be done lest you lose control of your household.
Seldom do I need to do anything but unfasten my belt these days, and Mrs. Porter is instantly apologetic for the back talk and sass. But there were times years ago when firm discipline was required and I know it always hurt me more than her.
Sleep well tonight knowing that you acted accordingly and followed scripture.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
02-20-2011, 08:51 PM
So my wife never came home from the store. She left me and took the kids. I spent hours calling her family and friends and they either wouldn't answer or they would say they didn't know where she was and hang up on me. She finally texted me and said "The kids and I are fine" and that was it. I have no idea where she is.
I know this must be part of God's plan but I feel hurt and betrayed. My wife is the sweetest woman in the world and she didn't deserve to be treated that way. I wish I could go back and do it over again, perhaps I could have been more subtle. I'll keep praying for guidance but I just want her to come back. This is not the way I envisioned this turning out, but God is in control and I'll let Him lead the way.
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
02-20-2011, 09:12 PM
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So my wife never came home from the store. She left me and took the kids. I spent hours calling her family and friends and they either wouldn't answer or they would say they didn't know where she was and hang up on me. She finally texted me and said "The kids and I are fine" and that was it. I have no idea where she is.
I know this must be part of God's plan but I feel hurt and betrayed. My wife is the sweetest woman in the world and she didn't deserve to be treated that way. I wish I could go back and do it over again, perhaps I could have been more subtle. I'll keep praying for guidance but I just want her to come back. This is not the way I envisioned this turning out, but God is in control and I'll let Him lead the way.
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Don't let her get the upper hand Brother! Make the decision to return home easy for the simpleton.
You text her back and tell her that every pair of her shoes are going into the burn barrel and you toss the match at exactly 5 PM tonight if she is not home, smiling and preparing your dinner.
She will be home well before 5.
Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Re: I hit my wife for the first time -
02-20-2011, 09:55 PM
Joseph, listen and listen carefully. Withdraw ALL your money from your bank accounts and cancel all your credit cards. Do this NOW. Immediately!
That'll knock some sense into her and get her home.
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